Fixed Pants™

Still don't know where to go tomorrow evening, mate suggested ice skating but it's in an extremely dodgy area, when all the killings went on a few months ago it's where a teenager was shot. (in the actual ice rink)

He was (Wright Pads), but then he made ANOTHER (something like EP cycles) account and the gods didn't realise until he blew his cover (managed to get validated too) and that was the final straw i guess.

Awesome, you left static stuff standing. Soo smooth, lines are more creative than anything! Tehe 1:20, me in the background bleeeding a brake along with kennard tom and simpson Yeah, loving the spots in london, great to see the spots on video, and especially getting a beating of a different kind.

Slaptingz! So it's off? Or are the gays from Essex still coming? oh my god, Birdman, get Matt Purdy to come along, or i'll beat him with a rhythm stick. If he says no, DRAG the b*****d along by his expensive bike and make sure he gets there.

I actually thought of that a second ago, but it'd need to be an evening thing, as we both have school, and it's not open late afaik. 20 quid for 30 mins or 30 quid for an hour too And i'd kick her arse, and embarrass her (used to kart since i was about 9 till about 12)

Cinema is a possibility, maybe superbad? But that's a bit too cliche, need something better than that

Sloped walls opposite the shell centre. 11 meet, i'll be going to waterloo for about 10 47 i think, any peoples in need of a guide to the meeting spot, tell me, we'll arrange something.

lol. But seriously..?

Right, friday evening i'm going somewhere/thing with hayley and a friend of hers (probably to stop me from raping her), where to go?

Think i've found the perfect thingy thing. It's a bit shit if you met her through school, in the year below or more or what ever, but if you meet her out side of school randomly on the bus or something equally random, i guess it'd be ok, but you've gotta make the judgement 'is she old enough' Given that i'm nearly in the year below (5 days later and i'd be in year 11 now) i think i could, but i probably wouldn't.

Btw, Alan's joking, he loves me really, i can ask him to take his shirt off and he will.

Everyone loves me

Eat this fish, he has the chance to reply: Pete says: So which one of you has the hots for me then, you sure don't half talk of me when i'm not about these days. Pretty lame really the trials comunity. Glad i am no longer part of it!

Alan, it doesn't matter, as i said, there was a debate on it a while ago; Anyway, i heard he invtented chainsaws with tanks for teeth that shoot guns with swords on them that shoot grenades that explode into pork sandwiches that have flame throwers on them that shoot laser beams that explode into chainsaws with tanks for teeth that shoot guns with swords on them that shoot grenades that explode into pork sandwiches that have flame throwers on them that shoot laser beams that explode into chainsaws with tanks for teeth that shoot guns with swords on them that shoot grenades that explode into pork sandwiches that have flame throwers on them that shoot laser beams that explode into chainsaws with tanks for teeth that shoot guns with swords on them that shoot grenades that explode into pork sandwiches that have flame throwers on them that shoot laser beams that explode into chainsaws with Tanks for teeth that shoot guns with swords on them that shoot grenades that explode into pork sandwiches that have flame throwers on them that shoot laser beams that explode into a bunch-o mini pork sandwiches that kick bombs that explode into Chuck Norris on steroids! And possibly cannons that shoot tanks that shoot eggs that grow big and hatch into a shotgun, a catapult and a super soaker. The super soaker shoots a swarm of nanobots that shoot acid that electrocutes the enemy while it melts and then the shotgun shoots lasers that turn into swords that shoot seeds that grow into samurais that use the swords while the catapult throws lemons that shoot robotic lobstermoose which shoot mini-deathstars that shoot lasers that turn enemies into cannons that shoot tanks that shoot eggs that grow big and hatch into a shotgun, a catapult and a super soaker. The super soaker shoots a swarm of nanobots that shoot acid that electrocutes the enemy while it melts and then the shotgun shoots lasers that turn into swords that shoot seeds that grow into samurais that use the swords while the catapult throws lemons that shoot robotic lobstermoose which shoot mini-deathstars that shoot lasers that turn enemies into cannons that shoot tanks that shoot eggs that grow big and hatch into a shotgun, a catapult and a super soaker. The super soaker shoots a swarm of nanobots that shoot acid that electrocutes the enemy while it melts and then the shotgun shoots lasers that turn into swords that shoot seeds that grow into samurais that use the swords while the catapult throws lemons that shoot robotic lobstermoose which shoot mini-deathstars that shoot lasers that turn enemies into cannons that shoot tanks that shoot eggs that grow big and hatch into a shotgun, a catapult and a super soaker. The super soaker shoots a swarm of nanobots that shoot acid that electrocutes the enemy while it melts and then the shotgun shoots lasers that turn into swords that shoot seeds that grow into samurais that use the swords while the catapult throws lemons that shoot robotic lobstermoose which shoot mini-deathstars that shoot lasers that turn enemies into lemmings that asplode and their guts form self-aware, all powerful computer programs which destroy human life as we know it.

Ah fair enough. What's the likely hood of you being able to do it? EEEE, listening to your promo mix now, sooo good.

Mat Orr something knows bromley ok, he goes there sometimes, if his foot is fixed by then he can drive you

Awww yeah, awesome as ever!!!! You better be this good at the party thing LOVED it.

Good lad. Not sure what to give for advice on the awkward silences/lack of conversation, but i guess you can just try pull anything out of the bag, might have just been a bad date anyway? Some days i speak to Hayley for hours on end, some days it's nothing more than 5 mins (unfortunately). Don't be a complete twit though, don't say 'so erm, watch brainiac yesterday? They did an awesome experiment with fillosium hydroxide, was awesome' just try to be cool i guess. You're an alright looking guy though, i don't see why you don't try more often? You look a bit computer specialist but meh, stand up straight, also go down the gym and get tonk arms and wear a tight fit shirt to show off?

No. I can't remember the argument for this, but i know it was justified and it ended up with something like 'just because one wasn't around when he was here, doesn't mean you can't take the piss out of him'.

Grasp that opportunity you donut! Go for it, you've got nothing to lose, it's better to have tried and failed than to not have tried at all.

Don't talk about him, if he finds out, he'll round house kick you into the universes equivalent of the black hole, a titanium hole. He once sidehopped over the empire state building and has a bike that actually weighs less than an electron. Some say he's the colonel from KFC?

We ARE talking about SATURDAY, yeah?

You silly billy! There's still hope though? Unless the text you sent her was a mean one? If it was something like 'well i guess you didn't like me, i'll stop bothering you now, cya around ' or something, it can be redeemed (obviously not if it was 'i hate you, you absolute f**king bitch, not replying to my texts...' etc) just say, 'ah shit, sorry babe, i never seem to get anywhere with girls and i thought i had scared you off we can still meet up for a drink and a cuddle on friday though please? ' Good luck.

This still on guys?

Gonna slap you, then piss on your bike as it's being a copiererer! Don't write on it with marker pen, or i will actually hit you with a spork.