Fixed Pants™

btw that was backwards... My computers been playing up for some reason thinks i'm pressing the left arrow but i don't even have a f**king keyboard cos i lost my rag and killed it! That was typed with an on screen keyboard and it still did it! So f**king annoying...

!detsaw .thgin emosewa

I'm not addicted or anything... (A)

JACK DANIELS? I WILL HAVE THEM IF YOU DON'T WANT THEM! OM G OM G

2 days on the bounce at pubs, had a lot of beer cider and jackdaniels and i'm roaring again! not as bad as last night though! went to this grimey little jamaican pub in penge and it was sweet the lady behind the bar gave me an xmas present in the form of a nice warm apple crumble and a drink for free. and my mate bought most of my drinks tonight. going riding early tomorrow though, woop.s

It's effort for no reward. Time consuming...

Well i could do 20 miles easy it's just a ball ache... I'll do a 100 mile ride but doing 20 miles for the sake of it isn't my cup of tea...

Joel has seen me ride around london, i'm pretty quick, especially in traffic. Open roads i can sprint. Hell, when i rode to ipswich on no sleep i did bursts of spinning sprints for about 10 mins around 30mphish and was keeping up with a fast geared roadie. I don't know why none of you think i'm not at all quick, you've never seen me ride so you shouldn't really judge either way.

Of course! My bad. They're still heavy and you get nothing good for your money, you don't even get a nice frame or anything.

Staminas not quite up for 20 miles these days. I'm more of a sprinter, short bursts are what i've been doing.

kev, you have such a way with words and sick burns. you are epic.

your mums a double joke.

Haha, it was a double joke! I may look stupid, but i'm not stupid enough to think that it's gods birthday today, we all know it's the virgin marys...

Bianchis are expensive! Definitely premiumly priced. If you want something decent for 650 quid, go for a boardman road comp, it will be 100x better than any road bike out there sub 700 quid.

The white with small black writing one? Na i lost it at nass this year! i miss that so much! I want it back but can't find another one anywhere!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3dLXGtJtVg Best flat land video ever.

Now it's f**king sunny. Gay! I wanna go out for a spin in the proper snow before it goes!

Dale, it will be compared to your commy When mine was stock spec it was about 20kg. Now about 22 i think.

Yeah, hannah lives in the f**king arse end of the middle of no where of the sticks. I'm surprised she even has internet that far away from anywhere.

Kinda blizzardy here. Nace! Rode home from the wifes on my hardtail which was fun, lots of skids

Got a garmin? We shall share dataz!

If i spin spin i top out at 34mph, i seriously did it in 11 mins, not sure on exact but i looked at my phone when i left, and i looked at it when i got there... It was around my part of london which is much more rural... http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=d&sour...mp;t=h&z=18 That's the route, ok so it was 4.7miles...

Hehe yep, i was in a hurry.

Get something with gears or at least a sensible gearing. I can ride 5 miles in 11 mins on my fixie.

Yep, it's definitely aids.