Fixed Pants™

Burning shit smells horrible, or it might smell sweet, can't quite remember, but i was riding my ol mini dirt bike on a field near me and a bit of shite went on the engine which was gay. If you have the time, go around the whole school and turn all of the desks upsidedown, also do this with computers, teachers desks, chairs and anything else that isn't stuck down (like a teacher for instance)

Yeah bitch slap that mofo'! But yeah as someone said, put his comp in the same room as the router then if it doesn't work, bitch slap that mofo and tell him he's an arse for being so strong headed.

OH HAHA, very funny I can hover when i meditate.

Eh, i mean like front sus only. A blonde moment for me ???

That looks nasty ( not for the squemish(SP), you bunch of girls!)

TOP news mate, hope he gets back to his usual self and riding ASAP

I wish it was my bike, but unfortunately is isn't , he said the pink grips are a lil bit too much, and he's probably changed them for black by now. But you've got to admit that bike is SEX

Wish i could hover AND get paid for it. But washing cars seems to be the best idea for a young lil lad, dress up in some nice looking clothes so you look like a nice, well mannered young man just looking for a few quid on the side. OR Get paid to wank! i don't know what the age limit is (it's probably 18) but its worth a try! but being 13 and all...

BLACK AND PINK, that combo is absolute sex if done right Heres the proof: [attachmentid=7815]

Doesn't getting the pads wet f**k them?... When pads get wet, and then dry over a prolonged period of time they get hard thus turning them absolute shite.

Theres nothing ol' Leechy can't do; he does trials on a hardtail!

Yeah Phil, you silly billy, YOU'RE VALIDATED NOW

I don't really know too much abou tit but i know there is a protection thing, for up to £500, just check on the paypal website PAYPAL EDIT: ah shit, just looked, it looks like it only protects ebay users with it, i might be wrong (hopefully)

Don't you have his address, where does he live, is it close to you, if it is close, petrol bomb his house, then take the brake, or the other way round if possible. And how did you pay? if it was by postal order is there a compensation kinda thing? i know paypal has that so if you paid by paypal you should be alreet.

YOU GO GIRL!!! Nice one, shes a hoe anyway, you don't want her.

I think we all know what the keyword here is. But tell her to f**k off, think, if you cheated on her she'd be right out the door (thats just how girls work) and never want to see you again, i'll let you make your decisions but i'd dump her.

OW! Nice break though. What you gonna get next?

I had that, ' hey is this you in the pic *insert dodgy link here*'

Well to everyone that thinks i'm stupid (everyone in the world): Yes it is predjudice (sp) and i'm not saying its the best, far from it, it's just a rough guideline, just think, you own a shop an offlicence for instance, and a chav comes in buying a 12 pack of chavvy booze, you'd be stupid if you think they were going to be responsible with it, obviously you guys don't quite get what i'm saying or something, but its just a small suggestion, that will go nowhere because i'm far from being important cos i'm only 15. And if you don't get it after 'a chav comes in buying a 12 pack of chavvy booze, you'd be stupid if you think they were going to be responsible with it' has been said then you're a bum cheek.

i'm talking about looks, fair enugh it might not work sometimes, but if the chav scum comes into the shop and buys a 12 pack of kestrel its abit suspect isn't it. But then if he looks like me (well sexy ) then by my body language, type of english i speak and wearing non chavvy clothes, its just a rough sketch of how it should be, i wasn't saying its perfect but its better than selling a load of beer to some chav scum that will then go nick a car and joyride it, crash it, and possibly kill people.

Thats what i'm worried about aswell, i'm only 15 at the moment and dont think ill be going uni, i'm just scared of work, hard to explain really, but i don't want to be in an office job working 9 till 5, i think id be happy with a practical job such as carpentry engineering mechanices etc... because i love making things, i just hope im not gonna be workign shite hours getting shite pay and having no spare time.

To save anzo the bother, and for viewers sake. HILAROUS, nice one anzo

AGE LAWS ARE f**kING STUPID, i don't know if this has been said because i only read the first half of the first page, but, for f**ks sake government, the night we turn 16... we magically gain the knowledge to smoke sensibly, and have sex sensibly, WTF, i think the person that came up with age laws should be shot, and when we're 18 we have the knowledge sent magically to us to drink sensibly, its so gay, same with at the cinema, like 10 days before you're 15 and you want to go see a 15 rated movie, they wont let you in, how the f**k, it seriously does my head in. Anzo should be a PM, he's got some VERY valid points, the extra tax is stupid. i think they should ban ciggarettes completely, and only sell alcohol to people that look non violent, there shouldn't be age laws as such but i think the sellers should have a disgression kinda rule, if the person looks nice enough sell it to them, if the persons a scummy chav dont sell it to them, full stop. Same with knives, if the person looks like a 'rude boy' (complete willy, kill them all) don't sell it to them. The government is shit. :very angry smiley:

HOE, you're very anti social. translation: wow this thing is fun i like it im going to abuse you now you bunch of f**king assholes mwhahahah sheep shaggers. All translated without the translator.

I just this second downloaded that j00 h4xx0rz0rz!! (if you don't understand this, you need to spend alot more time on the computer)