Fish-Finger-er

erm, nice real nice. but is that an ec200 i spot hiding(rather poorly) in the background.

on like the l to about y reg vws, the idle control valve/throttle bodies on them coke up something awful, take off the throttle body, an give it a clean out(failing that, just spray some carb cleaner down the air intake with the air filter removed.

is that its not as hard as you think to hit a girl. or you didnt hit her as hard as i think? yea, but once somone beats me, im not a women, so this whole vicious cycle ends. id probably prescribe someone weedy and pathetic to beat me, so it didnt hurt... up for it glen?

quite simple, i know you know a couple of shrewsbury meathead girls(hell you porked one the other night), i know plenty of meathead girls. just get them to beat her up. failing that, your a telford rudeboi,just smack her about anyway. if shes hard enough to have a go, shes hard enough to get beat down. also, technically anyone who hits a women, deserves a beating, regardless, and as it sounds like shes beat your new wife, she deserves a beating, so you beat her, technically then youll of beat a women, so youll need a beating too, which ill dish out, but as were mates and all, ill only beat you light, sure you might get a dead arm or 3, but the rest of your problems will be solved, well worth it. reason i came in here, im officially a chump when it comes to girls .

my thought was that everyone was welcome, and allowed to talk about what they want, hence the diverse range of topics in chit chat, but to me personally the idea of more sub forums on here doesnt seem like a good one (although possibly a comp's sub forum would be useful, as opposed to having comp info littered between rides/locations, trials chat and news. just a single sub forum,perhaps in a similar way to news, where it has to be approved before people can post in it, with details of upcoming comps, results, news etc) but giving the unicyclists a sub forum,because its kind of related to bike trials, will then start the same from the moto trialers, and the xcers, dhers etc. and before you know it, theyll be a sub forum for every discipline of biking/every form of trials, and then itll no longer be called trials forum. but just www.-forum.co.uk. just dont personally think the uni cyclists should be given their own section just yet, let them slowly weave their way into the existing forums till they gain one wheeled dominance.

nah, you wouldnt, believe me. theres plenty more room for girls in bathtubs of concrete in the irish sea. only jokin, id probably just remove you from the threads with the lure of puppies, cross stitching,and my little pony.

nice idea, but at the end of the day, this site was set up for bike trials, not unicycle trials, motorbike trials, or sheepdog trials. hell even the logos got a sprocket in, which unicycles dont even have(althought the number of us riding with a 4 hole 22t "granny ring" are a dying breed these days. so why not set up www.uni-trials-forum.co.uk, and try to create a one wheeled version of this.

erm, biggest pointer would be check your pm about now

it starts tonight on sky, was aired last night in the states. im downloading it now, off rapidshare though.

why, she cant feel it as it is...

im confused, protons and anti protons, and protons having mass, hell i didnt even know they where catholic.

you throw £40 down the drain and she ends up with rat poison and creatine smudged between her flaps. either that or gangrene.

but wherre does bondage and breath play turn into choking? and where does whipping, nipple turning, playful biting etc, turn into abuse? surely the line of whats acceptable, and what is taboo, is only creating by the people(and possibly animals) partaking, and their personal boundaries.

is this a partial confession of your sexual desires, or do you just wanna chat about it? other issues i feel need addressing cross dressing homosexuality spacedocking rise in teenage pregancies the moral right/wrongness of a child born out of wedlock.

dead women dont secrete vaginal juices, so you have to lube up, occasionally theres enough blood from the head wound to use though.

fanny dessert ??

fool, bring some romance and sharing into it, and take it in turns, every few minutes let her spit a massive greenie onto your manhood, before you carry on with penetration,to lighten the mood, why not proclaim "the hulk is now entering the passage of doom"

so your saying spits only good until your 3rd ejaculation?

erm, check your firmware version against the latest version available on the nokia site and follow the instructions. when i got my n95 it was really laggy, till i got a network update sent automatically one night, and after that it never crashed once.

yea thats working, downloading now.

i dont, at all, that makes 2. however if your buying drinks, it may be worth it.

www.rapidshare.com is free to stick it up on once u signed up for a free account

once more about fatty:

as is half the stuff on any bodybuilding website, as is half the stuff anywhere with bodybuilding/weight training. because past the basics, a feck load of it is finding what works for you, some people build muscle incredibly well on reasonably low levels of protein, others dont, some people can handle excessive protein shakes/steroids/extended periods on creatine, others cant (much in the same way some of us can handle drink and drugs better than others), some people can train 6 days a week and get better results than training twice a week, some people are the other way round.

chumped out, drank up, making shapes at the yellow caravan DJ set, thursday night of leeds