Fish-Finger-er

i would agree with you, but the homebuilt shed in my garden, and in my neighbours garden, youd be hard pushed to get into, i reckon i could get into any house on my street without damaging much(i.e not smashing windows), quicker than i could get into the sheds, without either chainsawing through, or jimmying individual panels off, you wouldnt get into me neighbours shed, and my shed, short of knocking through the door, which is a fire door from a college(dont ask how i obtained it) with 2 5 lever mortice locks on it(about 2 foot and 4.5 foot up, as well as a regular handle in the middle). or first drilling a load of rivets, or grinding through steel cladding, then goin at it with a chainsaw, you wouldnt get in. seriously id say my sheds more secure than my house.

thing is, its not that im thinkin whats the point, bt you know when your real hyped up for doing something(big drop gap, or speakin to a bird or summit, then u just shit it and dont do it, then kick yourself later for not doing that, its like that, but i dont shit it, i just go "meh" and cancel it. i keep thinking about doing other things, making friday night into something different. id say ive just grown old of it and got bored, and i either hang up me dancing shoes, or just give it a break for a month or two, but its not even that, its just about 4-5pm friday, my mind and body just say nah, lets not bother. lets go fit a clutch lever to me bike, or complete hitman mode on saints row, or go lounge round in my house clothes.then by 8.30-9.00 im thinking, feck, i need to be out on the razzle by now. its just real bad, its like im feeling depressed and not in the mood for going out, so dont go, but then by not goin out, i end up feeling more depressed about it all. think i might try an go do summit inspirational tomorrow, but havin said that, probably wont bother when it comes down to it.

oh davey davey, (apologising in advance for the 14 year old jokes from the other day). i think ive become a boring b*****d,this is the second bank holiday weekend piss up i knocked on the head, i think, dispite loving clubbing, gettin mashed and talkin shit with people ive only just met,while making crazy shapes. i wouldnt say ive even grown tired of it, just lacking motivation, i used to live for the weekend, but summits changed, dont know why,its like, well i just cant be arsed. was hyped up about the last bank holiday(following an immense 4 day easter bender) for ages. then on the day of it, it was kinda meh, didnt know wether we cud pull 3 nights on the lash, so i just called it quits and fecked it off, didnt bother going out at all, pretty much done the same this weekend. was meant to be goin out tonight, then me mate cancelled goin out tomorrow night, cos hed got a gig, but said i could stay at his, and go out, get trashed and let meself in if i didnt find a feisty females to stay at. then just chill sunday, pint or two in the pub, then back out sunday night, but i was like meh, and ended up sayin, nah wont bother goin to his for the weekend. and here i am, 10.36 pm on a bankholiday friday, pissin it away on trials forum. its like how simpson was gettin pre match nerves, im getting pre piss up depression, which makes me de motivated for like 6 hours, then passed, and im sittin here in oily jeans and a chorley fm t shirt, wishing i was out making shapes with the chemical generation. whats happened?

basically this is the last year well be able to get our free shares, and our free shares relate to our performance(not me and you on a personal level, but the performance of all bt group employees) in the last financial year. i.e 06-07, so for the 07-08 financial year, we wont get free shares. so when you get shares in june or whenever, you get them for your work as an employee over the last financial year. as seen as they cant really give us bugger all and then refund our broadband costs in june next year. they just give us free broadband now, for this financial year. if that makes any sense. as for the home hubs spoke to a couple of people using them, and theyve said there not always brilliant, but guess ill see soon. as for download capping, its only done once youve exceeded your monthly bandwidth allowance(be it 2gb,8gb or 40gb on a number of successive months, dont know the exact figures). however was speaking to a mate whos into his torrents heavily and is with bt, hes said that they only seem to check your bandwidth allowance off the data counter on your router, or words to that effect) and he got round it by resetting his router every week or so, not saying its foolproof,and it may be too late for you, but may be worth giving it a try.

take it you got it free as part of the new no shares for us deal? should be gettin mine soonish then(hopes)

yea i think on the flash forward thing your probably right, and hopefully they wont leave the island for another series. as for mikhail, nah he aint dead. by no means, grenade gave him more of a gentle push back away from the station hell of swam to safety, shook the last of the electromagnetism out of himself, and then pulled the speargun bolt straight out of his chest. before stickin his eye patch back on.

right before i start, the word "flashback" is kinda being used incorrectly here, but.... does that mean the rest of jacks "flashback" was post coming off the island or not? personally from the rather obvious same injury etc he had at the end when talking to kate and the talk about him dragging victims from burning cars, id say the whole of that "flashback" as it was, was from post island rescue. in which case, it begs the question what was the whole "go ring my father, and see if hes more drunk than me" speech about in the hospital. as we supposedly know that jack went to sydney to get his fathers body. which is kinda plaguin me a bit right now, although as i was watching it, before i knew it was post island. i was going to stick it up on here, about how jack had a v3, which he wouldnt of had pre island- but theyve solved that mystery. also who did kate have to get back too when she was at the airport. technically i also think charlie had the chance to escape, as the water would of took an age to fill the whole station. although suppose it was his fate and all that also i question what happens next,although i always expected too, just totally wasnt what i was expecting.expected naomi to die,and locke to most likely kill jack(that was before i saw the episode, so almost felt smug when locke stuck the gun to jack, was like"yea i totally saw that one coming") feel if lost leaves the island ill probably stop watchin, getting way too crazy now. also what happened to the numbers, they well didnt feature much in this season at all. mikhail, invincible like locke or not? hes got the same kind of at one with nature vibe from when he was in the farm like station. and like locke, should be proper deaded right now. walt,i saw only as something in lockes head, much like jacks father in jacks head in season 1 etc. also flashbacks, what happens now, are all of the episodes upto now technically been flashbacks of when they where on the island?with further flashbacks inside them. or is the flashback from tonight actually a flash forward, and a vision of how the tail half of season 6 will end?

that would also solve my possible explanation for this disease, youve reduced the amount of times you shoot your load, and well, its gotta go somewhere, its obiviously filled any other hollow body parts and has moved on to the hands.only secondary way to diagnose this is to go for a further week without splurtin out. and then when you blow your nose, inspect for traces of tadpoles. in which case, its time to empty your tanks. *note: although it may seem like a good idea, and a way to investigate this, do not attempt to empty your vessel in the bath, despite the likelihood of your hands floating again instantly, you will have something similar to pva glue attaching itself to all hair in the vicinity

yea because theres enough fuel in the guildford panda car to reach portugal, just quit being a tit and engage brain before opening mouth. as for everyone else with a dim view of coppers, there there to do help prevent crimes and answer complaints from the general public about people being unruly/loud/abusive/reported crimes. you understand if someone complained about a bunch of people swearing in that park the day before, going round nicking kids footballs, spitting, rolling up joints etc(As you seem to be aware its a place where people get stoned). and those people had left/ran when the coppers arrived. then its quite likely any youths in that area(Especially for example if a couple of chavs on bmx's had been mentioned in the complaint) then youd look semi similar to the untrained eye(remember the whole world arent trials riders and dont all know what trials is, everyones heard of motorbiking and 99% of the population know a few motorbike brands, but park a zxr400, an r6, a cbr 600 and a gixxer in a line, with no badges on them, and its only the die hards whod be able to identify them all if they didnt have badges/stickers on them) would be more than understandably asked to move on, even if you wernt doing anything, ethel and betsy see you youngsters in almost the same place, and assume the worst, so dont go for there daily walk through the path. and when u start swearing, u confirm urself, as the little gob shite who thinks hes clever to answer back to cops. the police wont help you if your gobby/a twat, in the same way, your polite,conform to there requests, and dont step out of line, they wont do you no harm. a pikey round our end got his brand new(At the time) range rover sport smashed up by some upstanding members of the community who quite rightly wanted the thieving scum out of the town, the police went down to the camp site the next day as requested, took the blokes statement about where his vehicle was parked etc, then proceeded to clamp every untaxed/uninsured vehicle in the camp site. similar story can be said of this, you go round actin like twats to coppers, expect bugger all help when your bike gets nicked

had some an age ago amped up, and there punchy for 6 x 9's, due to the huge magnets in them. box on the back is a crossover, supposedly filters the signals so they go to the right place, as they have tweeters in the middle, ideally they get the treble, and the woofer gets the low frequencies(bass) so the woofer aint trying to make vocals, and the tweeter aint trying to drop ground shaking notes. thats the theory behind them

JT, youve really split me in two on this one, hope it goes the best for you, in some way i think, gee hes got bollox,gee hes dedicated and clearly feeling stronger emotions towards women than i ever have. but then i think crap, thats a pretty big commitment to of made at your age, and your going awfully deep in. theres times when i wont bother crossin a dancefloor for a girl, let alone the atlantic ocean. but then i guess this aint no saturday bint e'd out of her tree who youll probably grow to hate in a day or two. and i guess thats where the difference lies, youve found the one, the rest of us are moping round in places where your feet stick to the floor hoping to find the one, as opposed to the one night stand. only issue id have, which is a fairly big one, and one which would stop me going (As lets be honest, whats a credit card bill for a plane ticket), is if it all works out well, which for those kind of actions, i would certainly hope it would. what happens next, you cant go on living apart if she is the one, which means you moving away(or her moving away, but then its the same for her) and losing touch with all your mates back home, which kinda breaks rule 4 of life "no piece of ass is worth a friendship" and your situation roughly translates to "leaving your world behind, breaks this rule a million times over". but then suppose it is a friendship in itself and not just a "piece of ass" i so lovingly put it. its something i couldnt do, leaving behind friends, for a girl, no matter how good she was, same as when i met hayley(last thing id class as more than a fling), i met her in a club, supposedly the first and last time she was going to go to that club, feck that, first date, couple in a neutral venue, then i dragged her kicking and screaming to kitch, its like this is me, this is my life,these are my mates, get used to it, im not changing for you. and moving across the world and leaving behind everything, is kinda changin just a bit for a girl. the other option is she comes over here, but then isnt there just like no effort and its all to easy. its one of those situations where you cant agree to compromise and meet in the middle, cos that leaves you... well treading water 1400 miles from shore, which isnt a nice place to be. but then maybe your prepared to change and leave behind your friends, in some ways thats great, its commitment its showing your not worried to change and take chances, but in other ways, thats terrible, your giving up the people that youve known, that have been there, had your back, for 10-15 years, for some bird youve never even met. guess i should stop giving both sides of the argument and give my opinion on it, but my opinions split, so ill just say this. GOOD LUCK MISTER TRILLO

pretty much the same feelings as danny over it, except i got pretty much told to go by a semi hot hippie who i used to fancy lots, but i still refused, unless mat can beat that offer, i shall most likely not be attending.

ive farted several times and blamed it on peoples dogs. also totally blagged that i worked high up for a property developer to some bird when i was 17,and that id just bought a house in town on behalf of my boss and i was staying there, in some bullcrap story, i then rang me mate who had a free house, swung him a 10er to leave a key under the mat, and have all the lights turned off in the house for when i got back, took her upstairs and ended up kippin in his mum and dads bed, then left pretty sharpish in the morning, and made up some bullcrap story about working back home the week after as an excuse to not see her again, one of the few times ive got away with bullcrappin my way through a date when ratted. as opposed to all the times ive tried and failed "my names terry and im a concorde pilot" is one of my most popular ploys when out drinkin. ive also had a 2litre bottle full of petrol before for carrying on the motorbikes in a ruck sack, and seen my mate going to take a swig out of it when he came to mine before we headed out, i could of told him but decided not too. other confessions include on the caravan site where me mum owns a van, my mates lil bro stashs his booze in my shed, i constantly swap it for anything, sambuca for water,whisky for apple juice. naughty confessions include gettin a handjob in a club while getting into a bird, and while she was doing this, i was waving me hands above me head, making wanking motions, and pointing down. also had a conversation on the phone with my mother about the mess id left the kitchen in, while recieving a blow job.

hey dont call me gay, and i really cant tell you who it is, as for her being hiv positive and having a boyfriend i said "callum, you do realise shes in a relationship" to which he replied "kev, listen boyfriends just a word and no one will be able to resist the charm of HASMS". but i swore to him i wouldnt tell anyone, i know ive kinda broken this promise, but i m hoping to keep him anonymous

a forum member the other day asked me if i could fail to turn up for his 18th(i wont say who but it aint fat mike) so that i wouldnt be able to give fish a lift, meaning there was a chance his sister would give him a lift and due to the distance to colchester she would most likey stat the night and join them in getting drunk at which point he was hoping hed stand a chance with her. but cant say who it is sorry.

i wouldnt say its bull, id say some people will be more prone to acne than others, other people can eat what they want and have crystal clear skin, but for those people with mild acne, often adding an extra litre of so of water a day to their diet can help them

ive suffered from proper bad acne on me back for a while, easiest way to sort it out ive found is fluids, pretty much anything sugar free and lots of it, im currently on about 6litres a day, sometimes as high as 9, not for spots, basically trying to cut like mad/build muscle while burning fat, and its a pleasant side effect. also as has already been mentioned, get that back in the sun, dries the spots out etc.

you mean i can drink your ass under the table, then go make horny man shapes with you in a proper southern nancy boy club, then sleep in your garden, eat your mums flowers and urinate into the neighbours compost bin, im so there...........probably.

yea was debating seeing if i could get another credit card with say a £4k limit, and feck this one off, and do it that way, just dont think id ever end up paying more than the minimum back though, other then odd occassions, whereas if i had an agreement saying pay back £200 per month, and allow overpayments of £200 a month, mortgage styleee.

if you want fish to attend, i can possibly give him a lift, as i would like to come and make humourous man love to you, and youve stopped callin me, disapoints me. but still give me a bed, and a woman, or long haired man for the night and ill be happy, will also buy you a pint, if your willing to race me with it.

anybody know if you can make overpayments on a loan, for example. im looking at gettin a £3k loan next february, payable over 2 yearas, so like £150 a month covers it. now if i was too say one month, afford £400(say i worked a couple of hours overtime, stayed in etc) could i pay £400 off the loan, and be done in say 22 months, due to that overpayment, or am i set to, £150 a month for 2 years.

pretty much right on the whole, you get one, and you will end up owing money and being seriously fecked, everyone gave this advice, but i ignored it saying i wont use it like that, and although im not in money problems, can see im probably going to get into them as its just so easy, you want something, you buy it.like i left my card at home when i went shopping, but think if id of had it, id of put £150 or so on it, and £150 here and there mounts up. but also id rather get this whole debt thing into, out of, and outta the way and learnt my lesson, now, while i have no mortgage or family to support, and while ive still got a low limit. rather than being 23 with a £10k limit £600 a month mortgage and a couple of kids who want feeding.

yea pretty much, you pay £21 a month(for example) for your phone contract as normal, get the phone free, then every fourth month, you send the bill off and get £84 back via cheque.cash the cheque in and your sorted

wish everyone would stop talkin bullplop, saying its a scam, when its not. its not a scam, my mums now on her third one.and hasnt payed a single penny for phone or contract in the 3 years. (1st year she was on a 900 anytime anynetwork, 250 texts, second year she was on a 1000 off peak, 50 peak and 100 text a month deal, shes now on 500 anytime anynetwrok minutes + 250 texts). i did it last year, also got all my money back, all i did was stick a reminder in my phone for the date the bill came on the month(was always 14/15th for me, so set a reminder for the 15th n the relevant months) pretty much just photocopied the bill and sent it off, now its a case of photocopying 4 bills and sending all 4 off, providing the reminders in your phone and you do it when you see it, it takes 5 minutes to do. can normally get it for a lot less than £17 a month, unless your gettin a dogs bollox phone. my mum just got a w850i for £0.00 a month with 500 anytime minutes and 250 texts, which she returned because it kept unlocking in her bag(wasnt a fault, there just easy to unlock, but they replaced it anyway, shes now got a z710i, which is what she wanted(as she wanted a SE flip phone) but could of got a krzr k1,samsung d900 or a bunch of other decent phones). basically its a not a scam, and its down to you, i reckon it took me no more than 15 minutes when i got my first bill through, then 5 minutes every 3rd or 4th month to stamp the stuff up and send it off, its just wether u think u can manage it,

yay and nay though, im still on 0% interest. and even then its only like £10er a month interest on a grand. and when i start paying interest on it, ill clear it straight away, i got like £500 i could clear off it now, but why should i till i pay interest on it, also if i want something thats on offer, but cant afford, it makes more sense to stick it on there than it does to miss the offer, for example halfords tool boxes and tool where on offer, £450 rollcab and tools for £300, if i only had £100, id miss out on the offer, but with my credit card, i could buy it, and pay the £100 i got off the credit card(after havin the month or so interest free you get with any purchase till your next statement) then be payin a lowly £2 ish a month while i owed £200, say that took me 3 months, after the 1 month interest free id of payed a total of £4 interest on the £200. but saved £150 by gettin it on special offer. i put everything on it, fuel, shopping, clothes, meals etc, just keep the money i would of payed for it aside as much as possible.