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Definetly get a Zip, they're like the best ever frames for the money... Bloomin strong aswell.

And if you're going bareback wouldn't it just slip straight down if shes kinda dry? then it will look really weird and you'll get laughed at...

Wouldn't it be best to get it stiched up again?

HAHA. Yeah, don't quit, get a trials bike as soon as you can and get riding!

It works on all websites, even porn websites... Quite fun having a wank and having a gabbly .

T-PRO!!1!!!eleventyeleven!!!!1111shift+1!!!!!!oneoneelevenonehundredandeleventythousand!!!!!!!1! You'll be paying way too much for the Monty. Too over priced.

Round here 'Blates' is 'Bate' and it means obvious. 'Yer blud, bate she'd get wokked out'

EVERYONE ON NOW!!! Pete Wright bitch fest. So funny!

EVERYONE GET ON massive convo going at the moment, funny too. Scotty, get back on now.

I sense a warning now George is here

AS a JOKE, it went 'Post a picture of your cock' Then underneath it said 'Only joking, post a pic of your christmas tree' Really sorry, but to be honest, if i wasn't the clown i'd be a pretty boring person with not much going for me... Any sympathy?

I can't help being a dull person.

At first request it was changed, i'm a good boy, and i was only trying to be slightly funny. Sorry

Well obviosuly all of you are sruges and have no christmas spirit it might aswell be closed

That'd be Bashy, na, he 'spits' the truth... one of his 'bars' goes: 'i'm not on a gang ting, you wont see man doin the harlem shit' saying he's not one of those c**ts that'll mug you but proceeds to say how he'll clamp you if you push him too far, which is good i 'spose. Just try to listen and understand what he's saying, one part goes along the lines of 'families in low income thats why everyones fightin' over crums...' Don't let my gangsta knowledge make you think i'm more of a twat than you already think i am, i'm not envolved with that, living in Penge you pick things up. The guy after Bashy, Bruza, is a legend! with his cockney accent...

All the gangsta' slang in the form of a rap.

For two... Try a pedal punch? Are you trying to get it to back wheel or both wheels?

Yup, my mate has an MBK Stunt, pretty shit to be honest, cheap chinese stuff = poo poo...

I'd say get a T-Pro as Montys are way over priced. And the T-Pro is 25 quid cheaper. Keep the maguras from your DB and put them on the T-Pro and you're away.

So many to name... Do u think im a dik ed? Are you taking me for a fool? Eat - steal from. f**k - I can't think of anymore. Skeen/Seen - Oh i see. Ice - beat up or just punch. Clap - slap. Alie - innit - I agree. Walie - how samarlians say 'Alie' Strap - Gun Greazy - Good. Tug - Thug. Spit - Rap. Gash - girl. Bash - wank. On road - in a public place basically.

It's not a big ride but there's a nice fella up there as i speak, might be going up there later with another rider.

Think i might go, everyone else go, he's a wicked guy, like to see some people up there.

There's loads of people in Plymouth to ride with, i'm not sure if it's anywhere near Exeter, but if you can get a train there or something theres a really nice guy called Nick Wood that's going to uni there, he's been riding about 5 years so he's pretty well experienced, he's just one of them though, i'm pretty sure there's 10+ in Plymouth. I'd say a Mod, they're cheaper, less hassle to maintain and have less parts to break. I'm 5.7, 15 and around about 9, 10. (I ride mod by the way) Go mod

I've got 'Down With The Sickness' It's shit though, is he meant to be funny? He just sings rock songs?

Everyone get on! NOW!