N.Wood

Madvillain - Figaro

Thats why he incoherently wrote 'I want to learn how to become a decent comp rider'

It'd be great if you climbed off that soapbox you're on right now mr. So Onza have created a frame that 'rides nicely' because they have the same geo as a Koxx at 1/2 the price? Thats a good thing, surely. Onzas are also much cheaper than the Deng frames. Not overly amazed by the looks of the new Onzas, good to see progression though.

I have no idea what the f**k you just said.

6 of us got pints bought for us by an old sex pest woman impressed with our skills. Most are ok, just ignore the shitty ones and try to convert the not-so-bad ones.

I was Nick Wood Still am Nick Wood. Nick.

Fancy a really good, super light stock bike with many pretty much brand new parts for a mere £700? Pick it up from plymouth and save yourself an amazing £20.

I think it helps if you know a bit about BMX or whatever so you can predict what kinda lines they might be doing so you can get the f**k outta the way, and also so you can say 'sweet disatser to foot hook lip jam' and have something in common.

I drink neither. Tea is an absolute no-go area, can't stand it. Coffee is much nicer, and I'm partial to an Italian coffee if I'm at a resturant or soemthing, but other than that I'm not fussed.

I dunno when i get mine, but my dad rang saying ' you do know you're £700 overdrawn in your Natwest account don't you....?' Like f**k did i know, the mini statement they gave me confused the f**k out of me, nowhere did it say that i was overdrawn. it also didn't help they tell you 'money remaining' so each time i spent money the total went down, like it normally does. Ho hum.

My XTR has been on the front of my trials bike for over a year now, still as tight as it ever was

Devo - Gut Feeling

I like the feel of the XTR levers over the Avids. I also find the Avids tend to become wobbly at the pivot pretty quickly. I have a 2008 XT lever infront of me, the lever blade is pretty much the same shape as the older XTRs and looks to be fairly high quality.

Well, yeah... A trident is a real 'thing', not just a made up trials name. Theres only certain ways you can make a three-pronged fork look good.

Looks really poor I'm afraid.

Hitting lines that f**kin Tunni and shit would be scared of.

Yeah 'cos any dumb shit can do BMX...