Si-man

Chris in preston used to alllways throw his bike back in the day. Im sure he threw a chris king wheel into the docks once...

At work its "Big Si from cripple creek" haha. They all think im a secret hit man who hurts people and shit. And because i have a cordless angle grinder and a ski mask, they say i kill with it lol. bastards

i charge £2000 a head EDIT: and not for head, you horny adolescents

Looks about 2foot long and 6 foot tall. Bit silly looking really. They are hard enough to ride as it is without making the front end as high as a tower crane.

I have one episode with the trials on it on VHS somewhere. used to be on challenge tv alot.

Halfords professional also use a lifetime guarantee. Not broke any of their tools yet and i use them hard. Plus, its easier to get replacement parts as halfords are all over the place.

halfords professional are better. Destroyed a snap on tap other day, 20mm one, 1st time using and it split in 2 If you want good quality allen keys, buy Facom. One of the best makes you can get, use em al work, spot on. I use them loads and im a heavy handed b*****d at times and still not rounded!

Rubber mallet, twat it in the non freewheeling direction. Had to do it to a cassette last night after it burrowed its way into my Pro II freehub.

Im supposed to be on 10mb, but by the looks of it only getting 2mb. Thats the c**ts at virgin media for you.

Shut it down and turn it off at the wall. If it comes back on then, you have Jonny 5 as a computer. Plus, it eliminates people stealing your internet if you have unprotected wireless.

Pissed it down here but thats it, no flooding or anything. There is currently lots of ww2 planes and stuff flying about for Blackpool Air Show haha. It pays to live in zee north west (touch wood)

Im wanting another one. had a dream last night about getting one so i think its a sign. Think ill go for a prodigy one, asin the band. Fav band you see. A cool one for a bike enthusiast x100 would be a disk brake and caliper with hose, having the caliper by the ankle, hose wrapping round leg to a lever on the thigh. Hmm

tie him to a tree naked and dont untie him till he tells you his bank details and tells you where his card is. works everytime

Im getting it now! Love your mixes. Happy birthday aswell in 14 mins 34kb/s lol, gonna be a late night tonight!

Well within your rights to not say anything and get a solicitor if they suspect you and stick you in the car. I got told by policeman on a power trip to get a life because i was sat on a playpark at the age of 19 just after playing a game of footy right next to the playpark on the footy pitch. I f**king LOVE the police...

Been sunny as fook here and 29 degrees. Been outside dismantling garden tables all day for new ones, loving it.

I hope you pay this mate of yours a visit with your friend stanley. Sounds like a tosser really.

Ebay, about £60

Well, start by telling us where abouts you live so that people can say if they live near you etc. How old are you by the way? Just little things like that

Just buy one that has sealed bearings so you don't have to faff around servicing them all the time. Will feel nice and smooth and should last ages.

A hammer and a screwdriver. Just hit it on its top edge (from inside the steerer tube) and it should pop out. Alternate sides aswell after each hit so you dont egg the tube.

Full stops arghh that was reading torture!!

Dont have to be a full bred muslim to go to a mosque... Any one of those lads on the wall could follow islam religion

Me on left at the age of 6, brother is 2 haha

There is nothing wrong with being able to make bombs and projectiles, its how you use them that makes it wrong lol