Si-man

Surgical spirits. Hardens your feet, should work on your hands. Only way is to keep riding until they harden up

Never spin around on rails in the street. Did it in edinburgh, on the long alley behind princes street, and f**k me. I went to do a roll over it, not realised it span, and absolutly raped the floor with my forehead. hurts alot, and is highly embarrasing, not advisable.

Always make sure that the barrel of an air rifle aims out the window aswell as the sights. Failure to do this will end up in you hitting the frame, roof then your best mate in the top of the head haha! Were funny that

Erm, dont do that lol. Just put an M6 helicoil in, saves faffing

Pete makes me piss

and why is that??

Neither am i, but if you just start shouting and going sick, then htey get scared. Also, see how far you can throw one Nope, its called using your brain and being faster than them at neutralising the situation (if you have a hard enough punch anyway or are just lucky) Bunny hop to his side at speed = one piss funny moment. Just imagine him rolling down the hill haha!

Oil will be gone in about 50 years anyway at the rate its running out now. Pensions arent the be all and end all. Make a saving account that you cant access till you are say 40, and add like £200 a month to it

Not going to be 5 star accomodation is it! Course you have to do heli simulations, what happens if one you are in goes down in a storm, like the one of morecambe bay the other month that killed about 8 people?? If you cant get out in a simulator, then you wont pass and go onto the rig. It's all health and safety and done for your benefit. Do you not like water or something? You do advanced swimming and stuff, i was going to go on the rigs after i finished my national diploma.

I expected lots of rolling, which would be expected at that speed. The media hyped it up loads, thats why people were disappointed

Loctite will do f**k all... Was it one of the T-pros that had the wrong sized bb shell?? I still have my frame that had that problem, only rode it for 2 hours haha!

How the hell has it threaded!? I would have thought that the thread for the insert would have stripped before the helicoil... Grease them up next time, then they cant fuse together, which probably caused it to fail. (steel on steel contact)

Apex Twin- come to daddy That monster thing is f**king freaky, and the old lady is ace. I actually like pretty much all the vids, something about them that makes me wanna see more. Michael Jackson- Earth song Quality video, a classic. Prodigy- No good Just a f**king tune, my favourite band and song About all really, since I don't have MTV or the likes, so dont really see many videos.

So what if she has big arms, might have wankers arms like most lads haha. Ill leave you to imagine the rest and how lol.

He hasnt done anything to the phone since he got it. Although, when he types in a number it shows a quill, and like scriptive numbers when you type. f**k knows what it is, but it's cool as f**k!

E900XXFG1 Thats what his says mate

I couldnt help but piss myself laughing when she started speaking. Hahaha!

Why did you format it?? I just got my bro a 2gb one for his, all he did was insert it and away he went.

Still less corrosive, because you have just reduced its concentration which is its corrosivness lol. Anti freeze has oil in it anyway, so it will help lube up the hydraulics and rubber seals.

AHAHAHAHAHA! that's mint, you look like a white version of that guy off "dont be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood" Class!! Guy on the right

For some reason, that pic of poopipe made me piss. I thought he was about 40 haha! (sorry matey haha) 'Tis weird putting faces to names Holy jesus, from that angle prawn looks like one of my mates lol. weird shit

I also get problems with it just deciding to not respond on certain pages. Rather pissed off cause now it wont let me go on this webcam site haha

To the no sex people... technically, if you say no to her and she decides to mount you, then it wont count because you didnt want it and its rape. Just do that for the rest of your life haha makes sense in my head anyway lol

Well, i would lie to the person saying yes, but im not missing much, since i aint done the deed yet lol. Cant miss what you havnt tried!

Think Davetrials is gonna win, he gets a new bike every few days lol