HAHahahahaha, I just spat tea all over my lap, you b*****d Mine was when i was in edinburgh. Alley behind princes street, outside this little cafe. There were these black rails for attatching bikes etc to. didnt realise they span. rolled round it, twatted my head on the floor. Thing is, did it infront of about 100 people haha. Cried my arse off and went in a right mood apparently. Another one, was 11, having a beat (just figured out what my cock was for) in the front room to some music video I think haha. f**king mum walked in, saw the whole thing. She just looked at me, turned round and walked out. didnt speak to her for about a week after that hahaha