Alex makes a ROAR at them, and threatens to bite their ankles, OR they give him a lolly for his bike... But seriously, i've seen Alex topless, and he looks pretty muscly, so he'd probably beat them up Which is why i don't wanna meet him (i always tease him about his vertically challenged body) I once told a chav that if i let them have a go on my mini dirt bike, and they went more than 5 MPH it'd blow their legs off as it was a new engine, which was true, except the blow their legs off bit, it'd just make the engine a bit shit.