Fish-Finger-er

Congratulations, Welcome to the world of women, youve now progressed from getting big hissy fits over girls who dont know you, just want your "rave" pics, or to use your belt as a bottle opener, to being in a relationship. welcome to the world of sh*t, continually being wrong,sitting in watching x factor with a low quality chinese and a bottle of wine(who the f*ck drinks wine and having to deal with a time known only as rag week. however its not a total downer, as you get the perk of not feeling rude just asking for a blowie, sex on tap, and a nice facebook status that lets your old school friends realise your not a total loser.

its not to make my reporting anonymous, more to distance the people who are or are not being warned. (i dont see that it would ever really work too well). Its to do with the way i think some people may be unfairly discriminated against, because of their reputation of a spammer, or an agrressive idiot. (i often notice regular members, wanting to jump on anything the northern TGS sleggz say, which they then rise too, and it kicks off) obviously i dont know how the moderators view it or how they act with it, but many times ive looked at it, and thought "ah its just XXXX kickin off again, tw@" but then when ive read through it properly, they didnt actually start the argument. if it was more seen as person A vs person B. As opposed to mat smith vs inur. (just pickin out 2 names out of a hat here, but if i said Mat Smith and Inur had an argument, im sure 90% of the forum would assume it was mat smith's fault.

I have to admit,recently ive not posted a couple of things, for fear of an argument, a ban, or getting beaten up. theres a few issues as i see it: 1) the generation gap; not so much in age, but across the forum, there seems to be the groupings of people that have been around a while,(or the "in crowd" as the "Young'uns") would call them. Haz, JonMack, Matt Orr etc ( i could include prawn,bigman etc but there somehow not quite the same, as they dont seem to be quite as chit chat exclusive whores) and then the younger new generation of people that have just been validated. and they just seem to mix. there seems to be very few quality new members coming into the forum, and i wonder if its down to validation. when i joined, you came on here, straight into the intimidating world of chit chat, and you kept schtum for a bit, kept in line, didnt make any harsh comments/took the mick out of people for a bit, because youd get beat down. Now when people are done playing in the sandbox at NMC, and graduate to the playground of Chit Chat, they already think they know everyone on the forum enough to take the mick, although most of us dont realise they even exist, and they think there well liked because theyve been validated. Likewise, a lot of good people are having to spend a long time in NMC, so end up acting like one. And if Id just started riding,didnt know anyone on here, and had to go through NMC(not the validation process, the weeks of talking in text talk to a bunch of 14 year olds), to get to here, I doubt id bother. So a bunch more people probably dont make it through because of that. 2)the idea that because you could smash my head in on real life, you should appear like you could on the forum. you know what im about, the mansfield " if you want to call me a scammer, come say it to me in the amputheatre, ill rip your head off" "who cares if i scammed you, im hard enough to deal with you, it doesnt matter" others include " your not heavy enough to post in this topic" or the point where some one called boon " a skinny fag". Yea your hench, your twice as stong as me, and youd kill me in a fight, but does it matter, this is the internet, no one cares what you bench,trying to look hard, you end up looking like an idiot. 3) I also think to some extent, the report button needs to be used, and needs to be able to be used more anonymously. im not going to say anyone should or shouldnt of been warned, its not my place to say, and ill keep my thoughts on what should of happened to myself. but if Deonn, or Mat Smith, or Danny Kearns posted in here "rich, shut up you f*cktard, no other mod does this,what makes it your place to?" theyd get a warn/ban. but im sure last night, in Gaz's video topic, prawn called Gaz a "f*cktard" or a similar offensive term, before giving some explanation towards it, and this was before Gaz had actually insulted anyone, hed just posted a video without wearing a helmet, and had come across as a bit of an idiot with his post. Almost as if someone could report a bit of a post, without anyone knowing who reported, or who posted it, totally bring the personalness out of it, because in the "TGS Slegzz" defence, as much as im not a huge fan of their attitude, spelling or low slung jeans, i do think to a certain extent, a lot of their posts come across as aggressive or seeking a fight/argument, simply because of who posted it. Obviously I understand that prawn probably wasnt callin the guy a "F*cktard" hopin to get a fight/argument out of him. but if your judging things on a post by post basis, surely any offensive post should be viewed as being offensive(even if it was between mates, or not meant to cause upset) and should be warned(or not as the case may be) and if its not about the persons post, but about their general attitude etc across the forum, then surely reporting individual posts is pointless.or there shouldnt be a set number of warnworthy posts before your banned, if you post 300 times a month with many helpful posts, but 2 are offensive. then in 5 months your gone. but if you post once every month, and every post you make is a mardy one with bad attitude, a load of swearing, and bitching, and callin someone out for a fight. and youd last twice as long,wherease perhaps you should be gone in 3 or so months. hope this hasnt offended anyone, if its gone too far with a mod, then ill see everyone in 3 or so days, if its gone too far with anybody else, feel free to invite me to battle to the death at a venue of your choice, to prove im entitled to my opinion/the act of free speech. Also, last bit, think people should have some respect, everyone does this for free, they could just turn round say "go f*ck yourself" pack their bags, and wed be left with OTN. You've got to realise, its their place, if they dont like what youve put, its their choice to get rid of you for a few days, much like this post, if ive overstepped the mark, i realise i wont be on here till friday, but at the end of the day, i didnt create this forum, its a priviledge to be able to post, not a right. And theyve got the right to say whether what i say is acceptable or not.

2 easy, and free ways i can see it, other than the email address thing. 1) hello *emotional family things* if you want to get back in touch, mail this letter to * insert address of someone you know who lives 200 miles away * and it will reach me. or 2) hello *emotional family things* if you want to get back in touch, text this number *insert mobile number (your old pay as you go number will do, providing u stick it in an old phone and keep it on)* and ill send someone round to pick it up. and send a mate round to go and get it.

yea, but how does it work, make it 100 posts including chit chat, and any tom, dick, harry or glen would be able to sell in there in a day or two, and would be fairly unnoticed on the forum (nice picture like the composition, owww just come off bmx and split me shin, and yay mum bought me a 4 pack of stella, and "when can i post in the for sale section") and hed be 1/25 of the way there in like 2 minutes, reckon i could make 100 posts in an hour, without anyone taking too much notice of me. you put it to not count in chit chat, and i bet you i havent made 100 posts in the last year outside of chit chat. yet im sure dave would trust me to send out something i sold to him, wouldnt you? (whether hed trust me for 5 minutes with his girlfriend i doubt)

thanks guuys, just back from a rather mature birthday night out, few pints, call it a night style. guess thats the new mature me coming through. time to settle down, get a wife, a family car, a house, and health insurance i think. or maybe im just gunna say f*ck it, an blow all me cash on holidays in mexico, boats, cheap booze and marry a russian mail order bride when im 35.

erm, name your ps3 exclusive titles, and most of the time their matched by an xbox 360 title. final fantasy, well imo i hate it anyway, but surely as an rpg, xbox has blue dragon, and theres a game coming out in a couple of weeks for xbox, which is supposedly going to be big, fable 2? metal gear solid- im seriously actually tempted to buy a ps3 just for this, but a lot of people have said its tripe, but theres splinter cell: conviction coming out soon on 360 only,which may turn out to be better. gran turismo - forza motorsport. only one which gets me stumped on an exclusive title that xbox cant match really is tekken 6, but im not mega tempted to get a ps3 just for tekken 6. whereas halo,gears of war, fable 2 etc, are 3 big reasons to buy an xbox, which cant really be matched by any ps3 titles.

vehicle brake pipe fittings, i use them on my regular m5 threaded bike, because i lost a spacer, and there basically the same height, and still fit in the slots in my echo bash. there internal size is either 1/4", or 6mm dependant on if you get metric or imperial.

Ross kemp was the last in the series, and he said, not to get your hopes up for another, as he feels problems need adressing back home, not just in other countries(also theres only so many places you can go looking at gangs, before its very samey) and they havent stopped prison break, its on next week again, there was a 1 week break in the us(pass as to why, JT may be able to tell us, superbowl?thankgiving? independance day? halloween on the other side of the international date change line? who knows), so we follow suit with a break.

Awww bless, youve got the same jeans only messing dave i most definitely would. and your girlfriends pretty fit too.

yea, because, if someone approached me, and said, "do you want to be a mens health cover model, sure well get you pumped, and use some clever lighting, but youll look way more ripped than you do, due to make up and editing" i wouldnt really care, and i dont even give a toss about being famous, for people who want fame, or whatever,then they really wouldnt be bothered.

To me it boils down to the type of photography as to whether its politically correct or not you posting pics of you reenacting movie scenes for project365,which is just art, and their clearly photoshopped, is perfectly fine. likewise with those HDR cityscapes that dont really do an awful lot. however surely it becomes a different story when your ruining someones reputation with photos in a magazine or the like. there was a touched up photo of amy winehouse, making her out to be looking way worse than she was(if thats possible) in heat(i think it was heat anyway) the other week. to me thats wrong, but then i dont have a problem with them airbrushing out some girls mole, or giving them better nips, for nuts. but i cant say, to me its acceptable only if its done to someone like that in a positive way or with their permission. as with before and after photos (of wrinkle cream,bodybuilding supplements etc) often the photos are shot on the same day (with a bit of clever lighting, posing, getting the muscles pumped etc) and then finishing it off in photoshop. and their selling a product based on these images. theres a prime example, thats from a recent documentary on steroids, and that photo is the same person, shot on the same day, with make up and photoshop. If there selling baking flour, based on those images, its totally false, and wrong. and then im unsure on sports. to me stuff like this: is fine, although its heavily shopped, but i cant help but think, if i bought a sports dvd, due to posters of a guy seeming to drop 40 foot on his mototrials bike, or a rider doing a 65" sidehop (am i saying that right, "sidehop") only to find out it was shopped and the vid was tosh. likewise, ive never met, or rode with adam bessell, likewise, ive never seen an adam bessell video, yet if someone asked me how good he was, id say "well hes mint as fook like, aint he la" but for all i know, he could be a kid with stabilisers, whos spent all the hours id of expecting him to be riding trials practising, perfecting his skills on photoshop. So surely isnt that wrong, making something look better in photoshop is acceptable but only if it did happen.making something which didnt happen, look like the best thing in the world, isnt acceptable(unless its explained its a hoax), especially if its making people money due to the abilities, which they dont actually have. As for it being necessary, no its not necessary, but then its not really necessary to have the internet, photography, or beanie hats, but i still approve of all 3, same as i approve of photoshopping in certain circumstances.

erm, some ebay seller, wasnt the cheapest on there at the time, (but my mate had like no problems buying off them, so i chose to use them) also bare in mind, that was 7 months ago, so the prices will of come down drastically by now.

whats the spec of your pc world system, as march(ish) this year, i bought a full system specs are as follows amd phenom 9500 quad core. 4gb of ram 500 gb hard drive 512mb 8500 gt graphics card 20" tft screen keyboard, mouse, speakers. for £420, arrived ready to go, about 15 days later(could of had it in 3 for an extra £8). leaving you £80 for a decent soundcard(obviously this has got onboard sound with mic inputs etc, but its probably not to your standards.)

He was on about drilling a hole in the silencer(i.e backbox or mid silencer) which it can fail for. for a major leak of exhaust gases. or silencer in such a condition, or of such a type, that the noise emitted from the vehicle is clearly unreasonably above the level expected from a similar vehicle with a silencer in average condition so basically, if its significantly louder than a standard 1.0 litre fiesta is, it should fail.

erm, efforts ive made before. bread and butter toastie, heavily butter bread on both sides, 2 slices, in the toastie, toast. job done. fried bread, well you get bread, and you fry it. job done. im a big fan of tuna and tommy K butties, open a tin of tuna, drain, fill with tommy k, mix, spoon onto some french stick, eat. although whats wrong with a good old pot noodle.

If the rumours are anything to go by, very short term am i right mr "2 pump 1 squirt" tupman. I joke, i havent heard any rumours about his bedroom standards, although i expect when prawn has to pay the bill for his mini, hell be able to tell us.

Ill "+1" your TF recipes thread, and suggest the expansion of T-F to ConT-F (Chees on Toast- Forum) just be careful you dont get your vowels mixed up when applying for the domain name.

triumph herald? or am i just being spazzy?

yea for a lot of people it makes the choice to fight easier. erm, for me, im generally less likely to fight after ive had a few, however im more likely to be involved in a fight. generally im not a guy who goes round kicking peoples heads in for a laugh, but at the same time, if someone wants a fight, and theres gunna be a ruck, id rather some burberry'd up knobhead has a go with me, than with one of my mates. but generally im the kind of person, whos fully aware of what there doing, till its past the point of being able to do it anyway, much like with you and extremely fat girls, by the time you think its a good idea to try and play find the right crease,your so drunk it wont come up, with me, by the time ive got this "hey ill fight any one who looks at me funny, smash me glass down, go "come on then blud" and swagger over to the guy minding his own business in the corner" attitude, i can barely stand. the rest of the time, after a few, im generally thinkin "meh, i dont know if i can fight properly now" or "if he hits me, im gunna be sleeping in my state". but i got plenty of mates who drink 3 pints of cider, think there mike tyson, and will call out anyone for the smallest of things. in the same way youll tell yourself "they are meant to be skinny jeans, shes not just too fat for her clothes" i know people thatll kid onto themselves "hes looking at me funny, and tellin his bird, that im a c**t, im gunna go break his jaw".

unsure on this now, im doing 200ish miles on the friday, and 200ish miles on the monday, so doing 250+ on the sunday as well, isnt looking that appealing right now. however i may be there, funds and fuel price allowing.

Its not just the average immaturity of the forum, its more the way. in chit chat, theres nothing really to rate, or what constitutes something worth rating. Like on the forums ive seen it work on, its either been rating someones artwork/photography, or there advice on cars in technical sections of car forums, or the warez theyve posted up. Rating a topic on how Davetrials saw a bloke get bottled and he got covered in blood, or Smos quest for someone who can read chinese, or sponges 18th birthday thread,or what synergy saw on tv,or whose more popular in an internet search engine. what do you rate and for what reasons? And if its on Bebo, it definitely shouldnt be on here.

Yea but as a mod, i have some kind of respect for you(possibly the reason im on 0%, or possibly cos your scared of my massive guns). So if you warned me, and i didnt think it was right, id probably go "meh, hes a mod, what he says goes" then mutter "bmx riding,photo taking welsh fairy boy" under my breath, or id man up and admit i was wrong before the sm crew hot tailed it round my house with golf clubs and crowbars, or whatever weapons you guys use these days. But if some barely validated new member and his chumpy mates decided to start "burning" me/my posts, and jumping on everything i say that wasnt informative or useful, because id called one of them a nonce for admitting they wore womens perfume, or told them that new idea to improve the forum was about as useful as a 2 legged donkey with chopsticks up his nostrils. Id get hacked off very quick to the point where as an omnivorous (just to keep your theme going) male, i wouldnt be short of of poo which i could bag, and as a working man, wouldnt be short of the money required to post said bags.

i once bet my mate £50 that he couldnt smash a magners bottle on his head. that was £50 down the drain. meh never been bottled, seen it happen plenty of times, had a broken glass shoved me arm though, also broke me finger stabbing it through beer mats. and wrapped a cue ball into me knucles full belt. ah pub injuries for you.

seems to be fixed now, aint dropped out in time.