Fixed Pants™

Helicoiling? I think it's pretty easy and have had a quick search on google, and the helicoiling sets are about a tenner each... or i expect theres a trade in helicoiling so someone professional might be able to do it.

While we're at it: Next time a muslim knocks on your door, look through the letter box and see how they like it... It took me about 3 seconds to laugh and it's not my joke. Sorry if this offends.

He wants pictures of pink bikes, pics of female riders and or their bikes. Not all pink but its sex... And it's not mine (unfortunatly)

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Isn't it strange how Uranus is a GASSY planet? My psychiatrist (sp) says i've got a problem with getting revenge... I'll show him! Whats wrong with pushing four chavs off a cliff in a mini bus?.... a minibus can hold 16. etc etc...

Yeah my mate and i should be comming along if there is a ride. I'll keep asking other people. Would be good if LOADS of people came, ADVERTISE THIS RIDE people.

Will try to. Make sure you don't ride the night before? OK, it's in the screen name as i've got quite a few people that ride trials on my list.

I'm up for it, if i can get there, me and a friend should be able to go next sunday, haven't asked him yet but he said he wants to go on a london ride... He's been riding for 5 years as far as i know so he's pretty good, but i've only been riding 3 months now so i wont be doing much stuff, just watching.

Last saturday my friend was just about to do a gap and this drugged up drunk man came up to us and had a really good look at his set up, looking at his rear magura oh so closely (like 5 cm away ), and asked if he could feel how light the bike is and everything, that was funny. But apparently this guy that owned an antique shop threatened to kill my mate and his mates if he saw them riding on his wall again, FUN!

Nice vid, must say the camera quality has improved, editing was nice, music was good, and the riding wasn't too gash either. How long have you and your friend been riding? Oh, and GET A LID Trust me, you'll thank the lid and yourself one day.

I think i remember you took the wrong end of the stick from my post and thought i was calling you a chav? Whilst you were saying that not all chavs are violent, mate, the word chav is derived from Council Housed and VIOLENT, thats what chavs are. But using the number 4 instead of four, no capital letters, no punctuation, i think you need to improve the quality of your posts. I know everyones going to come back and call me a hypocrite for this but it's true, just because everyone else is having a dig at me people shouldn't come out of the blue and do some more digging, and i have already formally appologised for being an arse. So leave it out. I respect everyone for not commenting further, very mature of you.

I've always found it spiffingly funny to order free tampons to peoples houses. Especially if the persons household consists of a mum and a son (dad and sister or other siblings are optional). Makes for a very awkward day.

Yeah, sorry being an arse, guess i had too much sugar...

Since 11 October i believe, or sometime near that.

Punto mk 1= No, my mums got one and its problem after problem with it, if you want a non boy racer car , Vauxhall Nova's your car. That was a joke. Clio's can be nice depending which one you get and fiestas are reliable i think... i can't really say too much as i'm only 15 and haven't had a car yet. Any ideas what you want to use it for? That might help our decisions.

After people burning my arse with flames i've decided to reform my childish nature of photoshopping things, and will only post them on here if they are spiffingly funny.

And must know what they're looking for/at. Scummy twats, get a well loud bike alarm, at my school when i was a lil geek i went to 'electronitc club' and i had the option to make a 130 DB ( about the same as a concord passing over quite low) for 12 quid or something, it will tell you when people nick it and it will deafen them.

Like your lungs or something. Yeah, as he said, eBay is always a good place to sell useless stuff, or mug some people.

f**k, thats absolutly terrible to see man, if Nick (N.wood) doesn't post on here before he comes online i'll tell him about it and have him keep an eye out for it as he's down in plymouth Uni (i take it it's closeish to the uni) Hope you get it back mate.

Oh too true, it's all about old skool jungle, brilliant. Everythings became too friendly, we want some hardcore drum and bass back on the scene. And if my mum comes in when all this hardcore is playin , up really loud iwht a guitar amp, she'd f**kin' kill me, she absolutley hates it. Funny really.

Bitch slapping time.

Nice, i LOVE d'n'b with a passion, love hardcore, techno etc. Most recent good tune i've found is DJ Zinc - Creeper. DJ Zinc is good. Tommyknocker for hardcore. Rotterdam terror corps for hardcore aswell, Army of hardcore is a personal fav by them. Aphex Twins - Window licker, funny name and funnier lyrics, worth a listen. Roni Size does it for me, Groove on/Come, Out of breath, Lyric on my lip, Centre of the storm are the recent ones that i like. Chase and Status are good, 'new black music' is their sort of genre, good drum n bass though. Ruffneck - Ruffneck rules the artcore scene is my fav by him.(sorta hardcore, techno hardcore if you ask me) Cyantific for intabeats. 247Drumandbass Good drum and bass radio and quite afew big sets < 30 mins. DJ Jean - The launch - Classic ibiza tune! Pendulum - Slam is my fav by these. Agent - X is good. Andy C does some good sets. Sub-Focus is good. Will update when others spring to mind...

My DT teacher told me it was invented during 'Nam, with him being an RAF pilot for like 20 years (or something) i would of thought he'd be right, if he told me the wrong story i'll bitchslap him, are you 100% sure that it was made before 'Nam

Now thats what i call slummin' it. I can sleep on anything, i've fallen asleep on my laminate floor quite a few times now. Actually feel sorry for you because you had to do that, was it ok and how long did you have to do it for?

I only said a bit of a boy racer. But since then we've established that he's got modified body parts and possibly some other mods on it. But don't all young men with cars have a lil bit of boy racer in them?