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Fixed Pants™

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  1. Paper beats rock. EDIT: Bugger, giant paper (see stickman for scale) pwns any wrestler.
  2. Uh huh, Jims is good, he's got some real beautys. He's planning on making this: He's designed it all himself and it's gonna be fooking powerful! Put it this way, Very powerful bbs guns max out at 1J.
  3. Was GOOD! Antonios gap was MAHOOSIVE, surprised he isn't dead. He has the largest balls for doing it though. Fat Pants with his god like strength saved spodes day And spode saved my day, i shall pay you back in the next life. Or on the next ride, either one is good. And chai, you're just a fat tank, how many pinches did you get?! 4? 5? Ty for good ride
  4. Lol, i've just realised it's fake. Bum.
  5. So it's like, free internet? Or just making your net wireless? Looks good though.
  6. wtf.. I don't get it... How is wanking any different from sex? Tey both make you leave your load behind (flushing out them thingies). Same with eye sight or w/e, saying wanking makes you have bad eye sight, you're still orgasming if you have sex or wank...
  7. The newest addition: Whole cannon. BV. Closed. End cap with schrader and silencer, which worked at first, but then i blew the end off and it kinda don't work now. Waste pipe silencer, didn't work, i don't think. Silencer again. Comments? It's f**king powerful.
  8. My mates turning up at about 11 30 i think, i should be there at 11 though.
  9. Just seen this: QFFT. For f**ks sake who ever was complaining about him saying nigger, he didn't mean it in a derogatory context did he?!
  10. PC is shit, it should have been burnt at birth. My views aren't really suitable for this forum, again, i'l lleave them out of it, i'm on 40% lol.
  11. Necrobump I'm usch a goon i forgot that it was a screwdriver in my cannon, not a potato, shot it at about 45* out of my garden, can't see any ambulances over where it must have landed. I'm such a goon i just found out what getting launched means, was doing some skids on the field on my minimoto and i opted for a turning type skid, got launched about 6 ft!
  12. I like the sticker in the back window.
  13. I can probably lend you a pair of clamps sponge, but i haven't got the bolts for it so bring some if you need em. MY BIKE WORKS! Coming
  14. I've got my freewheel Need to get to hellfrauds for them to take the old screwon bit off, then i should deffo be going. I believe it's sponge selling the booster.
  15. Large Marges are the massive fat ones?
  16. Couldn't find Goatsblood on LW... Got a couple of Dillenger Escape Plan though, they seem pretty good. TY
  17. White stripes, iShit decided it wanted every other song to be by the white stripes on shuffle, there are a few good songs - jolene, seven nation, hotel yorba etc, but the rest ARE AS ANNOYING AS f**k. - if the files are actual objects, that i could smash the f**k out of, i f**king would smash the f**k out of the,. they would get larruped with my baseball bat until they die. Gay fanny bands like mcfly and busted REALLY PISS ME OFF. most of razorlight cold play keene etc songs are complete SHIT however, there are one or two decent ones. Trivium are good. Just for the sheer madness factor, same with lamb of god. Madness are legendary, but iShit decided again, it wanted to play it too much, so i delete them, like the white stripes. The streets are good who ever said they weren't.
  18. Fixed Pants™

    Today

    A hint for people that have nice missuseseses.
  19. Yeah, disk brake making ***. Seconding the 'get stuff people can relate to' bit and have variation - start all techy at first and near then end go BIG, and don't fall off early on or you'll disappoint the croud (tech first)
  20. Start poo to get them hyped up then when the time is right WHIP OUT A CAN OF WHOOPASS ON THEM PALLETS.
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