Fixed Pants™

I think i saw that!!!! Well done mate, hero.

Armpit.

Na. It's something that will come with time. Or alcohol. (for both me and them)

Not those two together, however, their own friends, maybee I was told 'for my bday' by currently seeing girls best friend, who aint too bad at all. And then i managed to make friends with a couple of previous girls friends the other day, who tend/seem to be pretty curious.

Probike? You gotta be shitting me. However, they're cheap shit. They make specialized, which is generally expensive shit () so it proves that can do good stuff. Anddd, the frames were indeed quite crap last year, but this year they're 100% better.

Problem: They talk. lol.

Lol Matt. Dave, i could probably do that with both of them to be honest.

I'm pretty sure the Boardman frames are made in the Merida factory, who also make specialized etc.

I'm backkk. Current girl i'm seeing, dandy, she's nice etc, then we've got a previous girl trouble girl liking me now, now that i'm seeing some other girl... I'm pretty feckin' torn. Bah!

Yo. Decided to register to here now have we? Cool. N.Wood is the guy who lives in plymouth atm due to uni, who might not be coming back, the traitor! And Ben doesn't use the forum... That's pretty much everyone apart from a few older riders who no longer ride...

Wronggg, frames are spot on! They are amazing bikes, some quality control issues but halfords will sort that out no problem. Boardman MTB Pro, DO IT. And yes, i have properly ridden these bikes, i've taken out the 1000 quid full susser for a right bash over a whole day, at Leith Hill and 2 other hills in Dorking, and i can't fault em at all. Just get somewhere else to set it up if you're not happy with the setup, it'll be worth spending the 25 or so quid it'll cost to get it set up properly.

Ah fair enough. Just gonna neck about 15 relentlesses? I'm half tempted to make a new thread saying 'spare a fiver you cheap bastards!', only a few have donated, it's gay. How much have you made so far?

Well if you're gonna be doing nothing, join in! Nothing like a warmup lap!

Na, i'm gonna ride the circuit and f**k off to work

I'm going at 6 am Haha, touché.

You're gonna be annoyed to know, i'm gonna do it before you. And finish a lot quicker.

I meant not wake up, but still be dead. It was a trick/joke anyway. It was said in school, a mate was in science and they were talking about something, and he's like, ahh you could wake up dead! Seriously, then he realised what he had said.

Would you rather wake up dead, or not wake up dead?

happy cuntday.

Obviously Nick.

It wasn't great typing i'd say... And cos i had a bottle in my hand. I was a right shit last night, i dunno why. And the cuts aren't too bad, just a few little nicks.

Why would you even think of that? lol.

im still f**king wasted. i spent 35 quid att a cheap bar (think it was like 2.50 for a magners), and some of them were 4 shots in one, for 2 quid. because she didnt have any jager bombs. and were talking whiskey, vodka, gin, and whatever else. all proper strong shit. f**k me. i bottled a payphone too so i cut my hand up. had a bit of a row/fight (that didnt turn too bad) before that over some shit with a mate and a bunch of 'think they're ard' boys. f**k, theres sick on my living room carpet.

I'd slap you if you came into my shop and asked that! haha. What do you want the bike for? The 40 odd quid Shimano m540s do the job, i use em on a lot of my bikes. Double sided, so no need to flip over or whatnot. You could go for something slightly heavier which has 1 side spd, one side caged pedal, same sort of money, they're the m324. Shoes, spend lots or you'll get foot pain. Lets face it, you ride trials, your legs are gonna be powerful as f**k, if you're hammering it, you'll flex the shoe, it'll hurt quite a bit. I've got it myself, i had some shimano m182s and never had pain at all, went for some m160s as a backup and every time i wear them, i get a pain on the underside of my foot, cos of the flex, and it's my chocolate foot so... Yeah.

Replace fanny with the c word. You: helloo Stranger: hello Stranger: Are you happy ? You: quite You: you? Stranger: yes i am. Do you have alot of friends? You: yeah Stranger: well Stranger: you cant always depend on the friends you got in times of trouble Stranger: i would like to introduce you to a person You: who? Stranger: His name is Jesus Stranger: He can be your best friend You: jesus is a fanny Stranger: Accept him into your heart You: no You: if he was real Stranger: The devil speaks through you You: i wouldnt be able to call him a fanny Stranger: The power of christ repent you You: haha f**k off you bible bashing willy Stranger: i will pray for you my child You: JESUS ISNT REAL Stranger: that your soul shall find peace Stranger: i will pray hard Stranger: i will tell of you in churchgroup and we'll all pray for your soul You: haha You: yeah, tell your mates, that the fanny you're there to see, doesnt exist