Fixed Pants™

Well if you've got a bit of a talent, then why not share it? Why do people make trials videos? Why do people ACTUALLY train to get better, apart from maybe fitness, but then at the end of the day, that's so they can do that much bigger stuff when out riding with people, which is then just showing everyone how good you are... Why do people wear ncie clothes? Why do people do any f**king thing in their life? Jesus christ, i just said i was pretty fast. And ALSO, take it with a pinch of salt (awaits, i take everything you say with a pinch of salt), i know people get annoyed when i even mention a word that relates to a fixed or anything, so i do it cos it's funny.

I'm very impressive on fixie i've been told... When i was tricked out (so just risers, heavy kit etc) i was told i was f**king quick (night i raced the s2000...) My main big up is i can hold a sprint for ages... Sams seen what i'm like not even pushing it (i think) and i remember him saying something about fast.

BAD TIMES. Fixie thighs i'll have you know Jay... Fishy, OBM said he gon open a can of woopass on the next person who showed tf the pic though...

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LOL. I don't have a save the rave shirt though. And i'd prefer to show them my fixie, it's more impressive than a flash.

I've got all of that, and more. How random is that? Where was the idea from? I haven't been able to find the charger for my car and i've been very very busy the last 2 weeks.

YEAHHH BOIIII.

What pedals you got for it?

I'm on a bandwagon!

Shouldn't be able to move it at all! Nukeproof do a deep cup headset, not as expensive as a king, but proper nice. Think it's about 40/50 quid.

Holy shit! I could have sworn i read it was synergys. My bad. I'm drunk ok!

Shut up? That's not what a bike shop would do, they would tell you to get a new frame, this is a home, completely unrelated to work, so therefore not a professional view, bodge, so i can say it reguardless of my job.

Sam just likes the whole fixie thing. I'll sort him some trailblades and will get him doing tricks in no time.

Coke can on the flared side and bosh it on. Or araldite.

That too. So why suggest i ride it?

Like f**k is it a heap? And i'm not a hipster so none of my stuff is NJS, so i can't ride keirin.

Ok so we'll all get brakeless track bikes and race across london? See who wins?

Erm, the fact it means i'm a f**king beast on my bike, sort of.

I hadn't done that for so long Fat Pants for mod!

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He could have, i wouldn't have disqualified him if he did.

Nope, it was a no rules race.

Tarty raffle grips, cheapest way to get some Echo Urban forks (free for 3rd place )

I had a street race with a Honda S2000 last night, and won. Bishops gate to London bridge if you wanna have a look at the route/map. But basically, i was going too fast for him to overtake me, and it pissed him off so he screamed past me, i caught up a few secs later, he got stuck at some lights, i jumped them and nearly got laid out by a taxi, he again laid some rubber and went past me, but another set of short lights, gave me enough time to sprint over london bridge faster than i've ever been on flat, he got to the lights about 10m before me, 3 lanes, went out of my way to go past his car at the final set of lights, and off i went to the pub round the corner... Was epiccc.

Dura-Ace inserts, 7 quid a pop. Well good.