Fixed Pants™

Well, i was kinda just making sure people didn't think it was a lightweight pole, it's got a good weight to it, and is very swingable.

Erm, sarcasm? It's pretty awesome, believe.

This beast: Part of my cycle workstand i made in dt, the upright pole which can take my weight no problem. It weighs a f**k load and lives under my bed.

My BMX is more senior than both of you. Made circa 1980.

Simon is openly a pedo. He made me lololol at the Dj ride saying something about me taking young girls out of school, me saying 'you can talk' and him saying 'i wait till home time before i get em'. Just chat some shit.

But

Rly? I beat the MACKDADDY at something?

*Cough*

Heh, i was wearing my spandex cycling shorts (liners) and a t shirt. I'm really tired.

But it's 2 in the morning

Yeah, forum clock is wrong. Just got in from a 12 mile ride.

That's what she said.

can you spell drunk? I CERTAINLY CAN. been to a rave thing, reallu ftunk n stuff./ mate had to walk me home lol. quality night,

*chuckles*.

You told me you were 11! I wouldn't have put it where i did if you were that old... Happy bday jizz head.

It really was! HUGE! Think the people who attempted it landed it every time too, beasts.

Note to 1337 photographers - have whittled them down quite a bit but also left some of the not so good pics up for people to have (i'd certainly like all the pics people have of me riding, kinda thing) Some non riding ones to come, including a pic of Rothwells bollock.

Probably

LOLOLOLOL. Awesome vid, f**king lol'd when the Simps bit came on. Poor birdy though, you guys always pick on him, he's bare safe. Pics are ok cos he does deliberately make himself look like more of a spastic but shaving his head

Great capture! Work at 10... Need to be up at 8.

A complete f**king nob?

Awesome. However, the footage of his bike was majorly chilling

STUNNING CAPTURES. Really, awesome. Love the one of me showing off my muscular abs.

Was properly awesome, but also pooey On my way to the FC, me and Spode were riding along side eachother, he was sorting his chap out as it had fallen out of his boxers, so he was riding one handed, and i rode past and spanked him, he fell kinda, and we both went down like mofos (crashed into eachother). I kinda hurt his bad knee and it was just a sucky crash. I f**king managed to smash my fractured elbow again and i think it's ref**ked. I couldn't ride at all all day, only ride to and from stations. But, taking pics with Mac and Charlie was awesome, meeting Mack and Fish, Grant H, and loads more people was awesome. Massive turn out, massive riding too. Best ride ever for me (kinda). Got myself a blue dj t shirt too Got in about 30 mins ago, such a long day. Big thanks to all that were involved in making it awesome (everyone!)

Dj ride tomorrow. Really should sleep.