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Fixed Pants™

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  1. She looks exactly like my friend But my friend has much nicer boobs Saying that, they don't look half bad in that pic.
  2. Erm? Well probably because the cranks will hit the floor, especially easier if anything. And anyway, they did exist. Just not these days, as we've discovered higher bbs ride nicer on the back wheel. Doesn't matter about wheelsize, it's all about where the axles are. Mofo.
  3. No difference to the ride, maybe a bit flickier because the weight is longer, but it'll ride exactly the same, as it's lowered proportionally, but will be lower.
  4. Simps, topic title: 'Pictures of fat chicks' Hmm, i wonder, do i want to see naked fat chicks? Nope? Oh, i won't click it then. 'Trialtech keyring' Hmm, this is gonna be about a gay little keyring, do i want to see it? Nope, keyrings don't interest me? Oh, i won't click it then. to be honest stiltskin, chit chat is full of this, it's what it's made for. If you don't like it, don't use chitchat/the forum.
  5. Only problem is, that someone could be saving up for new bits and hasn't bothered/had the time to get it back so he or she can put the new bits on. However, if they're getting new bits they might aswell get a new bike while they're at it.
  6. Fixed Pants™

    Jobs?

    What are you trying to entrepreneurify?
  7. Fixed Pants™

    Jobs?

    I run a Halfords Bikehut... Apparently.
  8. If you're asking a trials forum, no. Shouldn't you look at their past performance or whatever bollocks shares entails? Buy an expensive hooker.
  9. Ah, just seen on s43. Custom bike on bed shot again eh. Looks lovely though, but those bars look higher rise than big ben?
  10. Don't you mean sleggggzzzz? JxM! Here sir. No work today so it's all good. New bike, Mark?
  11. Orge (spelling is an in joke) is 18 today! Happy bday!
  12. Bigman though, he's just a f**king monster, not fat. I think we define a fat person as someone like this: Could be thinner, but generally just mostly fat...
  13. I like my bikes to have straight things, such as frames, wheels, and seatposts. So, i shant let the fat ride it.
  14. One big thing for me, is in rush hour in and around London, you can't get your bike on the train, but they still allow fat people onto the trains. In all seriousness, my bike takes up the space of one SLIM person and i can lean up against it and move it all about without getting arrested for sexual assult, so why the f**k do they let fatties on the train at the same time? They take up 2 peoples space at least, most fatties take up 1 and a half to 2 seats too. They should have to pay 2 trainfares and fatty tax (34.5%).
  15. Isn't it just a preopened/weakened cap?
  16. And i'd have a boner for 16.95 years if i bought all the viagra they tried to sell me. And then you have things like the original post. I hate people.
  17. Yeah but some twat has to set it up... And then they get results from who click it i bet.
  18. Yep. On topic, i'm f**king sick of getting so much shitty junk email these days, telling me about credit cards n shit, f**ks me right off. I get home and have like 15 emails from some f**king fanny that has nothing better do to other than piss me the f**k off. Surely he should realise i'm not buying any of it and take me off his f**king mailing list? ARGHHHHH!!!!! /rant.
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