Si-man

Buy a half sized machete off ebay, I got one, sharp as fook and a nice deterant (or if your a maniac, amputating device) He sounds like a rite fag, if he does anything, you know where he is, go round with lots of friends with masks on, kick his door down and batter anything that moves inside.

haha! nah I wont murder you Dave. got a rock stuck in my hand today and that hardly bled, weird

He will be soon if he doesnt get his shit together by the sounds of it.

haha oh yes. some guy tried to melt a speed camera, not realising the computer was underground haha!

Thermite is good for that, melts through engine blocks even!

Yer i had one once haha, hated it. One that was popular round here was the townie cut, like a bowl cut, only they had hair coming down from the very top of their heads, tehn underneath was shaven to the skin if you can imagine that. Looked absolute bollocks to tell the truth lol. Bowl cuts were all the rage in the old days lol

There was a facing tool going for £50 on ebay the other day, have a look under "hope" Also some nice cheap hope mono trials going on there.

Used to bruise really easily when i was little. Bleed quite abit though, but i sort of induce that by squeezing the wound cause i like seeing my blood for some reason. I bet we could make you bruise and bleed with a baseball bat... Your only semi invinsible if you have that desease that stops you feeling pain, then you could stab yourself as much as you want and it wont hurt, but, you will die like lol

Well how does that stop him sending a package for 2 weeks?? He did that to me id come round and take the b*****d along with some teeth Its not hard to get off your arse, walk to a post office, hand over parcel and money is it, takes the piss. Even if that isnt the case, still takes the piss because you can get a friend or relative to post it if your to busy crashing.

Ice, what ice?? You on the top of a mountain?? Been hot all over the UK for a while now.

Wasnt there when people above you posted. Confusing topic aswell.

Sounds even more suspicious the story above, also, he said he used paypal about 4 times you blind get

Dont get a W850i, they open in your pocket and call people when you dont want them to. It also managed to text someone and find the name from my list, wtf!! The camera is also about as good as using foreskin to stick a shelf to a wall. Bro has that E900 thing as does a mate at work. If you have wide fingers then I wouldn't bother as you will end up throwing you phone through a window after about 4 seconds of using the navigation buttons. Instead of having it as a touch part with a plastic bit around it so you dont catch it by accident, its one BIG touch f**k, why!!

He said himself hes thick, which shows considering hes been told the place to go about 4 times...

lovely stuff that. Gonna get the proper stuff when i go poland this year with work.

Funny how people moaned when there wasnt a trials specific brake, then moan because there is one If you do all that has been said, it will be piss easy to set up, not exactly hard in the first place. People also buy them because they are made by a well recognised company. People who go on about buying a BB7 piss me right off. As for cleaning, stay away from things that are oil based. Degreaser is your best bet, then a piece of brillo pad or wire wool

If its a TUS one then its the real thing, a .bin and .cue file. Its a f**king class film, they are fighting ninja things now and kicking the shittles out of them

Just watching it now, when he was a young lad he was a bloody nutter!

Got to say, I agree with him on this one. They are bloody amazing brakes when you set them up and get blood on tehm from slicing your knuckles lol. Brillo pad the rotor, jesus it makes tehm good.

JT!, that was rather mental. I play sonic on my phone at work while drowning asians, passes the time i suppose Banned for 7 days for completely un-needed racism

think they are on about the comic relief episode, dont think you will be able to download it yet

someone needs firing

hahaha, i remember one summer we were riding morecambe, and luke and the bradford lot had come down. Police woman/ community woman on a bike came over and started givin us the 1 2. cant remember what exactly happened but luke is a f**king god haha, all i can remember is pissin myself laughing and this woman getting very angry and calling for backup. ahh the good old days

Im with him. sounds like utter bullshit to me. were on about full bikes not the frame. there is no way you t bird could weigh that unless it has 400000 holes in it.