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Fish-Finger-er

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  1. Dammit, wheres my BB gun when I need it Only joking, have a great un, doing whatever a 19 year old does these days(is stabbing and smoking soap bar still the in thing?)
  2. The Echo for those that are interested, thatd be me then, once i get back from france, im 99.9% ones going to be on the buying list.
  3. looks gash in grey, rather buff in black, although the bars and stem are terrible, hoping the echo version has a different downtube.
  4. yea but thats not where it ends with you is it, youd end up porking her, whereas fatty probably undid the bra strap, she said "enoughs enough scrotum face" he blew his load, and went home happy.
  5. As opposed to fatty who lives the live of a 13 year old, guessin how big a girls tits are(chances are there wearing incorrectly fitted bras anyway) and undoing bra straps.
  6. do you mean the bank holiday or the 24th? bank holidays the 31st.
  7. sorry to keep pestering, but are they 135 or 116 spacing?? and horizontal or vertical? and disc tab? (you may be having a £600ish order off me at the end of september the way things are going)
  8. adam, (or inur, but you wont be getting an order as your a bit too far east for my liking, by about half a continetnt) any more specs to reveal, like....price? expected dates? or is very much a "need to know" basis at the moment, and im just a guy, who doesnt need to know.
  9. Also, have I been living under a rock, or are Echo V adapters new on the scene?? does this also mean Deng, is in all likeliness looking at bringing out a 24" frame. If so, this could be pretty cool. (thinking like the old echo ES-2 styling, with inspired geometry)
  10. pass, I had a juicy 3 on the back of the all mountain/xc bike , wore the pads out, stuck a set of sintered superstar components pads on there, bedded them in, and they where insanely good. I then upgraded to juicy carbons, with what looked to be standard pads in them(got them second hand) rode with them, then stuck my old superstar pads back in there. and they where mint.
  11. add to that list your massive ego and your onto a sure winner? not wanting to slam down on your oh so fine ass(As youd put it) but... you earn loadsa money? dont you work in a bikeshop? surely that cant pay that well, and neither can doing a bit of logging on the side. if your trying to win women over with your bank balance, you may as well go get a hooker? as for being educated, a gentleman, a hard worker with high aspirations, to be honest, its not the 1930's no more, women arent really into that. also, i suspect you rarely meet women(due to the fact you dont go to college, dont go clubbing, a lot of your mates are older people into cars and shiz, so its not like there birds are gunna introduce you to their mates etc). and.. you say you still get your knob wet, so surely the problem actually lies in your ability to hold a women down(and im not talking obtain the upper position and control her with your body weight till you can get the gaffa tape ready) which, if your anything like me, is down to the fact, that actually having someone hanging off your arm, costing you money, making you go and watch sh*t films you dont want to go and see and introducing you to her stuck up their own ass wannabe middle class penge minge scummy mates who think their the real deal because theyve practically got a sponsorship from boots for the amount of make up they buy and in turn their dressed by topman,ripped by dianabol,wankered by tea time, hated by everyone boyfriends. Sits below going out clubbing, riding your motorbike and flossing with razor wire on your list of priorities. either that, or once you get past the first date niceness, your actually a jeb end.
  12. personally id go for superstar components sintered pads, granted its on my xc bike, but there way better than the standard avid pads, and at like £25 for 4 pairs, there stupidly hard to fault.
  13. only spam adams giving her, is his spam dagger, and guessing hes been to band camp as well, hes well up for the challenge.
  14. You wanna see the nominations for sexiest female member?? Ill be honest, Glens probably going to win that category too, he gains entry based on the fact, he cant reverse park, he wears make up(or UV SICK RAVE paint at least),he moans like a woman, he seems to be constantly on his period, and hes got a nice pair of B cups, but its basically between him,Hannah "the blacksmith" Shucksmith, or Jenn Wheeler, but she already loses votes by not being an active member.
  15. Surely whatever sexual powers Joe possesses will have been passed onto Glen when he drank some genuine Maher juice at nass??
  16. person most likely to take everything i say as gospel : wierdoku.
  17. be quiet, bummer boy boats likes to keep it on the down low.
  18. Big cover up story. If you want to know it, you dont get to know it, it just happens basically, one day, when your ready, youll be approached, then youll know. edit: fish, get rid of it now. no one must know edit2: no need for the wallowing in self pity bit, your not jardo, sorry mate.
  19. JT : most likely to end up living in a caravan. I think ill have that award off adam right about now, woot, thats one to get me started. TF's sexiest male: nominations: Joe Maher Dave Trials Glen TF WBC heavyweight champion: think this will need a prawn vs bigman boxing match at prawns on the august bankholiday, PPV only. TF's most likely to win the "pull a munter" competition, inadvertently: Glen TF's most likely to die in a plane crash due to flying without due care and attention(due to offering to buy peoples bikes via iphone) adamtrials. TF's most likely to regret that tattoo if he ever does break edge: Jonmack TF's most likely to end up with a poo being thrown at his house tonight: Fish (not that ive got plans or anything,honest)
  20. theres a bloke who mots his cars at work, sure hes got an RS like that, of a similar vintage, hes got one 911 targa top, of like lates 60's/early 70's. then a slightly newer race car, which is sweet as hell.
  21. Currently awaiting a letter to drop through my door, no idea on the speed really, except i think it was rather high, heres hoping for 3 points, as opposed to a summons for more points/a ban.only trouble is a lad was killed in the same spot by a speeding driver about 6 months ago (not quite the same,as the speeding driver had no insurance, tax, or license, and it was a hit and run, leaving the lad on the road to be run over by another car about a minute later) so i think if it goes to court, i may get the proverbial book thrown at me.
  22. How the hell would you know what that feels like, you still sittin round squatting 39.5 lbs??
  23. cos he wants a sick ass 6 pack that the ladies will love(i assume) although really, hes probably got the abs already under the flab, even the weediest guys have a six pack when they drop body fat low enough.
  24. how have you got it? if youve got it in either crystal/powder form, or a gel oven cleaner, just paint it on the rim outside, leave it sittin there, then wash it off with a hosepipe and a brush, if it comes as a liquid can you not paint it on in layers. (keep an eye on it, as it will eat the aluminium if left too long) it wont burn through steel, so an old steel bath/oil drum or the like, if theyll fit in there.
  25. loctite, if you havent got any, toothpaste on the threads will do the trick
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