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lol, cant see salt water blasting into the front of the lens doing it much good.neither the water gettin inside

the show confuses me now, remember early in season 2 i was well into the whole lost scene, and listening to podcasts from the producers etc, and they said everyone who dies on the island, really dies.they wont return. also that this wasnt some past death experience(i had a discussion with someone off here about this a couple of weeks back) and how they wernt in purgatory(sp?) or alive as ghosts. now the fact mikhail is still alive(of course there could be a chance he didnt really die, although i dont know how theyd explain that one, or that there is more than one mikhail(cloning etc)) kind of contradicts the first fact. and the last line of this show, kind of means the second statement could be false. now i know the idea is the producers make it so we dont have a clue whats going to happen. where those statements on the pod cast a bluff, or is this bit thats just happened a double bluff. (them all being dead could be explained by a government conspiracy for example, as dharma is a government or "company" experiment and they know what happened., as for mikhail, he said the island heals you quickly, maybe not all mortal wounds are mortal wounds on this island). what about lockes dad being one of bens prisoners? aint got a clue what to think of that

aint worth gettin it repairded, lookin at what i can see from that camera, its not worth much. the aldi P&S cam i saw at £70 looked ok, but bear in mind its just a cheap p and s camera. got a fuji s5100/s5500 here,with a few accessories, could sell you that if your interested

chillax, its to late, you've already lost her, if she don't like you mentally or physically as you put it, £40 ain't gunna change that. money cant buy you love, money can buy you an hour with a female escort called sally Anne whose interests include..... nah seriously if she don't like you, a box of flowers or a bouquet of chocolates wont change anything. just move on. seems harsh but its true. your sitting there at 15 thinking you want to be with her for the rest of your life, but chances are it aint gunna happen. im 19, and i know any girl i meet now, chances are they aint going to be my life partner, you might as well lose her now without any harsh feelings than in 6 months time when she sleeps with your mate at a house party you couldnt make due to having work the next morning. --> QUOTE(b @ Apr 29 2007, 12:26 PM) ←Her excuse for not wanting to see a doc was that she didnt like him which i guess is understandable if your a girl in that situation but im still in two minds, dont know what to do..text her? been in a similar situation, only i wasnt with another bird at the time, the old one just wanted me back, but i was 95% sure she was lying talk to your new bird about it, say that you think shes making it up to drive a wedge between the 2 of you, but your not that much of a heartless b*****d to totally blank her in case she is pregnant.(should win kudos points with her).trying to keep it a secret is not a good idea dont take no crap over it, quite frankly if i was about to squeeze out a 8lb crying, puking,bundle of joy with no control over his own bladder, i couldnt care if the doctor smelt of cheese. wore tweed jackets,watched countdown and i hated him with a pashion, id still want his advice as hes still a doctor. otherwise drag her kicking and screaming to your famil planning centre, as its confidential impartial advice. next port of call,(even if you still think shes lying) find out if she plans on keeping it, if she doesnt, it kinda makes no odds, tell your new girlfriend this, ask her if it wud be ok to offer her some support through this time, as technically its kind of your fault(Cant see shell object, as shes mates with her too). if she says shes going to keep it, then youve got a couple of options. youve got the option of saying your well willing to be a father for the kid and adopt it(can go tits up if its true). or the way i did it, after getting this advice off a much older and wiser friend, who told me not to use the above way, incase it is all true. meet her one day after work, tell her you want to talk with her, can you walk with her for a bit, be as nice as pie, no matter how much you hate the bitch, tell her the 2 of you are going somewhere. when she asks where, tell her your both going to her parents house now, and your going to tell them together, that your going to be parents. (shes got no excuse for this bit, as if she dont want you involved with the kid, why is she even telling you in the first place. shes got to tell her parents at some point, and if she wants you as part of the babies life, youve got a right to be there as well, she cant argue with any of that). with any luck shell break down in tears and admit shes lying, if not you go to her parents house and you tell her together, she wont be able to keep it up in front of her parents, for sure, theyll know when shes lying. if it gets past this stage, and the parents fall for it(or indeed shes telling the truth) it goes down 1 of 2 roads whether its true or not. 1) her parents accept it, welcome you as a father etc, and dont go mad, if thats the case, if shes lying shell be forked off by you, her mates, her mum and dad, and people will think more of you because of the way you stood there and dealt with it sensibly and maturely and wernt nasty or vindictive etc. if shes telling the truth, then youve done the right thing, yea, your locked into a life of teenage parenting, but youve already made the mistake. 2)her parents kick the shit into you. if this happens, people will stand up for you, your mates, other responsible adults etc, not cos its an adult beating up a kid, but because you where the big man, responsible, mature etc, doing the right thing, rather than running off, and they beat you up. if shes then tellin the truth, then its the same situation as the first one, youve done the right thing, but youve already made the mistake, and if you want to get away, youve got more of an excuse as her parents want your cajones on a plate. or youll get an apology off her parents if shes lying, then once again, her parents etc will go mental at her, same as her mates and you, and most likely her parents will owe you a massive apology for reacting the way they did. its the easiest way to rat her out, whilst looking like the sensible mature man. and if it all turns out to be true, youve still been the sensible mature man, doing the right thing

surely a light grind and some coust pads would solve the stopping issue pretty quickly. as for your inbred super human race your thinking of placin on an eggbox and letting them evolve super quickly. one question, materials? where they goin to get them from, and if they dont have a wind tunnel on board, working out aerodynamics could be mighty difficult.and one wrong decision in the research and design process, would mean the testing(Which would be done as there going along using there ship as a test subject, could potentially cause an end to the inbreds and there incestors plights for speedy travel. also inbreds rarely tend to be intelligent after the 3rd generation, have a look at texas for instance. one way we could travel there is electronically, i here alot about these emails, that travel the globe in seconds, im sure using them, if we could find a program and attach ourselves(ideally in compressed form) we could move pretty quickly from planet to planet.

its not as stupid as it sounds, lorraine kelly admitted doing it as a teenager, along with many of her friends. also why do you think many tanning accelerators are called names like cocoa butter, basically the oil in some way makes the skin react to the light stronger, although in most cases, youll just burn.

"the drugs dont work, they just make it worse" - i just have to blurt it out, out of tune, everytime my mates are on comedowns, and then im thankful i only drank anti freeze bottled up as wkd the previous night. "Your not remembered for the things you didnt do,only the things that you do,do everything, and be forgotten for nothing" "If you walked by a street and you was walking a concrete and you saw a rose growing from concrete, even if it had messed up petals and it was a little to the side you would marvel at just seeing a rose grow through concrete. So way is it that when you see some ghetto kid grow out of the dirtiest circumstance and he can talk and he can sit across the room and make you cry, make you laugh, all you can talk about is my dirty rose, my dirty stems and how am leaning crooked to the side, u can't even see that I've come up from out of that" - I used to be(well still am) a huge fan of tupac and his work, although i know he glorified himself and spoke about how he was to true the whole time. this quote speaks volumes to me, its one of them thats so true, no matter what you are, or what you become, what you do with what youve got, people will also find the bad points to talk about.

lol, weve come close to that, we wired a big transit horn up a blokes left hand indicator on his car, and stuck the horn in his boot. aparently he was driving down the road, and after the first occassion when he was kinda apologetic by nature(even though he was perplexed as to what hed done, by about the 4th time he was winding down the window, shouting and swearing at the bloke behind him. still not quite as quality as what we managed on my mate and his missus. one of me mates was shaggin a stable hand, who had access to a load of horse medicine(which the stable shouldnt really have, but still). including some large tranquilizers that where blue in colour and pretty much the same shape as viagra, just slightly bigger. we sold one to my mates missus one night in the pub, about an hour they left the pub(about 8pm), with us all cheering, and jeerin droppin sly hints to her etc that she was in for the time of her life. 6 in the mornin, we got a phone call "U f**kin c**ts, compos been out cold since 9.30 last night, wat the f**k u done to him". kinda dangerous now we think about it, but ruddy funny all the same.

its basically an excuse to pull you over, aint much you can do, i think a lot of its about attitude, at least around here, if you get away with the first few times ur pulled they wont bother again. because officers get to know whos who. (even though they aint seen u, word and regs gets passed round the station). its like my mate got pulled for speeding(35 in a 30, quiet word is in his ear stylee). coppers could smell cannabis in the car, but cudnt find anything, so let it go, since then though, its about a thrice weekly occurance he gets pulled, coppers will follow him an pull him for anything, excuses ive heard when ive been in the car, apart from the more normal include "you where coming down here a bit late at night" "you didnt signal to exit that roundabout, have you not read the highway code". and the one that takes the crown "we though you had a number plate light out from about 100 metres away, so decided to pull you over for it, however once we got a bit closer we realised you hadnt, but by this time wed got the lights on so had to pull you, as seen as your stopped, we might as well just search the car" i dont seem to get much trouble really because of my car, which is suprising, however coppers round here have taken it to the next level, theyll sit on the exit to the car park every night in the summer, and pull every car as it leaves, the only exceptions are the ones that get through cos there to busy pulling other people leaving. a lad i know had drove on there, and didnt have anything illegal in his car, just didnt want to be pulled as it was his mothers car and hed get ear ache for it. his only option was to wait till shift change at 2am, and after that you could leave unhindered. ive dealt with the times ive been stopped in numerous ways, from accepting it,brown nosing and gettin by on school boy charm, to starting a full blown argument with the copper,which he couldnt win, so in the end told me to get out of his sight after writing out a section 59 then forgettin to give it me cos he was in so much of a huff(he said he was travelling 6 cars behind mine, so i cudnt see him, but he cud see me, and i was way too close to the car and my speed was excessive, i ripped it to pieces asking if he was that far back that i couldnt see him, could he really judge my distance all that well, and if my speed was excessive, surely that 6 car gap between me and him would of been gettin larger, as the 5 cars between us would of been adearing to the speed limit which i supposedly wasnt, or if they wernt, should he of pulled all of us). sometimes coppers are the soundest people in the world, othertimes there the biggest idiots ever, some will accept that youve outsmarted them, or made a genuinely funny comment and outwitted them, others will do a lot of finger wagging as your undermining there authority. best time ive ever been pulled was by these 2 male officers. i was passenger in a car, who was doin laps of a local town (Sad but i was only 16 and rollin with the big boys) cops latched on to us doing laps, and pulled us, once i noticed they wer behind us i just grabbed the roadmap from under the seat, opened it at a random page, when they came to the car the first thing i asked was how to get to a village about a mile down the road. the one copper burst out laughing and said "dont tell me thats ur excuse" and the other was proper strict and stiff upper lipped, in the end the first copper had to go sit in his car to control his laughing.

ok think i get you, right then, get the original wiring loom that coms with the head unit, and the new wiring loom, look at the remote out lead. on the original wiring loom, note which pin it connects to, then on the new wiring loom, either fit the pin/wire from the original loom, or if theres a pin there, but no wire, just run a wire off it.

not sure i follow you mean the adapter lead(iso> manufacturers spec) doesnt have a remote cut off for your amp on it, so youve got the remote out for your amp from your headunit, but then it goes no where, as thats all i think you can mean. in which case just run a wire from your remote cut off on the head unit, to the remote cut off on the amp, job done.

sorry to thread high jack here once more, but i think it should be goverment policy to allow an annual culling of fat people, i see it having many benefits. 1) alternative to fox hunting 2) gives people a sense of worth, if there helping the nation, even if it through murder 3) technically it would cut britains obesity rate greatly, by having fat people killed, it would lessen the percentage of the population with weight problems, which can only look good on government statistics. now to the point of my post, davey i require advice on the subject of mothers(not looking to buy or sell them, or how to choose a good one). but is there anyway to make them agree with your latest purchase(a 200cc 2 stroke off road bike), because shes in a mood with me over it, and everything i do now results in a bollocking. also while were at it, is there anyway to convince her that not everyone on drugs are thieves, down and outs or total junkies, she seems to be taking a very dim view of me, now shes aware some of the people i hang around like the charlie and the ekto plasmas. of which she thinks the whole school videos are true, that ill give in to peer pressure, or theyll give them me free till im hooked(Which happens after the first time i take them supposedly) and then charge me extortionate rates for them, leaving me penniless and living on the streets.

nah youll still be limited to 3.5 tonne on a car license, youll have to do a seperate medical, theory test(With a higher pass mark) and practical for a 3.5-7.5 tonne vehicle. but most of the vans you see around (lwb and swb transits are under 3.5 tonne, its only the real big stuff like 413 sprinters and the like that are above 3.5 tonne)

nah, you can drive a van up to 3.5 tonne GVW at 17 on a car license, above 3.5 tonne and u need a c1 license which you need to be 18 for. but then you got tachos, medicals, operators licenses, 6 week checks etc. but for anything like a transit, youll be fine. depends when you say old, how old we talking, 2000ish transits, can get you them reasonably cheap, many with uber low mileage(20-40k), other than that best of goin to commercial vehicle auctions, youll get a bargain or 3 there. as for van insurance, im sure ecar insurance or whatever it is that seems to be popular with people on this forum, do e-van insurance or summit along them lines, be best checkin them, or goin direct through an insurance broker(because youve got special circumstances for having a van, insurance is high on a van due to the white van man image, the driving habits of people who normally drive them, and the fact they often have a lot of tools in them etc. of which you have none, your just gettin a van, as you occassionally need to move your bike around, your not using the van for work or anything like that.

lol, you think the killer instinct comes from outside influences, its comes from within, the whole violent films and videogames influence children is a total myth. if that was true, pacman would of made a generation of people who spend there weekends in dark buildings, munching on pills, listening to repetitive music. likewise i used to play spyro loads as a kid, i aint started breathing fire just yet(although it would be handy, not having to carry an external ignition source to burn the flesh of my victims.

yea yea, i wasnt advocating not wearing yours mums shoes to kill people in, just use morrisons bags as that extra level of protection(kids... dont rely on morrisons bags as extra levels of protection in the bedroom though)

fish my serial killing prodigal son, youve got a lot to learn. teeth should always be crushed or ground up,or at least have the tops filed off. as for shoes, plastic bags over your shoes works a treat, also for not spreading dna. as for the car thing. your best bet is to burn the car as well, its amazing how mud is geographically specific, and how if you dont clean your car properly, mud trapped under your wheel arches can stick you at the scene of the crime. its why boats are the way forward in killing, harder to track the exact course, DNA will be easily washed away from salt water coming over the side. even if your spotted dumping a body, there aint much chance of the police recovering it that far out. and best of all, boats rarely leave tyre tracks. disposal of boats is also rather easy, being wood an all they burn rather well, and the fact there sitting in water, means there kinda outta the way once there disposed off, a burnt out car is still there, a boat will either sink or break up, and hopefully with the right tide, will be washed several different ways. edit: not to mention the fact in a boat, nobody will get close enough to see your face without making themselves stand out, and on top of that, youll be wearing orange/yellow waterproofs if you got any sense, same as most sailors. also saltwaters not really geographically specific. cant tie you to a crime scene by a bit of salt water on the bottom of your boat

the ones we do to mates on birthdays are normally highly amusing.... we go to the bar and order a round, and then swap the drink for something well stronger that looks the same, and we make it a round we neck, by the time they realised,theyve normally took a good few shots. (its highly useful now vk bottles have coloured labels, can pretty much stick anything in there,) other amusing ones include sending cards saying "congratulations...hope its a boy etc" to the houses of my mates, while there away in the army. also had a few of my mates with this one, the STI test joke,the clinic we all tend to use, has the option of sending you your results by text,which most people choose, cos dont really want a letter my mother may see landing on my doorstep, and dont want to call in as its out of the way. once we found out my mate had been and the day he was told to expect a text, we changed one of our names in his phone to the name of the clinic, then the day he got his results. we text him early in the morning" welcome to the world of HIV" some of the funniest, are the ones where you just mess with peoples heads though, move there stuff when there looking for it, or when you know ur mates on the biggest come down ever, say something real wierd(were in trafford centre the other week, and this lad my mate knew who works in freespirit, and some girl who worked there, wer chatting, and one walked off very quickly to the counter. i just said "lovers tiff again there, innit" when he asked if i just said it, i just went "said what" and carried on looking at the caps. did this for most of the day, along with other stuff, like when he went outside for a fag, i said id go check out hmv, and actually went outside, and moved my car to right in front of the entrance. so when we finally went to leave, my car was in a different place. sounds rather crap, but when he thinks hes goin mad, its brilliant.

well technically it is a scam, in the same way, if id bought a ferrari, and got a focus ST badged up as a ferrari, id of been scammed, id of been told i was gettin something, then didnt get it in the end, and the fact that what i got is still a good car, it wouldnt be what id payed for, so id of been scammed.

can i first of all give my opinion on you, you seem to have no idea of what your on about with anything, you rebuilt a toyota previa engine when you where 12, but it took you 3 months to do it??? the whole trojan horse/virus thing the other day, and what you put makes absolutely no sense at all, its one of the most unfishy things ive ever heard. however my reason for not purchasing it, is: feedback. looking at his feedback, hes only got 5 feedbacks worth the little green tick(1's off a chinese bloke with zero feedback, so aint countin that one at all). also notice what the positive feedbacks been for, for the 7 items with feedback, all chipod's, but there marketed as chipods. and now hes got about 100 ipod nanos for sale, but hasnt got positive feedback about one from anyone. all he needs to do is sell like 25 of them for the starting price+ postage, and hell make about £1000, by never sending them out, or sending out 100 fake ones, hed probably about £2000 by the time hes got his bumped up postage fees, would i set up a phoney ebay account, sell a few things for a small profit, then take a massive profit, before buggerrin off into the sunset, of course i would.

dont you just hate that, when youve killed someone, and are just waiting for the quiet moment when you can drive them upto your pre dug grave to get rid of them. but when you finally get there, some fools already beaten u to it, and stuck his victim in there, pretty much the same as you buyin drinks for the girl you like all night, then when shes drunk enough for you to have a chance,someone elses cops off with her while your in the bog freshening up.

yea, but theres always the chance a diver or someone may find it, or the bricks may come loose, and with time and the tide, it will get washed back in, but in a small block of concrete(thats why i said cut the barrel down, otherwise youll probably sink your boat, and give yourself a hernia trying to chuck it over the side, if it ever was seen by a diver, its basically a poor mans anchor(i know plenty of lake fishermen, who use paint tins filled with cement as anchors.) and the rope snapped when it was hangin over the side,and with the weight of it, it would never be brought inland. as for kickin them in the river, forensics will still rip it apart. and as for buryin them in ur garden, its not really a wise idea, if i went and dug a 8 foot hole in me garden, neighbours would probably notice(whereas going out in a boat from a fishing village, wouldnt arouse suspicion in the day, and at night no one would see you, wouldnt like to dig up me garden at 3am in the morning, as wen janice 2 doors down comes downstairs for an aspirin and a shake of her lettuce, id be lookin mighty suspicous. also if the police ever suspected you, they would dig up your garden, and ud be royally bolloxed then, as theyd find a body, and you couldnt really say, maybe someone else hid it there, especially if you wer a suspect in the first place. but if they suspected you of killing them, an there body was 3 miles out, they wouldnt have a body, theyd have no idea of a murder weapon, and wouldnt have any idea why you wer linked to it, unless they knew the crimescene, and you had ur dna there, but as i take its someone you know, hence the reason youve said hes fat, theres always a semi reasonable explanation as to why your there(even if you had a punch up with him a week earlier, im sure youir not the only one who wants to kill him)

my personal idea if ever it came down to it, was to just cut them up so they fitted into an oil drum, and then fill it with wood(big thick stuff), petrol,bit of oil,charcoal etc. burn it all down, hopefully should of got warm enough over the course of a night to get rid of the bone, if not, if i had whole bones, id just turn them into dust on a bench grinder or the like, if not,then u can just dump the ash anywhere, preferably somewhere wheres theres been a few fires recently,and windy(hilltops next to lakes etc are favourites for this, the ash dont look out of place, from all the fires campers would have, and would soon blow away, due to being high up). either that, or once youve burnt it, just cut the barrel down, so its about 6inches higher than the ash(at a guess, would be 18inches or so high after cutting the top off), fill with cement, and take out on a small boat a couple of miles, and chuck it over the side, pretty much unfindable, and if ever found, wont be dna evidence in there of you,or of the body really.

bought somer the other week im sure of it. (never really checked out the name before, just realised that they where well nice crisps id only seen one place before, and just used to buy them every time i went there. but sure there them. yea i remember the lot of them anzo, other retro foods that should still be cool. include campino's, when they wer first released, opel fruits before they wer starburst or vice-versa, fruit winders anyone?? kit kat chunky whites, if there still obtainable, id pay mega bucks for some of them. also on a food related note, anyone seen a snickers recently, aint seen one in time. altho aint been lookin for them, or a lion bar now i come to mention it.

pretty much, its often been said 4% body fat is the least youll ever get, even at body building stage, and cutting up to f**k, youll never drop below more than 4% for a period of more than a few hours,because your body realises how bad a state thats to be in for protection and insulation etc, and will basically use muscle for energy, and anything in your stomach will just be chucked onto your body as fat, even if you need energy badly. at our age, anything between 12 and 18% body fat is pretty healthy. would be an interesting topic, height,weight,and bodyfat, would let us see whos the roid ragers in here, and who takes the resident TF lardy award. and simpson, nah wasnt me who posted a pic with my top off, only semi naked pics i remember on TF, apart from HASMS softcore shoot on sunday. are biff, Gaz M, lukebrisarider, and one pic of scopse being seriously fat depraved last year on his bike.