Fixed Pants™

Like a flash boiler/ i know someone who made a potato gun powered by steam, pretty good. Stop it, i'm trying to cause a massive, interesting debate

But what about a runway moving in the opposite direction?

It needs the force to start it again, that is so obvious, even a twat like me could work it out. Does the aeroplane take off?

? Hmm, i'm making quite a few typing mistakes recently, no idea why.

lol? Well i feel that way when she's not talking to me, but when we're cool it's so awesome, which is the most annoying thing ever.

We're not going out, but it's back to being 'close'...

It's complicated, it's kinda back onish, sometimes it's so super awesome and i'm couldn't be happier, but last night i pissed her off some how (was pretty drunk, don't quite remember how) and when she's arsey with me it's so annoying and it's like i 'hate' her. Mindf**k.

They're pretty damn light, awesome frames. Think it's about 1.7kg.

Bit of a moan, sick of it being so up and down with me and Gemma, and she seems to have gone from me to my mates, annoying.

Hahah! I'm ok.

They're the new prototype 0 rake forks from deng aren't they? With titanium front holes to make it em lighter.

Make your chain as short as possible, with any luck it'll give you more wrap around the rear cog. Other than that, as a rule of thumb, never mix new and old drivetrain parts.

Shouldn't have got one, i definitely regret buying one, they're shite. Will probably lock up soon enough. Maybe a bit of spring or internal has broken off?

Basically, going to Dorking to do some mtbing at the dorking place where everyone rides (?) never been there before, but i'm sure 'dorking' would be recognised. Anyone wanna join?

Won't get in though will i? Unless Mike can get us in... Then i deffo will.

Do you have unt© tattooed on your boob?

That wa me when i wa a yoong lad.

GO TEAM NICK WOOD GO!

YOU'RE PROBABLY GAY. Erm, get some codecs of some sort?

www.vixy.net

Ski trip, skiing boots. Why not?

Possibly the most embarrassing pic of me ever. God i used to be fat. This was back in 2004 apparently. Thought it was 03 though.

Think i might be out saturday...

Haha. Well, it's gonna be a shitter if i don't. Will someone be at your house to let me in Mike?

I'm up for that. I reckon i could get away with being 18. Problem is, i'm in shit creek if they don't believe me.