Fixed Pants™

MOTHER f**kER. I had no idea it was that tune. I SO REMEMBER THAT FROM WHEN I WAS YOUNG, God that's bringing back some memories. Gonna hump your leg now (Fat Pants' sign of appreciation)

JOE? I'm sure them last two aren't you, WTF, i saw you only a few weeks ago, what strength meff have you been taking?!

That was my plan all along. Me thinkies i'll pass on them 'cos this tensioners a beaut, i still love you long time though. f**king cameras and their battery needingness, can't find any f**king rechargaebles, i had about 16 at one stage and i can't find a single bastarding one! f**k. (Woz, no, you don't need to send me any batteries )

He's obviously a version of a troll.

I know a guy called Pardon.

--------------- Get some mates round. Go somewhere, like the cinema. Build a potato cannon. Make something dangerous. Make something that makes a loud bang. Blow shit up. The usual, use your imagination.

GTFO N00b?

I see, thanks Mike and Rob. Bit too late now though , might have another one somewhere that i might be able to butcher into one of them. Shall get pics up tomorrow, i finally have my sis's digi cam so expect a thread in bike pics.

Hmm, how does that work then Mike? Mine's underneath the bolt on the outside of the drop out... Works ok i guess, better than a mega slack chain!

It works, sort of, the chain line needs to be sorted ideally, but i can sort it out tomorrow. Slipping back thingy - If i let it go right into the drop outs surely it's not gonna be able to slip back and lose tension? Doesn't feel very taught though.

Yes. (Oh, you talking about chain tugs? I couldn't get any in my LBS or anywhere and i can't be f**ked to order any off t'internet so i thought i'd kill some time on a project?)

Hey, dunno if anyone has had this idea before but i was looking at my chain earlier and it was rather loose, so i thought, lets rape that old bike in my garden for a derailleur in an attempt to give ye old chain a bit of tension... I intend to cut off the circled bit and put the hanger bit underneath the bolt on my axle adding a screw of something to it to stop it spinning. Any ideas? Am i a retard?

Take away 'Click here if you do not wish to wait', why the f**k would anyone wanna wait anyway?

Called 'Bollocks Onza-Trials and OnzaTrials23 post' Crystal Palace for me and you can f**k off if you think i'm a glory hunter

Dirty Sanchez the movie anyone? Downloading off limewire as i speak. Jackass, Dudesons etc.

Haddaway - what is love.

Tuesday you muppet.

f**k all Completely forgot about it.

I swear infront of friends, not family though, except sister i.e 'give me the laptop you fanny/willy' don't take the piss' 'stop taking the f**king piss' 'shut the f**k up' etc. Swear if i want infront of mates. Sometimes comedy needs swearing (watch Lee Evans) I like/try to be funny when i can, so swearing is on the books.

It's NicholARSE! Nice pikkas.

www.faithsfx.co.uk - You'll catch all the well known rudeboys on there.

I've got one of the 80 quid ones from eBay supercycles. Works fine, you've got nothing to worry about. The BB thread is cut 1/2mm too big if i remember rightly and you can order replacement BBs from SuperCycles (phone them to find out more/ to order one)

He's also Singaporeese if i remember rightly. Brilliantly smooth rider too. He'll almost definetly be in London for when you get here.

S'not chav, it's rudeboy! I have so many from them thinking i was a badman/black year or two.

Wiley - What do you call it. I'll send it to you over MSN?