Fixed Pants™

I can do the IP bit, it's not always accurate though. Depends on ISP.

20p and a slap?

The reason why kids are fat these days is because there's a comp game for ever sport you can do, so why would you play a real sport when you can have just as much fun on a ps2 without the effort. Stupid gamers. Would like there to be a decent trials game but the problem is - it's too hands on and pretty much impossible to make a game from it.

HHS - Hire Something Sharp, bolt cutters (f**k off big arse ones) or a petrol angle grinder. Pick lock (can be made in a couple of mins, youtube 'how to make a pick lock' and there should be a tutorial 21 mins long, watch it, make one and do some tootin' pickin'. Hammer - twat the f**k out of it. Hacksaw. fat 10 metre long chain + tow bar on a car + (VERY heavy duty)pad lock (padlock chain to d lock, chain to tow bar and give it some mother f**king revs. What's it d locked to? What part of the bike?

Hacking is gaining entry without permission (sort of) so yes, you do need to 'hack'

i wanted to hack it for the pride of saying 'i can hack' 'i am t3h 1337 h4xx0r!'

beau_forrest89@hotmail.com is the email address you want to use?

Who would your alternate email address be? Ask them? Or is it an old account that the email gets sent to? Check every account you an think of. If not, i could try hack it

Please do I'm 15, look 13, will i get into one of your gigs?

Vixy.net Probably the best out there? Can save it as many formats without having to convert with loads of other stuff...?

If anyone has a problem of them falling off whilst riding, have no fear! There is a solution! :bow::bow::bow::bow::bow::bow::bow::bow: I'm still waiting on mine

just refresh the page a few times if it's not working, worked for me.

Heat rash? Sounds like what you get when you get a heat rash but i don't think it's caused by what you say.

Probably... I expect quite a few more will come too. Bring Mr PHartley if you know him ('cos he's from Hampshire), MAKE him come.

My AOL connection is being gay, s'been disconnecting for a week or two now. Keeps signing me out of MSN at times and had quite a few problems downloading Mike's awesome mix (download it i tell you, DOWNLOAD IT!) so it must be my internet and not MSN that's being gay.

AMAZING Mike. Funkiest stuff i've heard for a while! Had a couple of problems downloading it (my d/cing internet) but it's been well worth the wait! Brilliant throughout. If you haven't downloaded this, DOWNLOAD IT NOW! Now go make some 'fat' bassy drum and bass.

Very nice Woz! Effects are simple (in a good way) but are effective. Get finishing though! I see how you don't have any pics of you, you imaginary bloody nice bloke!

Alan you absolute dildo, you wait until i get mine! My cross eyes are so much better than yours *rawr*

I am ADDICTED to Crunchy Nut, it's so nice.

We can settle this with a bit of bondage - IT'S A FRORK

Tomm - 2 Unlimited is from 1995, so, i was alive then, but obv with my mum being 44 and the 90/80's where she used to go sort of 'clubbing' if you like with her friend but she died a few years a go so the days of that went. She still has some of the old 'thats what i call music' things, i specificially remember that's what i call music 28 and it's now at 70 nearly so yeah.

Aren't they meant to last a lifetime and never snap? That's what i've heard if i remember rightly.

Worse (sexy thang in real life )

Comodo is wank. ZoneAlarm ***.

Shovel + bin bag + lake.