Fish-Finger-er

When you say a lot? do you mean too much for your diet, or too much for one scoop of ice cream.. because what do you class a scoop as, 100 ml (theres 226 calories in 100ml of haagen dazs), when you think theres 55 calories or so in 100 ml of full fat milk. and how many calories are in 1 teaspoon of sugar... its quite believable how much is in ice cream) also, i would of thought theres more than 187 calories in a pint of milk (sure even the full skimmed stuff, is like 40 calories per 100ml, and semi is like 45) so its going to be nearer 250 (not that it makes much difference, but technically on 2 pints a day, thats almost a stone a year in fat, in calorie terms)

Ive got mates i havent seen for like 3-4 years,mates i know i wont see for another 18 months, but there still my mates, the fact theyve moved to the other side of the world/gone travelling, at the end of the day doesnt change anything... my way of looking at it... if they where in your local pub now would you go for a drink with them?? if so, there your friends (obviously this doesnt count, if your going purely to shag them) likewise... one of my mates way of classing people as friends is... if they died, would you attend their funeral. because at the end of the day you dont attend funerals for the fun of it,you attend them because of your connection to the person.

Erm, add up the protein in everything? its not exactly brilliant, its probably not much cheaper than buying protein (50p per 1 pint shake, a pint of milk is like 35p these days aint it, even when bought in 4 pint containers) but at a guess, theres not going to be much protein in that (as in nowhere near as much as 45g in a 1 pint shake) as lets say its 1/2 pint of milk, thats like 8g of protein. 1/2 a banana is 0.7g of protein. 3 tablespoons of peanut butter is about 12g of protein. and a scoop of icecream will be like 5-6g at a guess (to top up the glass like) So your gettin 29g of protein, but if your worried about calories, (depends on how clean your bulking) theres a mass load in there. I personally hate peanut butter, so i think itd taste pretty awful.

Wear a Helmet you helmet.

Not to mention its a bit fecking rich, from a bloke whos been away skiing for a week?

but likewise, when you wiggle your toes, can you not notice the difference between the same toes on different feet at the end of the day, if my toes didnt move, itd very rarely bother me and the most movement needed by me is to curl them round the end of stuff very occasionally. Your thumbs though, are rather important as far as i can see, for typing, playing computer games,using machines at work, operating cameras, entertaining girls (first 2 in the hole, thumb on the little mound, and the spare 2 to tickle her thigh), and giving the "everythings alright" symbol. movements fairly important. best to get them looked at, make sure there right.

Justice - D.A.N.C.E

It depends how your buying and who your buying off really.. if your 3 for a tenner or the like, of the same bloke, he probably has the same pills for months on end. but if you and your mates are going in and getting 100 for £70, or 500 for £250. we had a guy who used to sell to at those prices, but hed think nothing of pushing out 6 figure batches of pills a week, so youd very rarely get the same pills of him more than twice in a row (bearing in mind even split 10 ways, 500 pills is likely to last you a couple of weeks,unless its a very very very heavy 4/5 day bender). As for where you do them, and there being problems with the law, not really... but police are starting to create "rings" around bus stops, train stations, on the main clubbing streets etc. where everyone has to pass a sniffer dog, if the sniffer dog detects anything, you then go stick your hands in a scanner, and a thorough pat down search occurs. can see at that point, if its on your high street every week, your going to stop doing pills for fear of being put on the same level as your local crackheads and smack addicts. but if it was say a class C, youd be more tempted to sock it, or stick it in your boxers, till you got caught and a friendly caution the 1st time.

isnt the disco pick up a fibreglass jobby, sure i saw the kit on ebay for not much before. (roof, rear bulkhead, side panels, and tailgate)

Ditto on the workshop will, is it yours??

Yea im fully aware of that, even know of someone who did 41, and just about got away with it. (ended up being carried home, and having convulsions on his living room floor). but im more on about the point where kids get hold of it for the first time, kind of like alcohol, theyll drink till theyll sick, but with E's you dont really drop till your sick, you end up dropping till you drop.

the problem of the cheapness of ectasy is also one of its dangers. With alcohol, you can drink, and really unless youve got serious issues, by the time the second bottle of spirits is down, youll be throwing it back up, granted youll be ill for days, you may end with a stomach pump, but its not that bad (and going for nights out, no one seems to get too bad, largely down to the cost of alcohol in clubs and pubs, at £3 a bottle, youngsters cant really get in there with £20, and end up killing themselves. Likewise with coke, i honestly think i must of come close a few times, but dont really think overdosing is that doable/likely (unless youve got several hundred quid and are hitting it over a couple of days/ decide to do a 2 foot line), as generally when you get real real good coke, it doesnt have the regular coke effect, it just shuts you up for a good hour or so, and your unable to do much more(including more coke), and if you have crap coke, you can generally hoof a good few grams in a big session. Despite this fact, im now rather anti cocaine, just because it was getting silly amounts and silly money. Ive never really experimented with ectasy, mainly due it to it scaring me, it scares me that i can go out and get 100 pills for less than the cost of a decent night out. and kill myself 5 times over, and you could quite easily munch 20 pills, before you even started to come up (even on relatively quick acting pills). Which is kind of the reason i think it should be kept as a class A, i could just see too many kids buying 10 for £20 in a club, and 4, waiting 10 minutes not feeling anything, munching another 4, waiting a bit longer, then taking the other 2, before coming up. and most likely putting themselves in a very bad way.

Barry Manilow - Copacabana

I think youve been on drugs sir, for this is the weight training thread. And pussycats.....is like a hell hole, even more so on a thursday, as its cheap drinks, so you get all the junkies and dolies coming out the woodwork (which i guess explains your visit )

Having a hook for a cock could be mighty cool though... Also, having a hook hand, brings you down to the level of abu hamzir, a racial hatred inciter. or captain hook, who was basically a sea gypsy.

to be fair, i couldnt give a toss about sensitivity, id be happy there was one there(itd also probably be permanently erect, but id just took it under my belt, or into my sock like i do at the moment).

nice pun. Because i generally use my arm a good few hundred times a day, i use my cock for about 22 seconds once every year and a half (if im lucky). I wouldnt mind sitting down to pee, itd be a nice rest. Prosthetic limbs always look gash, but i should imagine with a lump of plastic, and some spare skin off an organ donor, you could get something vaguely realistic grafted on there, that could be a very respectable size, and shed just think you where awesome at the the pump™. Not to mention, how many people rip disabled people, dont really think many people would know about that disability(and lets be honest, if you where walking round naked so they could see, i think youd probably have bigger issues than them laughing at your cock)

Yea and what if i want to pick my nose and scratch my arse at the same time?? (as come on, there not things you really want to be caught doing, so if youve got any sense you do both at the same time, and its all done so much quicker, not to mention it means theres no risk of you doing the same hand at the wrong end mistake) As for pulling with arm, i doubt it, women dont want boyfriends they feel sorry for, do they? (Genuine question, i thought they wanted lambrini and a bloke who knows how to use 2 fingers to do things other than wolf whistle)

No offence fatty but you cant pull with all 4 limbs, i dont see you having much chance to use your intact penis being 1/4 shop mannequin. Id definitely lose the penis, as despite both my penis and my arm being similar in size, i cant scratch my arse or pick my nose with my penis.

thats total bollocks, although the usher in ODEON wrexham seemed to think along your lines too, bunch of prudes the lot of you.

agreed, shes marriage material, like proper "the one". so much so, that my attempts to find a bird as fit as her online has failed. however, her eyes alone, could quite easily make me debate proposing.

You think thats down to the death penalty? pretty sure its just down to the ready availability of guns, something which is slowly getting better/worse(dependant on whether you mean the availability, or the gun situation in the uk). Along with everyone being over familiar with guns. The trouble is, imo, gun control is almost too tight in this country as it is, as someone with a semi keen interest in shooting (something my dad was into when he was alive, which i never really bothered with, but kind of want to try now) its rather hard to get into, due to licensing (i primarily want a gun for small bore (.223 /.22 centrefire etc) hunting), cant get a gun without an FAC, cant really get an FAC for anything other than a shotgun without either being a member of a gun club (which you quite often cant do without an FAC, as there wary to take on new members) or having written permission to shoot (which is kind of hard to get when you cant actually make the offer to control pests for people, as you dont actually have a gun or a license for one at the moment) not only that, the easy option to getting a gun, is to join a target shooting club, get your FAC, get a gun, then go get written permission for hunting, but the local FAO will check with the gun club your a member of, when you last attended, and will suggest revoking your FAC if you dont attend regularly enough(which you wouldnt really if youd got a rifle to go rough shooting etc on a weekend). but the guns themselves are too easily available, shotguns are available for as little as £30 these days,rifles that where used in the wars (Mosin-Nagant rifles used in both the wars, as well as being the vasilly zeitsev sniper rifle of choice,and being featured in a fair few video games, are available for under £100, and would dispatch a human at a quarter of a mile quite easily) Handguns arent exactly that hard to get hold of either, its only really the sub machine guns, assault rifles and machine guns that are hard to get hold of(im not exactly gangster connected, im just a country boy, in the LDN endz it might be a different story)

point44 trials?? .44 trials , .four4 trials? Blastocladiales trials? Cranatia trials? kinda like the first 3, as there all ". " then a number, makes them sound like a gun calibre, and therefore cool.

surely its a lot easier to get out of, (and a better charge to be convicted of) than getting done carrying a knife. "Ah crap, ive been at work today, must of left it in my pocket and not noticed (only works for tradesmen really)" or "Was in the middle of putting a new fuse in the plug on the tv/kettle/hairdrier,when the taxi turned up" Another little question if you dont mind, about going equipped, at what point does someone get prosecuted... take this for example, im a mechanic by trade, im also slightly dodgy by nature, but i quite often get phone calls off mates etc, telling me theyve locked their keys in their car etc. (ive had 2 off fish in the last 33 days FFS), now at work, ive got a few little bits ive obtained/bought, to allow me to get into locked cars (panel pump,couple of metal inserts from wiper blades,with a triangular cut out at the end,and a few bits of bent wire, along with some serrated plastic wedges), now the amount of times this would of come in handy with mates etc is unbelievable, would carrying this in the back of my car be classed as going equipped, or would they more than likely just believe i carried it round for when mates inevitably lock their keys in their car.

He plans to have it in half a decade. thats after august einstein, not to mention, who said your invited, and who lets you have the ideas, its JT's stag doo,hes going to do it his way,(up until he gets stupidly drunk, and ends up duct taped to the back of a double decker bus wearing a mankini.