Fixed Pants™

Right, basically, i get 3000/unlimited texts a month and 500 mins a month, i'd prefer it to be the other way around really as i could use 3000 minutes easily, and i'm finding it hard to get through 10% of my texts a month. Texts and minutes cost the same anyway, so has anyone ever swapped some texts for minutes? Specifically with orange?

I play, been playing since i was about 8 i think, 8 till 10 was pitch and putt then my nan got me out on proper courses after that, really enjoyable. No handicap as i'm not that competitive but i enjoy playing and i'm not too bad. I look like a right fool though as my backswing is too fast n stuff, but meh, it works.

Haha, i think he must have done that purposely, because he's such a short arse and wanted to look tallish.

That should be ok i guess, but if you're serious about having big ears i really would turn into a 'rocker' or it just won't suit you, at all. Saying that, i've never seen a pic of you so yeah, maybe post one. EDIT: Just seen your personal picture, maybe it will suit you, dunno, have a go and if you don't like it buy a new ear

Ok, not too bad then, how big? By The Way, Every First Letter Of A Word Shouldn't Be Upper Case, It's Bad Punctuation, And IMO, Makes People Look Like Spackers.

This profile is set to private. This user must add you as a friend to see his/her profile. You need to be pretty metaly/rocky/hardcore to have flesh tunnels, and looking at the nature of your default pic, i don't think it would suit you.

Savage.

I've wanted a fancy dress ride for ever, please do it!!! Bugsy being a porn star. edit: Oh yeah, it's a better excuse too, CIN charity event in London, sponsored ride, need the day off please!

MUDDY F33T FOAR UR KREAM KARPETZ

AWESOMEEE, soooo chilled, brilliant vid, editing, riding, filming and of course the tune was spot on! Extra snuggles for you next time we meet.

DO NOT WANT. ?

But it's like a bank employing an armed robber, or something like that.

Kells, already tried that, didn't work. I don't think they want you to have the vid really, you could try screen recording it i guess, that's the only option to 'backup' dvds you buy/rent, but it ends up being a huge file.

I'll ask for that day off wednesday when i work, text me wednesday before 8 pm so i remember please Simpsman

Probably Lemsip? I definitely remember the advert though, just to make sure you're not going mad and imagining things.

*Awaits angry thread post from Nick* 'Just smashed my f**king 350 quid watch on a wall, failed sidehop, f**kKK.'

f**kING PENIS. Remembered i work on Wednesdays. SHIT BALLS. Gay, doesn't look like I'll be coming this half term, as everyone is busy on diff days. Not going unless tom m is there

Tom's busy tuesday, we've half arranged to ride reading wednesday, just it's a bit scary coming by myself, never done the journey before but i'm sure i'll be fine. Would be nice to stay in the area for a night then ride again the next day to make the journey a bit more worth it though. There better be small stuff to ride in reading!

Possibly, i was meant to be going some time to meet tom m, maybe camp in his garden (lol) then ride abingdon the next day or something like that but we haven't organised it yet.

Renny? Some fool phoned me up last night thinking i was renny, so i'm like 'that's not me mate' and i think he got scared and said oh sorry boss, lol.

Average of about 108 i think. (didn't do that test, i got the results a few days ago from school) You got 124 but you use the wrong 'your' in the topic title?

I want Hayley. This is really getting me down, feel really depressed.

Sorry, was talking about Joe Rothwell, as he's my bum boy

That's f**king awesome! Give coxwebdesigns a pat on the back please. Nice one, really like it.