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She had a massive moan at me then so I decided enough is enough. Shes crying or something now, but im a heartless b*****d and ignoring her.

Might be single soon. Actually looking forward to it. She's a bloody nutter I swear, i'm sure she makes things up.

Ah, the mega fit one?

One on the right is well Rodney off only fools and horses haha

It's no chode no haha. Anyway, stop talking about my willy and moan more about women.

Never been London, heard stories from Jay though, pretty much like that in Hackney lol. I like how people won't see a film because it has chavs in it. Trife off Kidulthood went into The Bill Tony off Skins was in Kidulthood aswell Looks a good film, obviously if you hate violence and death its not going to be your cup of tea.

I have the 250gb version of that one. Is nice and fast and has a cool orange light down the front of it

The ones with like the goosebumps are bums. I got 12 haha, not bad really

I will be seeing it. The advert gives me goosebumps everytime I see it.

LMFAO! Id just burst out laughing if that happened, like the time my mum caught me wanking HAHA

Did it ages ago mate. So last month haha. Apparently im a wide boy which made me laugh my head off mid sesh.

GF just text me saying "do you think this is working?" Might be a good time to get out me thinks, been stressed all day at work about that lad. Was her ex, I wanna meet him before it ends though. Women, my hand was better than she was.

Back to front haha. Who in their right mind would want pooey bollocks unless your gay or into scat lol. Front to back, sat down.

Finishing off my 2nd year apprenticeship as a mechanical engineer. 1 year to go then im a fully qualified technician and will be on good wages. Got a ND in manufacturing engineering aswell with a P,M,P. Going to be doing a HND after my apprenticeship though, so another 2 years at college. Nearly done 4 as it is lol. WIll all be worth it eventually though

Gf just text me a message meant for someone else and was like you still picking me up tonight for half past. If she wants to piss me off shes going the right way about it, Ill kill the b*****d if he trys out. Oooo the old me is re-surfacing again and I dont want it to. Argh, women! Wound up to feck now. I know she won't do anything, but it reeeally is playing on my mind now and her house is only 15 mins away... Jealousy, my worst enemy

Nice one man. how old are you anyway? Nearly had a spasm trying to read half of the thread though haha

I feel like killing mine again tonight. Shes still in a shitty mood. She's also turned her phone off because I didnt answer the phone in the 2nd ring (was on the bike at the time). f**k OFF.

Listening now, song at 10:18 is mint (thats asin time, so 18 mins into show lol)

Clarytin or benadryl Then I have some optrex eye drops, seems to make the stinging go away. I am usually really bad just before I go to work.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA What a tit

They wouldn't get very far in my house. Throwing knives are fun as are the rest of the things i have. Gas mask is the best though, would shit them up big time then you can attack them with your sword of the pork variety

I found this in my dads wardrobe when I was about 11 Haha Didn't really listen to it at school, to busy watching the fit nurse playing with condoms and fake cocks, deffinate waste banding moment going on there

f**k that. Sea and concrete more like

Women are f**king idiots Mine has decided to go in a rather shit mood with me because a girl I know told one of her friends im going out with her for the hell of it. She wouldnt tell me to my face and expected me to find out telepathically. Bint also put the phone down on me then. f**king women!

Luckily I already have my swords from ages ago lol. Got a proper Gurkha khukuri, is sick as f**k and is abit sharp Also got a machete. These are from my days of being weird and obsessed with weapons