Fixed Pants™

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Oooo, i know, isn't that the west coast of the uk?

Problem is, NMC has gotten so shit that there's no decent scope to proving you've learnt your lesson, you'll just get sick of 'for sail, t berd, mint conish mayte' and piss off to another forum because once you're in NMC it's all over. But most of the time, as it's me, people will think 'hahaha lolz look fatty, lets make a mountain out of a nipple and kick all sorts of shit up and make it sound 1000x worse than he said it. and lets take the worst possible face value of it LMAO!!!!!!!11' I don't think this forum can change from warnings and bans, not all that soon anyway, because on forums, the main, hilarious banter is from taking it a bit further than you would in real life, because you can, mainly anyway. It's just gotta calm down over a few months, or it's like expecting a public school lout to go into a private school and be the best behaved kid ever because they will spank you the f**k up if you put a foot out of line.

Positively EPIC.

You look old. happy bday.

(heart) lol.

Na i'm not. I just take most things some people say on here with a pinch of sodium chloride.

I haven't got a problem with you Simps, but when people like to pick on me because it was jokingly suggested is so spasticated.

Well done man!

Or punctuation/spelling.

hahaha lets ban fat pants from a thread. this are so funny!

Keep it real, and make everything sound as best you can.

Lost whats?

Sexy. Has she had her hair done since the last pic?

Paint, i think.

Woahhh, that's embarrassing, i'm tired ok. And you two guys are pretty similar, i got you two mixed up.

Jack = god.

What do you mean Nick? I don't ask if i can have parties, i tell her i'm having one... etc.

There's quite a few good riders in London, Andrew Chai, Adam Storey, and 2 beasty guys who aren't big names called Andrew and Martin. Many more though. I will definitely be up for riding.

'Slap her' Too true, people are such pushovers these days. Like 'my dad won't let me sell my bike even though he's nothing to do with it' slap him.

Thinking more along the lines of the MaxMax. Looks gash, the one they had in bikehut putney looked even worse.

Didn't really like the colour scheme of em. Reminded me of the Commencal 'Animal' style, which is gash.

Waste of money. What's wrong with cables? f**k spending 2100 on an electronic shifting group.

You were wearing one too you boob oh my god did you get a Conti callendar? It is amazing. You gonna be there tomorrow again?