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fish, shag around, its where you get the variety of life from, and STI's aint all that bad if you get checked out. just dont want to have kids running round, so bagging up is sensible, no matter how crap it makes it feel. as for the whole rape thing, as some of you know what happened with me, and the shit it put me through, that laws just total f**kin bullshit. (sorry mods, just angers me). my basic story i went to a party, a bird threw herself onto me, who i wouldnt of tapped sober, i was pissed, so ended up having casual drunken sex with her, the following day i text her tellling her to feck right off, and her bro wanted to kill me for this, he couldnt touch me, so they went to the cops, claiming id raped her, and that she was soo drunk,she couldnt remember any of it, which was blatently total bullshit, and although i wouldnt call it raping me, she basically only got me cos i was plied with alcohol. yet now under new laws. a girl who gets drunk and is a slag, can go ask for sex from a drunken man, and its that mans job to know wether she is in a sober enough state to be giving actual consent. well thats total crap for a start. and thats before i ask where does the limit for actual consent come in, breathalysation? sobriety tests??? even then thats bullcrap. i can be steaming off my face to the point where im almost falling over,and cant walk in a straight line for crap, but give me 2 minutes, i can set me head straight, walk sober, and go have a stone cold conversation with the bouncers about whatever i want. but i can only keep it up for a few minutes, because it takes major focussing not to let it slip that im off my trolley with the odd wobble or slurred speech. a woman could easily do the same. then what happens when 2 people have a romantic night in for a first date, few bottles of wine, curry, x factor jobbie, shes sober and you start making out,fumbles on the sofa etc, carry like this all night, drinkin as your doing it, you have sex for a bit, then carry on drinking, you both get semi steamin as your recovering, then start over again, however once she becomes semi steaming are you meant to stop,(even though youve been all over each other all night). because if she asked you to stop, an you didnt, its rape(Which it is), but because shes not sober, shes half cut,shes not in a fit state of mind to decide whether she wants to have sex with you again.

the protein shakes me and a hell of a lot of my mates(well anybody who ive convinced to try it, has stuck with it) is nutrisport 90+, like £45 for a 5kg tub off ebay. as for muscle building, and training, do what works for you, not what everybody else says, i got a bunch of crap chucked at me when i posted my cutting diet the other day, how i should be dead on it, but im not, and i lost a hell of a lot of fat on it, its not medically proven, or recommended, but it more than works for me, which is what matters, its what works for you that matters, you may find going and rocking the weights for 2 hours a session, 3 times a week a chore. as its too long in the gym, so you may find 5 times a week of 1 hour better, as you can concentrate and focus while your in there. theres no hard and fast rules to how you should train, theres guidelines, plans, etc, but in the end, when you tweak it for yourself you get better results, my kind of thing is to keep the same basic routine week in week out, but for like 2 weeks periods beast a muscle group i want to improve. so ill do my normal 8 exercise routine+ abs, but ill then also add on top of it say 8 x 3 wide arm pull ups and 3 x 12 lateral pull downs in 3 times a week for 2 weeks. yea again its not recommended, but it means at the end of the 2 weeks, i can look at my back, an think, yea thats a bit bigger/more toned, and as i see results, i carry on the same way, as it works

random photo thread methinks. but isnt the standard lens(assuming you mean the kit lens, the lens that comes with the camera) a zoom lens, or am i just talking through my arse??

second from the bottom here theres one another, if they ship to uk???, is a lot cheaper yea, the bloke who i nicked this off has some nylon wedges to insert in there, but ive never used them, i just used the bag, and on the 2 cars i got into using the bag(alfa and a clio) it was like 30 seconds and i was in. can see why id use the nylon blocks if i was putting me fingers in there though

errr kris, bench press sounds about right, but seriously, if your not into your weights and can do 36kg on a dumbell bicep curling it 12 times, you need to start gettin into weights, thats like a power lifters effort and a half,even breaking form and spazzing out, swinging and bringing my back into it, i doubt i could manage more than a 30kg dumbell once. let alone 55kg, and doing 3 sets of 12 with perfect form at 36kg is unreal. ok so my stats now,(well as of 3 weeks ago) bench press was touching on 70ish kg on 3 x 10. but really not that arsed about strength no more, its all size and rippedness i want. but i will persist... french tricep curls, 30kg on 3 x 12. pectoral fly, 27.5 dumbells, or 91 kg machine. squatting 70kg(altho i never ever do it)

never seen a polos door pins(i.e the bit u pull up/push down to lock the car from the inside). so this may or may not be an option, but its my method of choice, got a little inflatable bag at work, like a hand pump thing, slides between the door and the chassis, u pump the handpump a few times, till the bag expands, and flexes the door a little bit, i then use a bit of welding wire, which ill run to a point on a bench grinder,and bend it over to form a hook, then either hook it under a edge on the door pin, or slide it down the side of the pin into the doorcard and lift the pin on the edge where it attaches to the metal. would say its useless, as you dont have a little door jimmy bag, but, it may be worth a go with an old Heavy duty innertube, and a track pump, just use a screwdriver to flex the door the couple of extra mill to get the tube in the shut

i didnt say i was ripped,im a fat feck. and thats what i am on quite often(i would be on it until i was down to a weight/size i was happy with, but i work away for 2 weeks at a time every couple of months, in which time i eat sh*t and go out on the booze, just cos theres bugger all to do and am constantly bored down there,and then itll take me 2 or so weeks to get back into it) i didnt say i gain weight on it, i lose weight on it, but thats my aim(well my aim is to lose fat), and that is also the aim of the starter of this thread. i think some of that fat isnt burned, but is converted to muscle, because if i compared my arm size now to before i started, id say theres a definite improvement, and a definite strength increase. theres no way i was saying it was sensible or healthy, its just what i do, and it works for me, i find doing all this cutting 400 calories a day from your diet, and dropping 1lb a week stuff, doesnt work for me, its works, and it cant be denied, just not for me, im the kind of person that if i cant see results, ill give up, but if i have to eat bugger all, train 5 days a week and stay off the booze, but can see results in a week, and can drastically change my weight in like a month, i much prefer it that way, yes, say its unhealthy, say its a shit way to do it, but isnt it all about what works for you.i spent from march till november last year, getting from 15st 8to 15 stone.because i kept gettin disheartened at not seeing results. but between march 20 and may 31st, i went from 15st 10 to 14 stone. which is a massive drop, and i, and everyone around me could see the difference, making me feel good about it and think"hey its working, and i wasnt gettin disheartened and thinkin about chuckin the towel in)

leeds, think im passing on nass, as got other plans that weekend now. and wakestock(which im lookin forward to more than leeds). anyone plannin on going wakestock, line up looks rather immense this year. and for £75 tis a steal.

shropshire slags suck, should head to the cities to find poonytang. every idiot knows that.

yea but on the same thing, im eating stuff i like(and i really like chocolate protein shakes, to the point where there one of my favourite foodstuffs), just not much of the other stuff. dont get me wrong, say on the weekend ill have fresh fish and some rice, or fresh chicken and something. but its all stuff i like, just restrictin it down. also the way i look at it is, i go out, i drink what i want, and pull(reasonably often anyway). i could eat loadsa crap, feel like crap all day, go out on the weekends, and never pull cos im a fat f*ck, or i could restrict what i eat so im at a sensible weight(or at least will be in a few weeks) but still eat food i like,feel good and healthy all day, not constantly look at myself thinkin im a bit chubby. and get the pleasure fat people get from eating food during the week, by "eating out " at the weekends - so to speak.

depends what you want to do, if you wanna lose weight, while ending up lookin rather ripped, i suggest a diet similar to this, which is wat i followed between march 20th and may 31st(while having the weekends as cheat days, and occasionally gettin absolutlly trashed, so wasnt like a no drinking, no fun diet), however had 2 weeks in bristol last week an week before, where i was eating fry ups for breakfast, fatty tesco pasta salads for break, sandwiches, and chippy for lunch, fried food for tea, about 10 pints,and then a kebab, on top of eatin sweets, chocolate and crisps throughout the day. now im back on it, and going to see how quick the results happen. (last time it took me 9 weeks to go from 15 stone 10, to 14stone, and id say i gained muscle in that time, arms got bigger, chest got bigger, i got generally stronger). so my regime. 7am start, 7.25am 55g of whey protein(90% +), 1 pint of semi skimmed milk. 10 am one slice of toast, buttered. 12.30pm 2 slices of toast, buttered. 4pm, work out, weights only, no cardio. 6.30 pm, 55g of whey protein(90% +), pint of semi skimmed milk 8pm, can of baxters highland game/lamb/beef broth etc soup. 3 slices of bread. anywhere between 3.5-6 litres of fluid a day worked for me, and is a diet which is perfectly good to eat,and can maintain, rather than a 2 week starvation diet. but sure you could make it healthier, but with me, was losing weight as fast as was healthy anyway.any more would of been vergin on eating into muscle, which is a false economy. with the 2 weeks of kebabs,fried food, drinkin, not exercisin etc, im now at 15stone,lets see how long it takes me to hit 13 st 7(altho im drinkin this weekend, and will be back in bristol in a months time for another 2 weeks, so well isnt gunna happen i dont thnk)

no its not, hardly ever done that way as far as im aware, just stick the camera in continous burst mode with a quick shutter speed,as narrower aperture as you can get away with the shutter speed(otherwise rider being in focus the whole way through may be an issue, but only if your stepping down below like 2.8/shooting uber far out to close in) and boosh, hold it still and keep the shutter release pressed.

cloning machine, and good timing. nah its pretty much as you thought, burst mode(better cameras have better burst modes, like continous 10fps shooting on new 1d, compared to say 3 shots in a second over a 1.5 second period on your point and shoot) then blend together in photoshop, you can see on one of the middle riders its been done, with a fairly soft large brush, as the rear of his left leg is fading in. obiviously a tripod is a huge help in doing this, but for a short period of time like this arms will suffice unless your uber shaky, just press the button and hold it still, and itll come out fine

i for once(well actually most of the time i do) agree with sir above, scores from 6 years ago dont count though, theyve got to be proveable scores, with pictures

yes, although you wont believe it, till you find her, and then when you split with her, itll be the same all over again, till you find the next one, rinsed and repeated till you find someone and your both at the age where your starting to sag, and you concede youlll never do anybetter now your looking like you are, and end up being married to her. that young barber, is known as life. nah but seriously, your like miles younger than me, and ive now become aware, that any bird i meet in the next couple of years, wont be the one, no matter how much she feels like it at the time, when i split with hayley, it was like shit, this is the worst thing ever, but you then realise in time, how it wasnt quite perfection, or even if you thought it was still perfection, that perfection wasnt quite perfect. just go out, have some fun, find some people to make sexy time and forget about all this long term relationship and finding the one crap till your the wrong side of 25, whatever happens, aint worth gettin bogged down over break ups.

just seen a a6 wacom one for like £45 or summit new on ebay. also been looking on there, at the trust ones,as never had any problem with the other trust stuff me/mother have had over the years, a4 graphics tablet set, complete with mouse+ all the pen gubbins, like £60 posted. or also another make, which i hadnt heard of, doing one in 16:9, which would be handy for my widescreen laptop display, for like a similar price, but slightly smaller(like 10.5 x 8 or summit)

whats the kind of price you could sell your d50 and kit lens for?? £250ish second hand. can buy new 350d's with kit lens for £265(i think, may of changed now)(as ive posted the link in the random photo thread, and is the same bloke i got mine of, and have my receipt somewhere nearby, as i saw it yesterday) buy a 350d, see if you like it, (canons low end stuff seems to be better than nikons, 350/400d > d40/d50 etc.) if you do, then youll sell the 350d for what you payed for it easy(check out ebay, saw a as 350d kit with 4gb card(£15 or whatever from 7dayshop) go for £310 about 3 hours ago) and get a 30d, if you dont like it, then go sell it for what you payed and go back to nikon. zero cost exercise to gauge wether you like them or not,

got one with the enduro bike, but its not quite that simple, youll go rippin down fireroads and forestry sections on say a 20-5 mile loop or summit taking 2-3 hours. 6 miles in there will be an end of a fire road, and an 800m gap to the next one, filled in a with a lane. and the trailers 6 miles away back at the car, and ill be bolloxed if im pushin it, hence i ride it, although atm i dont have a license, its the reason im gettin one

the ability to do both, with some legal(ish) off road tyres. the fact u can rip onto a field with road tyres and slide around to your hearts driftin content. the fact that theyve got power to weight ratios similar to motorbikes, but you dont need to balance. the fact there cheap transport, easy to park, easy to keep in your garage, good on fuel and insurance. and there a play thing. same reason why youd have an enduro bike road registered, all the funs off road, but just occasionally you need to cross roads etc gettin betweens forests

if on honest, i probably did a total of 12 hours revision for my whole way school, and 11.5 hours of this was for my gcse's. but i knew i could pass them, and even if that assumption was wrong, it was what mattered, i walked round, being an arrogant twat"meh i dont need to revise, ill pass them" which in some respects was kinda foolish, but it was also one of the smartest things i ever did, i had the mindset that i would pass, so i wasnt stressing out about not passing, or gettin the required grades, so i was relaxedm bit gettin stressed out over revision, not gettin confused, not gettin nervous in the exams. its not saying dont revise, its saying, tell yourself the gcse's are a piece of pis, and you will pass, once you believe that, theres far less pressure/stress. and beau i was going to poke a joke that they didnt care about spelling, but what happened in the middle 2 paragraphs, not a spelling mistake between the lot of it.

jakes not accusing him of lying, hes sayin "ive been busy" is a sh*t excuse for not sending stuff out, if you sell stuff, you should either have the means to send it out on time, or at least the decency to come online for 2 minutes, and send the seller a pm saying you cant get to the post office till day X or whatnot, its a feckin joke, if i ordered something off ebay, and 2 weeks later i hadnt heard from the bloke, and i emailed him, then a couple of days later, he emails back "ah mate, ive been washing the car and mowing the lawn, now the weathes nice, ive been a bit busy old chap, ill go to the post office 2 weeks on friday when i next walk past it" id be going absolutely mental. you sell something you should be able to send it out straight away, or on a pre agreed date, sparing 1 or 2 days maybe. and then you should be keepin the person informed if your gunna be longer sending it out. personally ive emailed people(not off TF) when ive posted something on a day, and ive missed the mornin collection, so it wouldnt be collected till 6pm that night. its just common courtesy, theres no excuse for selling stuff you cant send out immediately or on an agreed date, (death, car crashs, stabbings,blindness from home anodizing spared as reasonable excuses, being "a bit chuffin busy" doesnt quite cut the mustard)

yea because right now, ive got a pretty big sum of money lieing round, and could invest in it, invent it and sell it now, because youve pretty much given ur whole game plan away. well i could do if it wasnt just past midnight on sunday morning, and i had some energy and was inclined to do such a thing

couple of free accounts and proxy servers, could see how that could work, or pay to join up.

yea darren its a valid point, but how old are you now, sure your on the wrong side of 20 arent you?? by which time you should have work experience, but if your sub 18 and want to get a non shop/restaurant job, other than the low end manual labouring jobs, GCSE's are the major factor

I never ordered one, but if youve got a black X large one left over, ill more than happily take it off your hands. thanks in advance Kev