Si-man

Would be 7 years this month. Not ridden properly for about 3 now.

Scouse girls are loud as f**k. The accent alone is enough to make me angry lol

f**king brick up the ©unts door so he cant leave his room. Id be on multiple murder charges if I was there, has to be slient otherwise I go mad haha.

Yer, Id rather not have a cotton bud stuck down my piss hole thanks.

Ive had the spasms where it makes me bolt upright in bed. Pain in the arse.

Have a look at rock laptops. Might be a wee bit more but they are good.

Laptops are shit compared to Desktops if you want gaming performance. Have to spend over £2k for a decent one and even they are rubbish compared to about £1k for a good desktop. Depends what it's being used for though?

Set fire to a bin on the park once. Was yellow pages day too so had plenty of paper to burn. Stuck 4 deodorant cans into the bottom of the bin and filled the rest with yellow pages and lit it. Took a good 15 minutes for the cans to ignite, but f**k me, they didn't half go. The sky was on fire with floating bits of flaming paper from the blast. Good fun, fire brigade got called though so we had to do one. I miss being 13.

True. The illuminations are one of the most popular attractions in the UK, all they are are lights lol.

The clue was in "overheat". Meant motorbike. Very few riders in Blackpool now.

Good fun riding them though as long as your bike doesn't overheat easily. Good fun dodging the people who sell shit in the middle of the road.

I was going to go, but its been shit for the last 5 years Ive been going so didnt bother. All I know is that it pissed it down for about 2 hours and there was a massive fight after or something.

That one got me hammered at New Year. About 35 of us playing it. Worst one was taking a sip of a new can, putting it down, then picking it up with the wrong hand by accident. One guy had to down 4 cans, was either an idiot or wanted to get pissed fast.

Piano is by far one of my favourite sounding instruments. Used to play when I was younger, did it for about 4 years, got good then went to high school and binned it off for heavy metal music lol. A quality bit is Yirmua- river flows in you. Check it on youtube. Might not be technical, but its still brilliant.

Whittingham Asylum in Preston is good. Loads of security though so you gotta be on your toes.

Use the gravel cleaner every 3rd day with around about 6L being changed, then dose it with Nurafin cycle. Tank is still in cycle at the moment, on week 3 of being set up and the new pump has only been in there just over a week as the one I got with the kit was shite. Tank measures 500x300x250 (LxHxD) Albino catfish, about 60mm long. Golden lionhead, he's a greedy f**ker. White one didnt like its picture being taken. Tank at night. Added 2 moss balls and the pot for the catfish to go in, he's always in there. Water is still a lovely browny green colour, going though with water changes. When sticking wood in the tank, dont do what I did and stick it in after 2 hours lol.

A load of my mates came back 2 days before Leeds finished, said it was utter shite

Not buying anymore. Just sticking with these 2 and the catfish. Lionheads are growing pretty quick! Ill get pics when the water clears, stuck some bogwood in there and after a week the water went a lovely tea colour. (didnt soak it for long enough to remove the tanning) Partial water changes are making it bugger off now though. Also, with it being a 35L tank, dont really want to put much more in it.

Its gotta be We Were Soldiers. Could watch that over and over, its f**king brilliant. Also Braveheart, must have watched that about 200 times lol.

Decided to buy a fish tank. Got myself 2 Lionhead goldfish (1 gold, 1 white with orange head) and an albino catfish so far.

It's a sign telling you not to play such a rubbish game

Old b*****d. Im 22 in like 2 months

His mouth? Dirty boy

Did 2 years as an maintenance engineer fixing Injection moulding/ litho print machines. Trained for 5 years doing mechanical engineering, seems like 5 minutes lol.

Should play BF2, Project reality mod