Fixed Pants™

Heres 40p, go call your mum and tell her you won't be going home tonight. Plenty more. They are just awesome.

It was a joke Dave. Erm, can't actually remember. Something with the same meaning as oh you dirty bugger. Or nice try or something.

That's what she said. I was so on form last night with sexual jokes, it was great. I even tried the 'nice shoes, fancy a f**k' line on 2 girls. With not too much of a negative reply from both of them.

Can't quite tell if that's shopped or not...

KMC K710 or Tank chain.

Devvo - Donny Soldier.

Maybe Haz. Also, f**kign winner. She told me she prefered it when guys shave pubes, i happened to shave mine again today, inc balls and gooch, showed her. How conveninent. Alex, you f**king fag. Gonna voice this on the forum, i thougth you were cool. then you told me you wanted a 24 inspired. Which is usually for gays. I hate the way they ride. They feel shit on the back wheel, and don't even manual all that well. And they're bandwagon fagtastic.

Na. But i have pics of her in her underwear.

'I saw Jays Boobs x' on my forearm. Then on the back of my right hand (lolol) *picture of stick man, which was later adapted to have a big nob* 'f**k Me' And i drew the small man big nob tat on my arm that someone on the forum has.

Pub closes at 12 you dickhead.

Just got in from pub, pretty drunk. Good fun with a girl i know... She wrote some funny stuff on my arms with her makeup pen thing...

www.myspace.com/sexyglen

Tempted to post up a pic of me wearing Gemmas skin tight long sleeve top. This will do...

That's bad... Like CP bad.

I think you're now the coolest kid on TF.

You are. Mate, you really don't stand a chance in winning this

Elmo, i'm gonna shoot you down for saying that. You've got the same intentions of everyone else, just trying to go about it a different way.

Cock! I said not my true intention!

Haha, shit, girls about, don't let her see the discussion about sex whilst on... She'd be disgusted. Infact, just hide most of chit chat.

lolol. Wait, she's gone offline. You better not have gotten me blocked. HAHA, Fish, winner.

Would be realistic.

you mean it when you say you can be a bitch. It was my best one

Hell yeah. I'll have her number in about 5 mins. Hmm, this has made me realise, we're such vultures.

OH NO U DIN. Andrex wins, Anchorman > *

I doubt she'd want me back She knows i hate her anyway. Hopefully.