Si-man

Shh.

Ooft

Brilliant

Not that into her. Loads of tattoos on girls and a manly voice is a bit of a turn off. zooey deschanel out of Elf. Got a look of Katy Perry in her which makes her even better.

Blame the heels

hahahahaha. Please can you video that.

Faaaaack. One reason I watch Hollyoaks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdNAZ8868YE&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7bKx0-shPI&a=GxdCwVVULXeX-richH5dG7fdsNN1UMAI&list=ML&playnext=1 Well good. He's got some sick moves too.

Carrera's. Brilliant bikes with pretty decent parts too.

Annoying sod aren't you

That black honda thing a few up from this looks like a TVR.

Pretty sure that Bora on air bags comes to one of the local meets.

f**k that. They would have 10 printers out before they were even able to print.

I want to build a shed, brick, insulation, electricity the lot. Shame I don't have the room.

Turps Thermite

Brother has it, says its wank. Multi player: Takes an absolute age to kill someone, cross hair isn't even in the middle of the screen like every other FPS on the planet, and the games take about 15 minutes to load. Says the single player is good though.

Kinda one of those spur of the moment things, plus, anger kinda builds up pretty quick in me. I think if you came home to someone with your wife you'd get the shotgun and the shovel out.

Id get rid of her. If I caught her cheating, then id probably reshape the guys head with my boots.

Anal Bleaching Cheese Duck Egg Fried Grey Hurt Igloo Jalopy Krypton Lesbian Mullet Nobbys Ovary Percy Qualm Robber Stick Turnip Umbilical Vermin Wank Xylophone Yacht Zoo

Currently making a DIY feeding/ rest ledge for my gecko out of polystyrene, tiling grout, paint and a magnetic aquarium glass cleaner. Looks good, and has probably saved me £15 Another one of the little beast. Going to try and get one of it just before lights out when it goes dark browny purple.

Can kill up to a mile with a .22 cartridge

Photos of you have your face in it? I'll get rid for £6k Tell her threats mean nothing unless she goes through with it. She will then think you dont give a shit and either do it or murder you instead. Your choice

Just made up a mix of 1 mango, 1 pear and some honey (your Mrs mixture) It licked it afew times, then burried its face inside it haha! Got an ice cube tray full of the stuff, hopefully the CGD should be here monday so can mix some in with it once its defrosted.

Pistons exploded causing it to pit like f**k.