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Fixed Pants™

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  1. This is why you need to be leet to be a photographer. (very very OOF) Me with my leg up...
  2. More... My poor hat got thrown in the river cost me 15 f**king quid!
  3. What about when it gets hot and you pull your brake hard?
  4. What happened to anyone just being thick?
  5. It's probably like 20-30% of the volume it should be.
  6. Seems pretty good. Shame it's really quiet though.
  7. Well 2 guys climbed into the bridge bit (gantry?) at the back of the boat, nut cases.
  8. Er it was a white theme rave, i was wearing full white, so were they. Jeez. UV PAINT.
  9. Bought em all a drink. People want to be in pics with me.
  10. Mock you may. But last time i shot a rave, my facebook friends went from 300ish to 375ish, and most of them were girls.
  11. Spelling Bee = blatantly OBM. As OBM is the master of English, fer real.
  12. Just got in from the boatrave. Finished at 1, faaakin ell, walked miles across london to get the night bus. Half drunk, was pretty drunk earlier but still a quality night. Got loads of nice pics too, and there was a lot of hot totty, who will be adding me on facey tomorrow i bet.
  13. Haha, his husband gets sucked off by Homer Simpson. Faglolz.
  14. I don't. But, if we plan on playing a trick or something on the girl, which i know won't work anyway, i will tell em, for instance 'can i see your shirt please? stretch it out ' (in an attempt to see more boobage) i will them tell em, 'yeah just so we can see your chest better' and it makes it acceptable. Try it.
  15. LMAO. Interesting concept. My head isn't small? I wear a large Giro Havoc...
  16. Naa, she's fit, fer real. Not size 12 either, probably 8 i reckon. 10 Max. Pics obviously don't do her justice. And she's a good friend, if she says that she obviously doesn't mean it in a harsh way. As i already explained.
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