Fish-Finger-er

u do realise not everything fattys says on here, he repeats in front of girls (in fact, heres a bit of advice, 90% of the stuff you say on here fatty, dont repeat... ever)

pic of fatty in green shirt, apart from blonde bird with large maffalumps, check out how small fatties head is compared to his body, honestly hes got like a blonde ladies maffalump sized head

protein wont. protein shakes on the other hand can. or maybe they wont, but several people (including a couple of sports nutritionists, and a doctor) have said otherwise. the doctor pretty much made it out to be devil juice. and all the others have said dont start substituting it for real protein all that often, add it as a supplement to it occasionally or as a fill in when you get caught short without chicken in the house. from what i can gather the main thing is the filtration of it through your organs. as i said before, think about when you leave protein in the shaker for a couple of hours just sitting there, or think about when you wash it out, then leave the water in the washing up bowl, itll stain and stick to the plastic fairly easy. so it will supposedly have a tendancy to do the same to your insides, and clog up the pores and capillaries inside your kidneys/liver/intestine. dont think hitting it once a week is going to kill you. but i know of people who literally survive on the stuff(hell i did for a time) but i know people taking like 7 50 gram shakes spread at 2 hour intervals across the day, equalling 350g of protein intake per day.

the boys got bare gash thats bangable.

you bet, although im supposedly back on it tuesday, to try and lose a quick half stone, so i can look schmexual enough to get bangable gash on freshers.

grrrr....why are decisions so hard to make. got a couple of options at the moment. next friday some fit, but ultimately annoying, and slightly skettish (but very fit) girl has invited me over to hers. id be a pleb not too, as she is a+, but i just dont want too. then theres 2 girls im kind of semi interested in, 1 is renowned as a bit of a hoe(not that she gets around loads, but just that shes into short term flings) which i cant really be bothered with right now, but i do really like her, both as a person and because shes fit, but a fair few of my female mates hate her. the second is what i thought was way out of my league, till she invited me round to hers last weekend, i turned it down, just out of politeness(i know she doesnt sleep with guys for a couple of weeks into a relationship, and it was just for a cuddle and to watch a dvd together,but i was majorly drunk, so thought best not too) and i really really like her too, and shes not a hoe in the slightest, but shes mates with a lot of my female mates, which i can see makes things awkward, as by now theyve probably warned her of me, being a total slag that doesnt really do long term stuff. and also ill get the biggest earful off them all, and probably lose some mates if/when i f**k it up. also do you ever get random dreams of girls from ages back, i had a random dream involving a girl i pulled over a year and a half ago, and havent spoke to now for over a year last night, and its just made me want her like crazy, shes quite pretty, but not all that, but i dont know, she was just soo nice, and soo cool. grrr... my balls ache now. as for mr mack, to me it seems like you just want her to want you, like some kind of self validation thing, by her begging you to speak to her, you kinda get one up on her/make yourself feel better, which if it is what you want, fair enough. if you actually want to be friends with her, man up, and do it, just ring her rather than text her, and go look " we fecked up, we both fecked up, its over between us, but your an awesome person,and id really like to keep you as a friend". if you want her back as your girlfriend, then its one of two things, either 1) your a chump and she can play you, or 2) shes the one... you need to work that one out for yourself.

one of these? so they dont work, or dont work as i thought. likewise, could i just buy a homeplug set up, with a plug 2 ethernet ports, plug one plug into my router downstairs, and plug another into me mains upstairs, then plug me xbox, and pc (and possibly ps3) into another plug upstairs?

nah, i totally disagree. i was in a similar boat with coke,i went through a short period of doing it last year before making the decision to quit. and despite it being supposedly so much more addictive than weed. quitting the drug was easy, 9am on a saturday morning, mates scrabbling money together to go pick up, i was like "feck this", and quit. didnt really get cravings for it. but the social(or perhaps anti social depending on how you look at it) for me at least, was way stronger than any hold the drug had on me. it was a bad drug, and i dont really advise people get drawn into it, it costs a fair bit,and isnt all that (not going to discuss the physical/psychological benefits and drawbacks). but you know what, socially, they where like the best couple of months of my life in a long long time. it was just like every friday, you knew from like 6pm till like 10pm on sunday,you knew the score. youd go and chill with your mates, few pints, out to town most likely, come back, sniff a bit, few tinnies/half a bottle of vod, films, xbox, etc. go to the shop nice and early once you ran out of coke, rack up on relentless, grab some food, bottle of vodka, another crate, head back, maybe kip for a bit, maybe not, go pick up again about midday,sit in, get drunk, play xbox, then go to town, come back, maybe sleep, maybe stay up and finish up what you got left. crash out, then wake up early avro, get showered, go to the pub for some food, as youve barely eaten all weekend, couple of pints, back home, and ready for work on monday. when you stop, you cant do that anymore, and even if you could do it without drugs, you dont really want to be around that situation as temptation is quite high. so you end up sitting in bored out of your skull on a friday night. and saturday, and sunday, till you think "feck it, ill go round, see my mates, chill for a bit" and you slip into it again. can see it actually being worse with weed, because of the smoke, you cant just go there, while there having a sesh, and not have any. and also sitting at home, its easy enough to just go and get a 10bag, and smoke it on your garage roof. looking at the stars. whereas theres very little urge to go and rack up a few lines and start balloonin in me front room to mtv. wanting to stop/not advising people start, and actually stopping are 2 different things. id advise people dont get mongo'd on a weekend, loads of people would say dont smoke, but try stopping it, its rather hard.

right ive got a belkin router. wireless. which has always been fine, and still is. but since ive got my desktop pc, ive been using a belkin usb dongle. which performs ok, but not brilliantly. (i.e drops connection every 30 minutes or so for 5 seconds) my mothers got a laptop, so the wireless is still needed. and im going to be buying xbox live. (which will soon be in the same place as my desktop but is currently in the front room) its going to be a ballache running 2 cat 5 cables up the stairs neatly.other option is xbox wireless adapter. but for pretty much the same price as an xbox wireless adapter(which maybe pretty duff, if its any weaker than me belkin dongle) i could get a triple pack of those powerline networking plugs. (the ones that network your house using electric cables) are they any good? will they work alright? and could i possibly use a twin pack of adapters. and a splitter at this end? basically just want a reliable internet connection for pc and xbox in my room, at quite a low price(ive got £700 worth of vouchers for currys/dixons/pc world, but obviously the less i spend on them, the more i get for a wall filling tv etc)

erm theres like a gadget shop place, on the bottom floor, somewhere opposite freespirit. other than that, possibly try the massive asda there, or the massive tesco in altrincham. other than that, go round the pubs in town, saying your desperate for a bar blade, can you swing one of the barmaids a tenner for one. (granted i know there only like £4 normally, but to make it worth there while).

erm for me to go from car license to bike license cost me like £470 all in, think bongo did his for a couple of hundred les. nah theres no time limits or anything if you sit your full test, your not limited to 125 cc's at all, if you sit your full test, you could ride a hyabusa turbo back from the test centre. albeit restricted to 33bhp if you sit your test on a 125 (i.e if your under 21, or have woman like arms) your limited to any bike, but it has to be below, or restricted to 33bhp for 2 years, if you sit your test on a bike producing 46.6 bhp or more then you can ride any bike straight away

erm an hour sitting theory, 6 hour day doing your cbt, 2 days of lessons, then like 3 hours one morning before and including your test, so at shortest like 4 days. (obviously not by thursday, but you could possibly book it for a 4 day slot in 3 -4 weeks)

any uni is gunna have a semi decent nightlife(well a decent nightlife) as its full of students, even somewhere fairly small and seemingly boring like aberystwyth has like 4000 people there, on top of the local population. obviously its not a patch on somewhere like manchester which has like 20,000 but youve got to bear in mind, just how many more campus's they have and the massive area their spread out over. but whats your plan with going to the coast, if its just sitting on a beach all day, bare in mind theres probably only 1 in 5 days in the year wer ull chill on the beach and have nice weather to tan and look at the flange. (and a load of them is in the summer holidays when your not there) if your kite surfing or whatever as well, and perhaps fishing, then fair enough.

engine: diesel size: about 3 foot x 4 foot and 2.5 foot high at a guess. (2.0 turbo) model: e46 320d es 150 6speed. driving: towns, and windy A's/B's, very little motorway. MPG: currently got about 49mpg since i got the car. but a fair bit of thats been towing the motorbikes + trailer, or caning the car when i first got it. i got 47.5 mpg from the 5 gallons i put in, but i spent 130 of them miles towing the motorbike and trailer. put 5 gallons in the tuesday, will update with how much i get, as i got a bit of motorway driving coming up friday saturday sunday, and dont have to tow the bikes this weekend. usually drive fairly quickly, purely cos 85% of my miles are spent going to or from work, partially because their nice twisty roads, but mainly because im running late every morning, and in a rush to get home every night.

yea northface jackets have got a big market, but on ebay, theres also a hell of a lot of fakes, so youll likely get the same prices fakes are going for, unless your very good with photo's/discriptions, and even then you wont get the full price youd expect for them.

can easily make them that little bit rarer.

sshhhhhh!!!! im playing the poor lads gullabilty.

in mbuk this month, theres a feature with chris akrigg in the us street riding, and the bloke hes with Adam Hauck has a bike covered in wood vaneer vinyl. was going to do it to my frame after spotting it, but guess its no longer a trials forum secret.

1:24.3, so not that good, but quicker than an r8 and the like.

really liked that episode. as for the GTR, they stated there. that the gtr had a time of 3.5 seconds 0-60, but according to wiki, its been verified at 3.2, now i was basing it on the 3.5, but surely if they released/someone decided to strip one out. they could have a car that does it in 3.0 seconds or there abouts.

ah youll be ok then, technically the visa waiver programme doesnt care about criminal record, it cares about arrests. some people say any arrest and you need to mention it, others dont. the form says arrests of moral turpitude need to be declared,and exclude you from the visa waiver programme.

get a bolt, an m6 bolt, such as a v brake bolt, or normally a bar/stem clamp bolt, or a top nut, and see if it fits in the hole.

erm. dont know about miami, but new york should be doable, not sure on the 3 or 4 star hotel, but my mate regularly flies over there for like £300 for a long weekend. comes back, with a load of designer crap he doesnt need. but he always does it last minute kinda crap, you ever been arrested danny? and if so what for?

yea but mark, your forgetting this is fatty, hell be right, as he always is, he always does whats best, even if we think its not. and as hes cytech trained, and adam isnt, (well at least it doesnt say on the tarty bikes website) then i should imagine glens got way more knowledge. i mean, does tarty adam even have anything to do with bikes, like fatty works with them and stuff quite a lot.

right, think i said a lot of this stuff last time. only using stuff i know/know of,as opposed to talking about the growing market for american made leisure boats in the uk (which also exists, and gives you a means of coming back, possibly with several kilos of south american narcotics exports) right extreme sports dvd's. stuff like motocross,freestyle mx, GNCC enduro,supercross,even the red bull sponsored european enduro events(erzberg, romaniacs etc) arent really sold in this country apart from at big motorbike shops at £25 a pop, so i resort to buying off ebay, i can buy it off ebay uk, for like £22 a pop. theyre about £10 posted to your american door. providing you can send a dvd across the pond individually for less than £12, its profitable. if youve got someone in this country, who will handle the postage you can obviously send 15 off them over to them in one go for a about £10 (rough guess from my experience with shipping clothing from america) and send them on over here for about £2 a throw, and make £9 a dvd. before you say it again, they do work in uk dvd players, because of the small market for these films, they come as Region 0 dvds, so work in any dvd player. also look into with this, the mountain bike freeride stuff, as a lot of it comes from america/canada. then with the extreme sports stuff i dont know, look into snowboard, surf, skate etc. (all stuff where a lot of the material, and talent, and the sports history, is american) sticking with sports. look into protective stuff.motocross helmets that are £300 over here, are often around $100-$200 over there(troy lee stuff, should imagine mountainbike stuff to be no different), so selling it on ebay uk, gloves, jerseys, trousers, enduro jackets, are all no different, a sinsalo ktm jacket that was £220 over here around christmas time, was £95 posted from the usa, and about £55 to buy in the usa. if you got into a pattern for doing this, and where using a local retailer in the states, i should imagine they'd start giving you a small (maybe 5-10% discount). if you where spending a couple of hundred dollars at their store every week or two. next thing is actual clothing, loadsa people go the us for christmas shopping tips, to buy branded clothes. mate went last year, got an authentic north face jacket, from a north face store, for $140, and apparently its a £200 jacket over here (selling for about £170 on ebay) bear in mind youve got to compete with the fakers though in this market, so youll have to have pics showing authenticity, otherwise youll just look like another chinese rip off merchant. motocross casual clothing is another biggie, i wear loads of alpinestars stuff, the t shirts are around £9-10 over there, there £20-£22 to get posted from ebay uk over here, and between £20-25 in shops over here, with a limited range. fox and alpinestars hoodies are the same, ive told you before, but ill tell you again, i got a belt, 2 tees, a beanie hat, a wallet,and 2 hoodies shipped over here for £130 for the lot. and i payed about £50 shipping, so i only payed £80 for the clothes. over here that would of set me back even on ebay £220ish, and the stuff wasnt even available in this country at the time. camera stuff has already been mentioned, but mate got his GF to buy 3 24-70 f2.8 L lens over there when she went for 2 weeks at christmas, brought them back and he sold 2, effectively giving him a free lens himself, but could of made £500 on it. final point, is .... mountain bikes, a friend of a friend recently got an 08 ironhorse bike over in america for £450 as the 09 bikes are out, that is apparently still £1500 over here. now if you where to buy a bike like that, ride it over there, selling it second hand on ebay when you come back, youd most likely get £800ish for it, and as its used, and your own personal belongings you wouldnt have to pay tax(at least thats my understandings on it). cant confirm how true this is, as im having trouble finding bike dealers in the us(as im currently looking for a bike myself, and if the savings are that great, im debating goin to NY shopping, and coming back with a bike and a new wardrobe at xmas time)