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what level we on now then? im on 34, might for another crack in a bit and try and get 35. also bought the exige for the factory spec races.(3rd car ive ever bought) and oh my god does it rock, modded it up to race in the panoz 500hp race, and it pones,thinkin it will more than likely to the same in 550 at level 35, as well as destroying the opposition in the british sports car race. also, the R class cars really arent all that, i mean yea there fast, but took an r3 supra into the tuner challenge in rivalry face offs, with difficulty on hard, it really is a bit of a push to make it win(i.e the tiniest mistake in a 10 minute race, and your knackered) then remembered id got u999 mines r32 in my collection, took that out in the same races, and it was lapping the competition with relative ease. before wasnt that arsed, but now im only 16 levels off, think im gunna try and 100% complete the game,and if i dont end up with enough to buy every car(got 1,600,000 in the bank atm)

mine was on there, about a week before yours bitch, so unless i got a time machine, i wouldnt of been able to rip yours of, and lets be honest, if i had a time machine, i wouldnt be that bothered about myspace, id of waited to see facebook was cool, then gone back in time and made a facebook profile.

aint posted in this topic for a while, so for all of your viewing pleasureblatantly cool,even if it does need updating a bit and fish, you well ripped off my profile

its not quite as cool as it could be, also think the novelty value would wear off rather quick with me,once it brings out some decent games that you can use the controller on, id be tempted as a console for gaming, with the bonus of having it for drunken party games, but for solid out and out gaming(motorsport, first person shooters, pro evo, and 3rd person action games etc) its eclipsed by the xbox360 and ps3. and im not a fan of the response etc of the wiisports games, other games could be better(altho call of duty was utter bitch to use) but with the boxing game for example, im no top flight boxer sparking out ricky hatton, but i can box, so wiisports boxing should be proper good for me i thought, wrong, its rather slow, say you throw 3 successive quick jabs,swinging your body into on the last one, in real life, youd then be positioned ready to swing in nicely with a hook on the opposite hand. so try that in the game, and its slow, registers the first jab and thats it.

creatine is pretty much a waste without a high protein diet exceeding your normal diet by about 600 or more calories per day. and even then, a fair chunk of it is still faux weight, in the form of water retention,all it technically does is allow nutrients get into the muscle cells better/quicker, and as the bodys transport medium is water, it allows water to get into the muscles better and quicker. may sound like a stupid point, but starve yourself(not literally, but severely cut down your food intake,for say 36 hours, then after that eat like normal+ a bit more) the body thinks theres a famine going on, and then when it gets the chance, it will pile on any weight it can do, as energy reserves ready for the next none existant famine. other than that, just do little stuff, order prawn crackers with your chinese, scampi fries with every 3rd pint(once you get onto the scampi fries, its a slow road downhilll into obesity, you could eat them till you die). buy a bag of fudge to munch on the drive back from doin the weekly shop.eat pasta/bread/potato based/anything high in carbs late at night. dont order chilli sauce on your kebab, it speeds up your metabolism, go for a nice creamy garlic mayo instead, and bollox to it, you might as welll lose the salad, and have an extra large kebab. go to a john barras pub for lunch, go buy the burger and chips deal for £3.25, then double up your burgers for a quid, £4.25, and you get 4 1/4 pounders in a big pun, chips, and side salad. basically ive listed everything that put me from 13.5 stone when i left school to near enough 18 when i finished college.and funnily enough, when you reach 18 stone, you dont have to try to stop having sex, it just happens.

not to everyones taste. but you know, its no worse than the shipman joke.

really didnt think the 4th gens where that bullet proof. 3rd gen ipods on the other hand, are tanks, mines stil going strong somewhere(even if the screen is fading a bit with overuse), and thats had some abuse, been in 5/6 car crashes, dropped out of pocket biking, been slung in a college bag, had all sorts of mystery liquids spilt over it. going to buy a new one at some point, but trouble is, personal music is barely ever needed any more with me, only time i listen to something via headphones is when im cutting the lawn, sure i got an aux in for my car stereo. but then it plays mp3 cd's i can just burn off itunes at any given time. so unsure on the need for it really.

ooo, sorry to keep posting in here, won my b class with the corrado, took my mx5 for a quick taster of the a class silverstone enduro, and its not doin bad, got 2 laps in before i turned it off, and id got from 5th to 1st, was havin to hammer it to keep 1st, but stil

grrr. wasted a toss load of money on this game now, got an RS-6, upgraded to the max, tuned pretty well, and its struggling in the heavyweight championship, will most likely get obliterated in the quattro also stupidly thought, ooo i remember how fast that 1974 stratos was before, and its at 310hp, if i stick it up to 450, it will pone in the 450 championship, which was a massive mistake.so waste like 140k in the game tonight, currently come for a break, 13 laps into my b class endurance race, with the corrado(as it was sittin at 693 anyway, tis now on 698, maxin out b class) currently leadin, thattll be a nice 210k to spend on cars that work with any luck edit: its not struggling as in losing, just isnt ponin like it should, a 612 would be a soo much better purchase. also, its funny how this is the second car ive bought in the game(got the corrado to start with, every other car ive just won).and it majorly sucks, guess it doesnt annoy me as much how much a car sucks in the game if its free, either that or it is actually one of the worst cars in the game,or its the only car ive expected something off, and havent got

see, thought about the 612, but then found out at level 30 i get the 355,which will surely with a decent upgrade and tune will be more raceable in the ferrari manufacturer races. and ill be gettin it for free anyway. so wont have to buy a car to compete in them. and im only like 400k or summit off level 30, which although sounding alot, once ive done the B + A class endurance races. illl be like 300k(or so, dependant on if i use a rare car or not) closer to it, leaving 100k, which is bugger all, like 6 races or summit. but it looks like im going to have to buy a car to compete in both the quattro race, and the heavyweights.

lol there is that issue, but guess she could put the conservatory off for that bit longer. nah my mums one of those that takes great photos, but only she can see there great photos. (either that or she expects too little of her camera)

isnt that just like a P and S camera. which means a 1d would suit my mother down to the ground, she came back from a wedding with my 350d the other week, and told me she couldnt work out how to switch the screen on for when she was taking pictures.

just gettin into it now, had it for a few weeks, but aint really played it that much, currently on level 26. does anyone know, if you start with europe as a home region,when playing through the game, winning all trophies etc,and levelling up are you ever given a car that will race in the heavyweight race in proving grounds?? want to know, because if im given one, i wont bother buying one, and will get myself an audi TT or summit for the quattro race, but if not given one, might as well go buy an RS-6

does this also mean happy birthday to you fish?? cant be assed checkin, but sure you and gayboy hasms shared the same birthday.

mr callum, im not wanting to get into a racism debate here(again). but no nigger isnt bad language, its a word nothing more, it becomes bad or offensive dependant on who is saying it, who is hearing it, and the context in which it is used. likewise with other words, if i called your nan a fanny to her face. itd be rather offensive. and id be shot for it. but at work, when discussing a night out, "yea, last night was pretty good, i got fanny faced" or "i was absolutely mashed, and went and told the female bouncer i loved her, what a fanny i must of looked" between me and a mate. then providing its me and him in the room, no one else, fanny isnt offensive, or meant in a bad or offensive way, its just a word discribing your state or your image.

yea, wasnt on about the lazy cnut's like you bongo, let me guess, your the bloke who comes in for new tyres, on the days when it rains?? (its amazing. when its raining,the workshop gets so much better). but yea, i was on about the people on the pole cats, the cabling vehicles and the hoists, 30 foot in the air, with sideways rain. no thanks. likewise the people who where working on monday as the floods took full effect, and couldnt see the box tops to put the covers back on. id much rather be delivering letters and emptying postboxwa than doing that. as for the squaddie thing, squaddies a bit different as my mate whos just finished his 1st tour of duty was saying the other day, the pays bollox. not absolute bollox, but its not good. but he gets a big pension fairly early on. he also has very little outgoings, even when "back home" i.e living in barracks etc. hes on less than what ill be on when im qualified, but he has no keep to pay/rent to pay(would say mortgage, but its not like hes getting his own house doing this), no bills(other than phone contract), no need to travel to work, all meals,all clothes for working in provided etc. doesnt sound like much, but it all mounts up. to the point where he can just live at home, squander his 6 months pay from when he was in a combat zone (which he didnt touch while away). on a deposit for a house in the next month. hes then gunna rent it out, and allow the rent from it too pay the mortgage, and use his monthly pay to make maximum overpayments every month, cos hes got bugger all to spend his money on, other than booze, cars(Altho he doesnt really need one, and only uses it when back home, and being in the army, gets sper cheap insurance, and as he doesnt do many miles, fuel doesnt cost him bugger all) and a house.

im sorry to say it, but i know the post men and women are striking for a reason over there pay. but a standard postie earns more than a standard bt engineer, fact. and when you tell everyone you work for bt, its like. ooo, cushy job, good firm,good wage. not going to say its a bad firm to work for. because it isnt. but the work bt engineers do, compared to the work posties do, i know which job is easier. and its also the one that pays the most. before people say its one sided, im not a bt engineer, i work for bt. and am mates with both posties, and bt engineers. on similar notes there a lot better payed than a fair few other important jobs. not anti strike, just think its pathetic, how more strikes dont occur when the pittance some people get payed for what they do.

nah not saying theyd hold you back, but if two people both gave brilliant interviews, had the same results etc, but one had a dragon tattoo'd on his forearm. pretty sure in most cases(when men in suits are hiring at least) the bloke with the tattoo will lose out to the pure skinned bloke.

yes and no, because although theres very few places where havign a tatoo is an actual reason for not giving you a job, its all about your image, you know when you go for a job interview, if its for somewhere decent, you whack on shoes, trousers, and a shirt, to give off a good smart image, you shake hands, you dont spit or swear. a tattoo makes up part of your image, and no matter how cool you think it is, theres very few jobs(other than tattoo artist) where having a tatto would enhance your chances of having the job

just got back from the coppers like 2 weeks ago, after they took it away for 6 months bought this as something to use while coppers had my other phone, whacked my old payg sim in it went and got this, when i realised, i was going through 30 quid a month on pay as you go.

ive got an armani watch, it tells the time, i need no more, nah seriously though i like it, its not too showy, could be worn down the pub, and its just a watch, but at the same time, looks respectable and stylish enough to place next to your notes when in an executive boardroom meeting(as looking at your wrist is a no no in these situations, whack it next to your notes, and no one takes notice that your watching your watch rather than what they say)

shrewsburys gettin bad now really. used to take the mick out of telford for being bad and joe living in a ghetto, but theres been like at least 4 killings in the past year. only on friday there was a shooting at the buttermarket(club) and another incident with a guns outside picolinos later on that night. alright its not much but for a town with like 50,000 population, its a fair bit, its like saying theres an average in 1 in 12,500 chance youll be killed in the next year. for that to be true of london, youd need like an average of 2 murders per day.(which there probably is in london). as for our chav chase in shrewsbury, just turn round and ride at em, show them whose boss.

orange or clear lens?? if you got an orange lens, stick an orange bulb in it(so white light cant be seen through it, i.e the cracks), clear lens, and it should already have orange bulbs, so no problem. only thing to bear in mind is, stuff thats borderline to pass/fail, i.e its right on the limit between pass and advise, or fail. may be a bit more stringent if the rest of the car is a shed. i.e if theres slight lift in the balljoint, would be pass and advise, major lift, and it would be fail, where minor and major kick in, on most stuff, for the most pass is the testers disgression, if they see a car thats clean, tidy, nothing else wrong with it, and just that, theyll probably pass and advice, but if you going in with bits hangin off, although they cant fail it for those bits, they get a shed impression of your car, and they arent quite as considerate when it comes to other things. all lights come into it, but its only the beam projection of the headlights on dipped beam that is tested with the beam tester, the rest is just on correct operation, colouring etc

who wants to talk, theres an effin film to watch, sod the company, i want swordfights(no guessin why im single...... yes its cos im ugly) dinner is a good idea, theres plenty of all you can eat chineses for like £6, which is great is shes a fatty, as it still costs the same. just take her to the zoo or something,and if they wont have her then your stuck with her.... nah seriously though, just a walk into town, round the shops, buy her summit, walk through the park, pub lunch outside, bottle of rose to soften her up, then whatever for the rest of the day, wont cost the earth(lunch for the both of you plus rose wont be no more than £15 in a lloyds/yates/wethers, which is good if you got a nice on round your end) and its not overly soppy, romantic, or cliched. alternatively if its raining - do the same as above, but wearing a coat(come on i wasnt going to have 2 suggestions was i)