Fish-Finger-er

no it means youll have to work a lot harder to get the job, and you may have to work your way up from the floor sweeper of the company. you always hear of the people who left school with no GCSE's,started working sweepin the floor of a poultry proccessing plant, and are now on 150k a year, but they never tell you just how many are still sweepin the floor. i know, and bongo will clarify this, for bt you need a c in english language, and a c in maths, for the engineering(bt, opernreach, global service) etc, you need 4, and for fleet or wholesale you need 5, you dont have them, it dont matter who you know, where youve worked before,you dont get the job, many other big companies have the same. hence the reason many people resit these in there first year of college. Its not the end of your life if you fail your gcse's but it makes everything easier, i pretty much failed college, and because id done well in school(3 A's, 6 B's , 3 C's) i sauntered into my first 2 jobs. most colleges also say 5 gcse's for there entry. once youve got A levels, other than eng lang and maths, the other GCSE's pale into insignifance.

was reading before about UV tattoos, could be pretty funky i thogh, perhaps get to seperate pieces of regular tattoo, joined by a piece of UV tattoo, would look mint if it was done right.

Bongo, how long you been an arborist for??

dave jst send her to the missus pics thread, shell see how some of us love her really. also if fancy a bit of a change mrs dave,im flexible on all chemicals bar needle drugs.

it certainly aint short of birds who would get it, twins, channelle,shabnam, emily, thats only 2 with th thumbs down so far

chaneelle is quite nice too, and not too girly, and semi funny, even if shes quite up herself on the video, i love her already Shabnam has well got a cassie from skinz vibe in her video.

agreed charlie isnt in the slightest bit attractive, the 2 twins though theyd well get it. and you made a decision yet haz, flat cap or trucker hat?

so haz, we are agreed, if all contestants entering the house tonight are female, you shall eat a hat of your choice(no lego toy hats though, must be a hat meant for a human, or an animal larger than an irish setter)

yea, amys are popular, however, amie's are almost always cuter and fitter. depends what the stage of inolvement has to be before you tick them off ur name box, if its a relationship, then only 1.5 hayleys fill it, but casual sex, or pulling with a bit of smellfinger, and the totals are way way higher.

lol,yea but suppose if we took another commonish name, "laura" "lucie" "sam" etc, im sure half the forum have shagged/pulled a bird called any of them names, its just my high frequency of hayleys is worrying me.

lol 7 out of 9, or 8 out of the past 11. have been hayleys, its getting bad.

i well dont have a hayley fetish, its a whirlpool effect i tell thee, either hayleys are drawn to me, or im drawn to them. although it probably well isnt effecting you, ive probably slept with more girls called hayley than youve slept with period.... what with you being 12 and all.

so, yoouve got bugger all to lose and a fair bit to gain, if she dont like u face to face, then im sorry, but cyber sex dont put the notches on the bed post, so shed never ever of counted. and if she does, then great success. and merlin man, ive said it many times before,and always will say it at any given oppurtunity. "No piece of ass is worth a friendship"

2nd year apprentice vehicle technician for BT fleet, well cant wait till i get my papers, the day i get them, i hand my notice in, its not that i hate my job, i just have a short attention sp*woooo that clouds fluffy*.................................. span. and get bored well quickly

one thing i can see perhaps taking off is internal brake guides, just to keep things clean, one thing, which would be very restrictive, but would look the nuts,and may not be too far off with deng doing brakes now. is internal hyrdraulic routing, factory installed. with a splitter built in, and just a braided hose coming out of each seat stay, just above the 4 bolt mounts. admittedly, would make in bath bleeding awkward. but would be neat, out of the way, no hoses scratching paint work, no crossover to snap, and generally look different, would also mean suddenly hoses would become old skool and become cool again. could possibly see slightly lower standover heights next year, although awkward to implement, and meaning using longer bottom brackets/dengura calipers(but hey if deng make that pretty much necesary then they get a sale of a brake with each frame)/people making crank arms with a offset away from the bb(which again would be a money spinner, new cranks with the frame) just cos of the uber tucked ovet to the point where you sit on your pedal

february aint later in the year, its earlier in the year(which wont happen, unless it was in a flashback, or possibly were currently part of a flash forward) - like what i did there....no, ah well, i wont bother next time. or its earlyish next year. im 100% sure next years show will start on either the 6th or the 13th of february. and finish on the 21st or the 28th of may next year. say im just making it up and think i know it all if you want. but as jake may of noticed, pretty much everything ive said about lost so far has been correct. from the 2010 show end, the 16 episode seasons from season 4 onwards, and the bit about funeral cuttings etc from this last episode. I seriously have an unhealthy obsession with lost, and quite possibly with evangelline lilly(especially since shannons demise early on in season 2, thought nikki may of been in to replace her, but it wasnt to be a long term thing, more a short term crush)

latest lost goof up?? just been kind of made aware of this myself oceanic air website phoney web site made up by lost producers to further enhance the story/give the die hard fans some nuggets to find. read the statement on the right hand side,from the company president now in the flash forward, where did jacks golden pass come from??

thats the last one of series 3 callum, no more till february 2008 now, which means ive got like 9 months without lost, i could have a kid or summit in that time.

little known disease which only i seem to have suffered with, i think i counted 7 out of the last 9, or 8 out of the last 11(depending on which seems worse) of the last people ive pulled, been out with, or have started textin me for no given reason have been called hayley. its starting to get me down, when i speak to people, they think im making up girls, as wen i show em pictures, its like its different to 3 weeks ago, wen i said i was with hayley. it also makes me cringe everytime i hear a munter introduce herself as hayley to anyone in my vicinity, as its almost like a whirlpool may appear and drag me into her. also wen i start chatting to a hot bird, and she announces her name to be something other than hayley, its like im gettin the "it wont work youve got the wrong name" vibe. i now have them numbered on my phone, as hayley 1,2,4,and 6(i dont speak to 3 no more, so got rid of her number, and 5 i just pulled, but never swapped numbers). as surnames are too awkward to remember and get right,although i manage it most of the time, ive sent the wrong message before, as hayley E(as she was previously known, got a text meant for hayley manchester(never knew her surname to begin with,just where i met her). (bearing in mind i lost my phone in january, otherwise it may have been hayley 1-16 or summit). only plus side i can think of is, if i wanted to get a girlfriends name tattoo'd on me,i could easily do it, and wouldnt have to worry if we split up, as thered be an 85% chance the next one would have the right name. do i attract girls with that name, or am i only attracted to girs called hayley, or is it a fake name girls give when they dont want you to know them. the way im looking at it, its seriously cuttin my chances, theres a whole world of girls out there with other names(listen to mambo no5. for proof of this) but ive narrowed my horizons to those called hayley, or possibly haylie.

im suffering from the hayley complex right now, and its doing me tits in, any solutions people??

erm. basically thats all you need for xbox live silver, which means no online gaming. its all done via the console when you hook it up. youll normally be offered a months free trial of gold after that, pay via credit/debit card.

also just thinking into this a bit more, the J could be for james... james ford (sawyer) the lanthem bit makes no sense, but at the moment it makes no sense with anyone. may explain why kate didnt go(sawyer may still be playing her, and certainly kept the whole ana lucia thing quiet, and can easily see them fallling out) and would explain why jack would expect her to go. also.. one paper clipping

its a mystery. it supposedly began Jo........,(from the newspaper clipping) and at the moment, the only person we know of on the island with that name is john locke. however the second name appears to be Lantham(again on the newspaper cutting) which doesnt fit. with locke, if you look on the net theres a number of theories. michael...under an assumed identity: this is suggested as the funeral appeared to be in a black neighbourhood, and the person left a teenage son,which would fit with walt. also a J lantham is the name of someone who created a penoptican(sp?) type of prison, where all the actions of the inmates can be viewed,without them knowing there being observed/ So maybe its just a refererence to the real world by name relationships(wiki john locke to see what i mean). other options with the J at the start, and the chance it isnt a o following it, include it being jack(in some wierd flash forward to him seeing his own life and how it happens, or even about his decision not to jump/jump off the bridge, and how if hed of jumped, no one was there to attend his funeral), juliette,john still,or possibly jacob. other option is, its someone we havent even met yet, or someone of no significance at all from the island who weve seen briefly(paulo and nikki style), or even someone who will never have an important role and theyve just thrown us way off track.

tito "the badboy" ortiz ***. oh wait think i missed a few ufc's since i last watched it

is it not this weekend rob?