Si-man

Ive ordered loads of stuff from china, and not had to pay any hidden charges, all been in the p+p

haha you pleb. Theres an upper and lower part you know... haha

If you want different, then dont choose pink Get a custom colour spray paint made up at a paint place, will be unique then

We had a plane blow over at the airport yesterday, lorries fall over by work (work on the main road that leads to the prom), cars crashing, a tree fell over 2 cars infront of my mate who was driving to meet his gf. IS mental! Apparently a man got hit in the face in town by a bit of slate and it ripped half his bottom jaw off

Book a room in a hotel, and let her scream the place down haha, dress up as hitler, and paint a swastika around your cock. Hahahaha you cruel b*****d LMFAO!!

You missed of head

Remembered another one where I was a Nazi spy and had to assasinate Winston Churchill. Thing is, I basically looked like adolf hitler, but with my body, and i could speak german even though I cant Was really weird, didnt manage to kill him though, dream took too long and ended up waking up. Come on you bastards, tell us some dreams then!

Right, prepare for a mind f**k as it confused the living shit out of me. Started out with me and my mate dave driving around the country in his mini, visiting random places and racing. Then, going down the motorway, he decided to handbrake turn and go back on himself, only to have to stop because of what seemed like a traffic jam. we got out the car and wandered to the front to find that a group of chetchan?? rebels had blocked off the motorway and were shooting up cars and people. Then, i pulled out a gun and started shooting at them, and ran up the embankment and the followed me in their land rovers. Next thing I know im in some old victorian style train station running for my life, hiding in some cafe. Stole a car, little metro jobby, and ended up being chased around lancaster, f**k knows why i thought of there carried on getting chased back to blackpool (hometown) and back to my work, where a full blown fire fight broke out in my work, and i ended up somehow stuck in an injection moulding machine hiding from the enemy. I managed to kill most of the enemy bar 2, where i captured one and stuck him in between the 2 tool halves of the injection moulding machine and began to slowly close the mould on him, a fraction at a time (baring in mind this machine has 350 tonnes of clamping force) Killed him slowly and painfully, then found the last man and torured the f**k out of him. Batteries attatched to his nads, pins under the finger nails, picking him up by his balls etc. Finally hung him off an A frame used to lift the 1 tonne plus tools. then i woke up after twatting my head off the bed... All in all, a really f**ked up experience but i wouldnt mind doing it again.

Haha Atleast its more imaginative than most of the shite in here I would validate him before you put it that way

Isnt it you that should be riding the dirt Either that, or she has a strap on Cant you tell im bored

Hmm, i was 12 stone when i used to ride mine, funny, it lasted 2 years and is still rideable... Im not exactly th elightest of riders and did ride it hard.

Why do you want to be sponsored so much? Have you taken into consideration the ammount of pressure that will get put on you atall, due to the fact that the sponsor will want you to win all the time or he will go elsewhere?? etc There really is no point in being sponsored, unless your a f**king beast and can tap houses and shit lol

never needed to be validated, joined ages ago haha

Made some Warcraft mouse mats at work, only place in the world to make these ones Tempted to nick some and sell them to you lot. Think they are for the new game aswell

Just kill the Ex Bf, then you have her all to yourself.

AMAZING USE OF WORDING AND GRAMMER THERE MATEY!!! Bellend.

Thats my old beast, about 4 years ago haha! Just found pics of when the middle bit of the moonrocks that wasnt rideable cause of contruction!!! f**k, that was aaaggges ago!

For some reason that made me lol haha Not used to seeing the poo meistro laugh lol

Haha guy at halfords has one of them, is piss funny seeing it tan it past then the dump valve let off haha

Cheques ive always posted have taken 5 days Might be the bank your with like.

GT looks mint! Mate used to have a redline with a bash plate on it, used it for trialsy stuff aswell, well, getting up stuff anyway Congrats on getting validated so fast, new members, take a leaf out of this fellas book

Try to stay away from aluminium nipples, as they tend to seize up and round off alot. Best of sticking to the brass or steel ones to tell the truth

Did hope make you a dildo so you can pleasure yourself over they're quality? I bet if they made say, cars, you would also bum them. Get's really annoying after a while

Im 20 this year, and I also have a thing called 'Work' that requires me to be up early.

I tend to wake up at 6.14 every day, a minute before my alarm is to go off. It's weird, it's asif my body is on a timer or something, because I always wake up then