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Si-man

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  1. You and bloody photoshop! You did do a good job of my cat though.
  2. A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. * * * * * * * * * Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. * * * * * * * * * At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. * * * * * * * * * That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" * * * * * * * * * The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. * * * * * * * * * A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. * * * * * * * * * 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. * * * * * * * * * Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." * * * * * * * * The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
  3. Nice, apart from what looks like about 2" of stackers Mates BMX frame and forks were that colour, pure sex!
  4. They don't have to wait long if they abide by the rules. I've seen people get validated in a day after only 1 post.
  5. Si-man

    My Astravan

    haha shit unlucky buck, was that on your way to college or for a ride lol
  6. Well if you read most of the threads, there is utter shite posted but complete wank pots! They get kept in here so that the rest of the forum isnt contaminated. An example, the wethepeople forum doesnt have this sort of thing, and you usually get wankers posting bollocks on it and being tits. Noone can do anything about it.
  7. LMFAO ahahahahahahahahahah Nice one Mark
  8. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anzo you legend!!! Im literally pissing myself laughing at this topic, especially the bit about whats it hoof base hahahahahahaha
  9. Yer with a masive stick lol
  10. LMFAO hahahahahahahahahaa you have a very nice bum jason hahahahahahahaha Ummm like a peach!
  11. The funny thing about it is you actually admitted to being scene Exactly!! f**k me, if I cant even move my cock/balls/legs then I get sooooooo pissed off!!!!! He must not have alot down there, or it retreats back inside him
  12. LMFAO, we are talking about jely now hahaha Bloody dirty gets! have your bedtimes wanks!
  13. oh my god i never knew about that, thats ace!!!!!!!!!!!!
  14. Well if you eat a whole packet in one it might yes since there is alot of glucose in it. you only supposed to eat one cube when your exhausted to boost your enrgy levels up lol
  15. 18 up front, 13 at back That is for mod btw
  16. Rossi is worse for that, he says ROFL and Lol all the time haha, stupid sod!
  17. yer i tried linking wiggle but you cant Aye that will do you well, get that one If any shops near you sell them then try them on to feel for comfort, moveability etc, some can be a pain in the arse!
  18. Is it a seatclamp thats part of the seattube?? Like welded to it?
  19. http://www.chainreactioncycles.com/Models.aspx?ModelID=11531 I had the in the 2004 model, also a really good bag with obviusly less storage area, still a great bag though Has a place designed for hand pumps on it aswell
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