Fixed Pants™

Aw, c'mon Chai, it'll be fun and your illness will magically go because trials heals all!

Rob i think i love you now! nice one for comming along... And i bought the whole shebang today from sponge, sorry.

Everyone else still up for it?

Laandan maate, GET DOWN THERE TOMORROW, SLOPED WALLS OPPOSITE THE SHELL CENTRE, 11 - 11 30... 07955804412 if you're comming, phone me and we'll tell you where we are, best to get off at waterloo if you can and find the London Eye...

Everyone still comming? I definetly am, 99%! Still sloped walls 10 a.m.? Post mob numbers please, mines 07955804412 Hope to see you there!

Starting from now then? Count me in.

ZOO's!!! Went for a ride in London with Elding and he had them on his smooth rear rim, they're so beast, i want them...

Got there about 30 mins late, they were still there, result! Good ride, Joe was doing some good stuff, sponge and two other unicyclists were there, they were good, last gap Joe intended doing he got a pinch which was bum but at least he didn't wanna do any more, nice stack aswell. He nearly fell down a 10 ft hole which looked so scary... In other words, GET YO' ASS DOWN TOMORROW. NACKERD.

f**k, just woke up and it's 9:30, f**king phone alarm !!! Headless chicken erun to get down there remotely on time now.

Obviously don't know about Alex's vertically challenged body then? Only joking Alex, i love you Feel free to say 'Glen got slim fast for christmas and it didn't do anything, obviously' (only Alex can say that)

Does birthday count? I got a Da Bomb last birthday, what a f**king joke That's ample Alex

Meh, it's a meh occasion as said, not much special left now i'm 15, i know exactly what i'm getting so there's no surprises, just meh. Voted yes.

Sweet, think the tyre will be here christmas morning though? Remember to bring the bash (tomorrow, or when ever you're down) there's a fiver in it for you!

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He isn't? I thought he was the fit brunette...

So i've ordered a Creepy Crawler from DiscountCyclesDirect, i was just wondering if anyone knows if the site is reliable or even real, as it still says it's 'processing' my tyre and i'm starting to worry as i idealy need the tyre for christmas day or boxing day at the latest... Yes, i have already ordered it so it's too late if it is a dodgy website, but ordered it as it was a quick decision in an attempt to get it for christmas day... Also, when i put my freewheel onto my new hub, will i need the freewheel tool as i'm low on money and don't really want to be spending 10 quid on a freewheel tool which i will only use once. As far as i know i can just put it on with my hands as tight as i can and then just riding it should tighten it up enough?

I brought my dad a nice big mug of shut the f**k up I really couldn't care less about him, had an affair with some woman (who i will kick in the tits if i meet her) when i was 9 months old or something, what a wanker... Contemplating going to his house and paintballing it with a nice big mug of powerful paintball gun (if i can get one) to smash his windows and make a paint mess PAINT 4TW! [attachmentid=8881]

Yeah, i guess i'll have to stay with you 'cos my riding buddies aren't going, so you'll have an annoying kid on an orange seatless bike following you Could i just buy the bolts?

Anyone know why it's like this? i guess it's got something to do with my settings, not too sure though. Guess you could say i'm new to firefox... MMOOOVVVAAAGGEEE!!!

HAHA minge... I was referring to myself.

That thread was handy and reassured me that i wasn't the only fool with that idea... Thanks for help! Shall be all gravy for christmas! Wow, i've got 3 pages of friends, i feel so loved and popular!

I advise everyone to watch the vid on my myspacker...It's so funny... MYSPAZZZ! Adam: Searched 'Headset press bodge' on forum's search, no results, what do you suggest i look for and on what site? Thank you helpful man Chen kooie (borat)

(to the tartyboys) Hmm, who was tartridge out of the TartyBikes crew? And why does he not go on his account anymore? PS: Thanks for the wheel and headset, could i bodge the headet press by using a nut and long bolt, large washers and a bit of tightening with spanners?

Silly thought admittedly but it was only an idea, be easy on the man? Didn't word it very well or present it as if it was a well thought of meaningful idea... Just drop it

He's not an idiot... Just has an idea that's not really good, there are upsides to it (maybe) but two 17 year olds free in a car is like giving a shotgun to a murderer... The driver will show off and the passenger will egg him on, it would be abused by too many boy racers and will cause a lot of deaths.