Fixed Pants™

Nick, you don't stay on the internet long enough... I speak to about 300 odd each month usually... Only know about 1/4 of them though lol.

Had that ages ago with MSN 7.5, was f**king annoying, only happened on my comp. Then it just went away... Weird.

I got like 1065ish and can still add.

Just realised that's Finch from American Pie. Sweet.

Eddie Kaye Thomas?

Only took 25 mins to read Funny though... If only i could remember them all.

Oh my god i'm a retard. It's friday tonight, not today. f**king spacker, just sat up for an hour refreshing the page. GRrrr, such a mong.

Think it's anything in parts? Not a clue if that's right though.

We are being paid tonight aren't we? Not got it yet, usually would have it by now EDIT: Yeah, have to, it's the last day of the month. It's probably the new f**king systems being slow (lol) EDIT 2: Ah feck, think i kept refreshing my internet banking, think it's locked me out

Lol, love UD. Not tried this before though... A pitty whore; someone who complains they have no love life but have droves of women after them. Stop whining about you're failed love life, you're pulling a glen. a noble stallion She said, "Goodnight my Noble Stallion," and Glen answered back, "You too, my Gentle Rose." LOL.

AMAZINGGGGG. Spot on Mike, i think you should only do DNB, I expect more DNB mixes in the future too, or there's gonnabe trouble!

f**king love you, Mike. DNB. Rapidshare (490kbps) By you. AWESOME. I'll let you know if it's any good

Wow, you're telling le truth. Yeah, she knows her. Don't go bad mouthing me, i really really like her. Also she doesn't call me fat pants Which is probably the only reason i thought you was pissing me about.

What's your exs name? Surely not. But yes, that is her, sure it was hard to go onto my cryspace and find her. (sorry if you actually knew her)

It works... f**king having a laugh with the lowest graphics though? Reminds me of Destruction Derby on Psf**king one. This game better be good. EDIT: This might be a bit quick, but f**king hell this is shit.

Woops, didn't really check. Expected it to be a stock.

Because he has 9.5 inches of cock in his pants. Seriously. Happy birthday Simpson, 18 really is old. Enjoy it well. I'll make you an e-Card if i have time.

Yeah i do, it's a nice word for gob smacked. Bruv, i went St Johns, not Royston - hence my intelligence.

http://www.twentyvelocross.com/MEDIA08/nowheretoride.mov Right click, save target as?

Oh my word. At first, i was just thinking, oh this is a bit crap, some different riding spots with him going up and down a wall. Then when it got to that bit where he's sweeping the stuff out, it hit me that the story of the vid was that he had no where to ride (pretty slow, i know) and it got even better because he did some tricks. When it hit me, i went all weird, if he actually doesn't have anywhere to ride, f**k, i dunno how to put it, i think it's sad? Can't really explain the feeling it gave me really, but the way he slowly goes to the places just to ride AH... I know what it's like, on Castaway with Tom Hanks, he's kinda hopeless but still manages, kinda like that. I just chatted some shit but that was an absolutely amazing video. Quite sad too. EDIT: Think i know what's so great about it, he goes to the places even though theres nothing to do there, because it's the only thing he's got. But it also shows how creative he is. Wow, that's an awesomely thought out vid. Deffo a keeper. I'm seriously non-plussed at this, best video ever?

What do you need? Cassette? Rear mech? Chain? Shifter? Your local one should probably have all that.

Buy a cycle care plan, 15 quid a year and you'll get the labour free (apart from the cycle care plans 15 quid cost), all you need to do is pay for the parts. Think that kinda thing for the gears is 20 odd quid? And tell them Glen R from 482 told you to get it

Can't be, i'm getting 450 from RS.com. EDIT: Yup, still f**ked. Howeverrrr, some youtube videos shit a house when i try to play them, shows up as fully loaded but only the first second plays, and also loads REALLY slowly sometimes (we're talking half a byte a second) This is gay.

Just paid for a track for the first time in a good 4 years. The last one, because it's awesome. Beatport ***. EDIT: f**k legal downloads, i'm getting 30kbps and it keeps dying half way through. I'd have it by now and would be listening to it if it was on limewire. EDIT 2: f**k THEM EVEN f**kING MORE, i can't get the f**king thing cos it's a f**king piece of shit and keeps shitting the bed, f**ks sake.

Loving this, only half way through cos i've been at work all day, but yeah, this is very good.