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Unmarked - The lowest of the low.

Thats pretty low for the top 10%, but I guess I'm just used to living a BALLER AS FUCK lifestyle. But its nice to know your mum earns £54k. What doe she do?

What is the top 10% wage bracket for UK earners?

Your skull tat looks f**kin sweet Kieran

Nah thats fair enough, and yeah makes sense that the older you are, the more experienced you are and the better you are. But there are plenty of riders who started off late and are just starting even though they are 25+, and the best way to learn is from people who are better than you Spend lots of time riding on the rocks on the seafront.

Doesn't matter how old you are to go for a ride?

Suppose

Toothbrush/condoms.

Dunno about that, most the womens I know like it. But then I try not to hang around twats who don't appreciate it. Some girls are a lost cause and will always love dickheads.

Quarter cab, moran.

I'm sorry to pull you up on this once again, but: Funny - Ok yeah to the right people in real life who like cars, cool yep I agree. Gentleman - Yep, all good stuff, women lap up that shit unless they're a twat. Well educated - You've done GCSE's? What else? High aspirations - What are these? You work in a bike shop man. Loads of money - Simply a lie. Ugly/deformed. - Ok. You seem to live the life of a 40 year old man with your car clubs/shows and 'old man' style country pubs. Thats fine, but not exactly ideal for picking up the ladies. You need networks to make friends and therefore potential girlfriends, the more friends your own age you have, the more chance they'll know someone whos looking for a old man in a young body. Gots to get yourself out there.

I vote alextheferret for the most under rated person on here, much of the stuff you come out with Alex tickles me greatly.

They're 10000 times better than sticky fingers. They're grippier and more pinch resistant than the rubber queen.

I can do yeah, what do you want to know? In my experience they offer the best: Grip Puncture resistance Rolling resistance Wear life And offer very good: Weight Value for money (see wear life) Search for my review on the Rain King if you wanna know more, or ask in here.

Tim nice but dim

I'm a geotechnical engineer, working for a small company based in the South West (shameless plug) and have done for a month now. Its pretty much my ideal job. Can't thnk of any cons right now, anyone in work should be pretty thankful I reckon!

If you wanna see nude pics of Glen, just as him himself, he'll gladly oblige.

Well good, should get a pic up!

Through M.A.D. Very good Rich, I liked it

Because no one gives a shit about you.

Haha how did it go?

Good choice - Tartybikes will be able to sort you out with one, and will be able to give you any maintainance advice and that

Evolution Imports / Bromley Bikes on Widmore Road, Bromley, Kent are the UK importers so wil be able to sort you out, albeit for a price.

In that case, yeah a dual ply will help out for sure. What Adam said

What tyre are you running now? If you pinch a DK more than once a month (if you ride hard every day) then you need to learn to be smoother and/or pump up your tyres. I've had a proto Rain King and a DK, over about 7 months now and i've had 2 punctures I think?