Fixed Pants™

LMAO Dave, i swear you work in a bike shop? You should know what an allen key looks like.

You know he's a normal person? I have him on myspace. He also makes acoustic songs, guitaring them and singing.

Should have replied saying 'yeah but at least she gets some'. hahah.

Erm, hello? You met me at the DJ ride, i'm hardly fat. I'm near on normal build. Not saying i'm gonna drop my kegs and show everyone the full length of the guns, but to lift up my shirt and show people would be good, not like it's to show that i have a nice stomach or something?

I dunno, hot ugly could be due to some thing called love? I dunno, seems stupid to me.

Why didn't you just re type the what happened to him bit? It would have taken less effort.

It's not tooo bad, but 18 - 16 seems bad for her i guess. I will be 17 in 8 days though :D

Shut up Grant It's a fact, guys rarely have an uglier gf Simps, she's friggin fit i tell thee. But she's 18... One of my points, we really get on well together, but age!

Shit, forgot to mention, the girl who wants me, isn't well, erm, all that attractive. She's not a complete munt but i think i could do better. It's just the girls i could do better with, there's some always some kind of obstacle.

Well it was in the middle of a pub.

You suggesting the old 'ooo i touched her boobs, that's as good as sex for me!' thing?

Happy bday Jon Mack. Have a good one. Lets see how quickly his d300 breaks from jizz build up

It's not that time again, but fricks sake. Working in London, loads of hot chicks about. Know i'm only ever gonna see them once or twice though, and they're usually older than me, so that's out of the window. Then when i do know a hot chick, she's either proper hard to judge, or totally innocent. Basically, she'll act all flirty like letting me touch her boobs if i 'give her 2 quid' (as a joke) which was basically an invite for me to get a bit touchy with her, but then she seems to be doing it for drinks at the pub. And me and a mate are both on it because she's perfect on paper. She's friggin' hot, really nice to talk to, and generally gf material, but me and my mate are skeptical as to whether she'd stick around for long. I think she does it to get everyone under her thumb, so she gets free nights n stuff. Then when a properly decent girl comes along, she's out of reach, despite there being a mutural like (i think, which i reckon could get stronger with time. Which is a bad thing, cos it's not doable). Then i got a girl who i'm sure wants me (that girl i got with at her house, who i thought would be a f**k buddy lol). She wants to come back to mine after the huge rave at SeOne, despite the fact we're gonna get back at like 8 in the morning. And she generally seems to want me (not just me being overly sensitive to things) Other girls too which have obstacles stopping it. So gay. Anyone else?

Haha, kinda. They're not toooo slack on things, but it's still a nice pub, great place to go. Proper place to meet some cool Pengeites.

No way. Video, with tape measure, with a sock, with boxx.

Haha no. I swear i'm like an inch taller than you? Dan, i've never been ID'd in my pub.

Haha! 4ft 11 and a half for clarity.

Typo. She's not stupid, she's lovely, clever, funny, haha how cliche. meant 11 and a half. I'm wired and tired, damn rockstar.

Where do you work? Tell them it's for school, or it's against your religinz.

Just get a beard trimmer, and keep it trimmed to like 1 or 2, looks so manly. I'm only a wee one Danny, still 16!

Just need my beard to grow onto my cheeks and upper lip properly... No more pics, person must have deleted em or something.

Nope. She's 4.12 and a half lol. She could do though, she's f**king strong. It's my new beard trimmer. I can shave but leave stubble so i don't look 12 Looking hot Dan.

Haha. I think i could get away with it, if it's that girl with the white stick. I look silly, dunno why... And someone put their fingers over the cam. More to come hopefully. I've grown a bit, she's 5.6.

Devvo? In Devvo form? Rinse Out - DJ Hype. Mucho bass.

Winner. Gonna try that next time i go to the pub.