Fixed Pants™

Kinda was ok, not that lively though.

Been to southbank to get drunk, was pretty good, i'm not that drunk though, had a pint (watched footy first, got in and served, get in!) then downed 2 big bottles of smirnoff ice cos i'm a girl like that. Was pretty good, met this girl i'vre e-known for 5 years and finally met her, was pretty good, year below but only 4 months younger than me, pretty good.

SWEEEET, working tomorrow instead of sunday, i will be there boyos. My costume ain't great but i'm sure it'll be fun.

Repost.

23% gay! Straight and jammmm!

People who have problems aren't morons.

Think my title is right, i can literally do anything in terms of building and repairing, even retapped a bb shell the other day, all sorts. . Yeah, and i'm the only trials rider employee in London (fairly sure on that) so it must be true. Oh yeah, shockwaves are bollocks. The actual manager (now know who the ranks are, the guy who said f**k a duck with a big stick is deputy) called it a shitwave in front of the area manager, LOL.

Facing it will, then the metal you take off from facing is made up by spacers. You'll have a stupidly awesome brake after facing too, hopefully.

I should be able to get it for any decent phone, what phone is it?

Aye, a good change, SO much better than before, don't go back to that for the love of god. Fittie

What's this 1500 quid for introducing a friend all about? My mate should hopefully have a job at my branch for christmas work.

No you noob, i was asking siman. Si, it stayed hard, its just i was aiming down the toilet for ease, and it did it. LOL this is funny.

You seem to know about it, what is the click?

That be correct. Not sure about his front bum though.

sig me, it might cheer me up.

ill take every opportunity gav, she liked me and i liked her, i need to take that seriously or ill be single all my f**king life. lol@ second bit, cheers, made me laugh, but yeh, its ice.

Why does it never work out for me, gemmas just told me she likes other guys n stuff, this is such bollocks and im f**king soooo angry, ive thrown an adjustable at my wall and its made a hole in it, then i went and lumped myshed and my knuckles are now f**ked, its just so shit, i try my best, i try a lot, i try not so much and it never f**king works, so im sitting here hoping downing a big bottle of smirnoff and a can of fosters will get me drunk, if not i might have to pikey my mums southern comfort, hope that sorts it out. why doesit alwqays f**king happen to me? seriously, u people dont know how f**king pissed off i am, need to seriously f**kin smash something right now but i dont have anything apart from my shed to lump. f**king shit. she's such a f**king fanny beinglike that, she tells me she fancies me a month or so ago but fancies other people, f**king fanny. soooooo pissed off.

This is new members, remember that.

I work in Bromley Halfords, bike hut. New system is ok, bit gay when it crashes/f**ks about but i only used the old system for 2 searches, but i can tell it's more efficient. With the new system though, only one till does cash so that's pretty gay. My boss is a joker, he's a cool guy, wednesday, he had to count the money in the till again cos he f**ked it up, so he said 'oh f**k a duck with a big stick' was rathherrr funny. I like it.

f**k that really was a gripping read, coupla small tears came out at some points, and i have to say, you're a f**king good man, that's serious, SERIOUS courage and determination, and just remember, you did your absolute best and there's no way you're responsible for it, EVER. You truly deserve a medal. We're doing similar stuff in PSCE (or what ever it is now) and it's pretty helpful, just gotta have a very strong mind to be able to do all of it in such a terrible situation. Hence why you'll be fine soon, i think we can safely say it would mess someone up for a week or so if someone else experienced it, don't worry about it, you'll be fine soon. Massive respect.

Just got into my bed, basically, 2 girls and my best mate came round for good drinking about 7 then 3 guy mates came round later about 10, and drunk some more. Was awesome, this girl, was proper with her all night, she was rather flirty, doing the old straight test running her foot up the inside of my leg lol, then feelin up my crotch with her hands n stuff, and most of the night we were just laying on the sofa n she was cuddling up with me, was pretty gnarly, she layed down with her head in my lap n everything else, was as if we were goin out lol. Then everyone except her left at about 1:30, she crashed here and we slept on seperate sofas , she's just left to go home lol, cos she couldn't sleep that great, crazy fool. Pretty good nite all in all, only got semis when she was feeling up my crotch lol, and apparently my cock is bigger than my mates, and he's 6.2 n everything else lol. One step in the right direction of my girl experience lol (i'm a sad f**ker and haven't had a gf before). I'm still a bit tipsy, so yeh. Like that girl though, just she has a boyfriend (it's not much of a relationship as far as i know, and she's just like that (bit easy to sexy cuddle lol)

Just called him, he also assures me it's all been sent, knew he'd pull though, he's just a bit lazy . And seeing that the cranks have been received i can believe him on the other bits.

This is gonna be cool, hope i can get the day off work (should be able to). Still don't know what i'm gonna go as though. Might just get a big pair of pants.

Just like having a wank in the mirror, surely?

Tits? Legs? The iceclimbers from mario? The 2 msn logo people things! (genius) Mr game and watch? (easy, just go in black)