Fixed Pants™

Clothes which i don't like, mother should have just given me the money for me to choose Wallet 50 quid to go in said wallet Lacoste Essential gift pack thing (aftershave is SOOOO sexual smelling) Half bought myself a new shell and some spray for my T-maxx Ben Sherman socks Think that's about it, wasn't great, don't have anything to play with

Me no be going Working, and cba as no one will accompany me. Unless you can persuade me.

Professional is us. We use screwdrivers as throwing knives, play with the nerf balls and cover the floor in muc off spray and drift kids bikes (aided by the muc ofF)

They're gay as f**k. Can't put them in a stand at all and i have to ride them around to set up the gears. f**king plastics are shit too, just unnecessary bollocks, at least it doesn't get in the way too much though.

I think it's cos of the method of payment, no one wants to actually go out and send a cheque, especially with the christmas post. However, i will in a sec send 6 quid to prawns paypal thing, so i'll be having one EDIT: Sent.

f**king fanny. Probably not gonna speak to her now. After i spent 35 f**king quid on her yesterday out of my own f**king money the fanny. And she stole my f**king max bashing mag, if she comes into halfords i'm gonna f**king lay the bitch out. I'm more angry than upset, f**king bint.

Gemma.

'Listen to me for f**ks sake. You and me will never happen. The feelings just arent there on my part. We make much better friends than we would ever make as a couple. It's not going to happen so please give up on me. Youre wasting your time. Find someone else x x' yay.

Muc off (big pink bottle thing) Will make it super grippy.

R.I.P. still needs to be on there really, or people might just think you're a fan of him (you may well be) band not know of his death?

He was alive after an 'attempt'?! Dear lord.

Pretty funny. I once jumped into a bush in Hastings on a ride, got stabbed in the side by a branch thing, hurt so bad, had a blue bruise there n stuff. Pretty fun though. ANDDD, there was a wallet in there, loads of cards but i dunno why i didn't pick it up , i could have been millions of pounds richer

Found the tune for the vid!!! Cinematic Orchestra - To Build A Home Such a good vid, pitty my school is too crap to have the right codec to watch it though, or i'd be watching it all the time.

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Yeah that's a bit gay when they do that, but it does sometimes break it up nicely. He's real good, dunno if you know but he's a producer more than a DJ really, his myspace is http://www.myspace.com/erbndub btw. Been following his music for a while.

Gonna spread this around because it is positively SICK. http://www.dnbshare.com/download/_erbNdub_...Length.mp3.html Hour and 30 long, 80oddMB, tis brilliant!

Let your arms out a bit. Arms are always non extended too much?

Bit the bullet and added a ™ because I own the internet alias 'Fat Pants'

But then mike won't get any money to cover costs etc.

Think Mr. Carter, that means you could be going out with someone my age. She is legal though, so i can't give you much stick. (You are like 20 right?) I dunno what you should do really, i probably don't have sufficient permissions to say either.

Yeah don't think i have one either. Just a paying in book. I spose i'll have to do that. Or, if i pay someone via paypal they add the extra amount onto the cheque and it can all be confirmed. Sending stuff is long.

I don't think i even have a cheque book lol. I'll find it. First time i've used it! Will have to ask my mum how to use it though.

No internet transfer? Just gimme last 8 digits of the big card number and sort code and i can wire you the monies directly. PM if you don't want them details being on the net (but all people will be able to do is put money into your account )

WILL be having one, gimme a sec, i'll check funds (just remembered i got EMA) EDIT: Yesss, got like 7 quid, gimme one

Word. I'll be winging it on his way christmas eve (maybe christmas day?) Depends on when i get paid, might be the 21st actually.