Si-man

how longs a piece of string...

i know what you mean, my dad plugged his ipod in, and it put all my music onto it before he could say f**k sake! Is truly wank

I love black and silver parts, look boss. Gold looks f**king aweful, looks so tacky its untrue

back hops are shit, front hops is where its at

f**kin hell, pisses me off that just because someone gets a star tattoo or a cut line automatically makes them an emo. Grow up twats

I'd have the dotted line with an arrow saying "insert up to here..." or if your an amputee victim, get the dotted line with scissors just above the amputated part lol

dont act like it wasnt you

arent you a clever ©UNT...

I wear £3 tesco value jeans

you blind?? was mint lol, the bike was a shed if you didnt notice... i think some people on here need to get humour transplants, full of moany bastards today

f**kin hell, so what if its old, is still good.

I dont get how people can just give blood away like that!! Im shit scared of needles (even though i got a tattoo ) Im not really into the idea of giving people bits of me, but i supposed if they were like within hours of dying and i was a match, then i would probably do it. If i wasnt shit scared of being stabbed with a needle i would do it. I'd make a shit heroin addict lol

yes it will. wait for confermation though because im abit rusty with trials now lol. i used to run monty riser bars and zoo stem so they should work

yep, ill get out shower, dry myself, put it on an within about 4 seconds its like i turned a tap on. I once shaved them off, itched like a b*****d so i aint doing that again. im like dave, dont really have any hair on me apart from my head lol. PMSL at the arse hair comment hahahahahahahaha I do, just did them about 10 mins ago actually haha! Been doing it for about 2 years now...

Lynx does me fine, also have a bottle of CK one, love that stuff.

I once dropped off blackpool tower, to front wheel, then to a backflip 900

I did that at a fancy dress thing. Didnt take bag though cause party was next to a police station... i had black boots, black combat pants and a black combat jacket, with balaclava and bb gun lol. People were affraid to come and talk to me... hahahaha!

argh!!!! Isnt it atari teenage riot- speed? I know thats on the film somewhere.

its piss funny. get it on, i wanna see it again!

Worst bit is where the skin at base of finger by the callouse (natural fold in skin) tears back, that hurts like a mother f**ker!!

Takes ring sting to a whole new level...

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