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Northerners really don't have anything better to do with their time so fair play!

Brake sounded contaminated or some shit.

Bike looks good, shame about the frame

Cool, get some pics up of these spots and some people might come and ride them

There are a couple in somerset, think they ride yeovil way? most people ride in places like lyme regis and used to be a few rides in taunton but its kinda shit there now most of the riding has been demolished.

This is actually a genuine person not a pisstake? Oh it's a radfest joke.

My memory of King hubs is slightly hazy but i think all the internals should work fine, but will need a King hub tool to get everything out and back in unless you wanna resort to a screwdriver (i tried this and f**ked my hub, whoops). Might be easier to send the lot to the tarty beys and get them to do it.

From the waist down i could be looking at a photo of a 1920s school boy during gym class haha.

How many times in your life have you been called D McQueef?

I'd say these are pretty likely Happened to me 3 times. Once with a snapped axle, once with a shredded freehub bearing and once when I forgot to put the washer back between the freehub and the main body. If yours happened without dissassembly (i.e you couldn't have lost the washer) its probably A or B.

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I would change that anyway, brakeless or not. Weight saving holes in chain = nonononono cat.

I still tap

As long as it's legal it's all good. Oh and no air rifles or whatever.

So what's a dwarf?

Apart from the missus! Hur hur am I right guys?

Could you not use your 180 rotor from your bb5? Adaptors are £14 on CRC / £12 on Tarty (ex postage)

What would you spec your bike with Ad? If you had the choice of any of them. And no, 'disk' isn't an option

Personally I'd get a +20 adaptor and a 180 rotor, rather than spending money on a 160 then having to buy a 180 and adaptor when you find its not powerful enough.

If you make a 26", will it have to be rear disk only? A magura cylinder looks like it'd foul the chain.

Hmm, JD it's either a Tony Brown or a dude called Ethan. Either way, tracking down the episode is hard as MTV has it on their site but isn't availiable in the UK

Ok, those of you who were born yesterday won't know this, but Alex Zane did the voice over for an old programme called MTV Made where they'd turn retard American kids into supermodels and fatties into gymnasts etc etc. Anyway there was one episode where Alex Zane took the piss contantly calling this kid "eel boy" If you've seen it, you'll know what I'm on about. Now I'm trying to track down this episode, I just remembered how funny it was. Probably from like 2004 - 2007 or something. Wikipedia has a full list of names and stuff, but I can't remember who the hell it was... Any ideas???

I have an old rain king outside that still has tread and will be grippier than your current tyre if you wanted him? Also please update your signature to include your current bike. Thanks.

f**k sorry i forgot about your question. Rear dual ply super tacky minion / high roller. Or der kaiser. Looks good!