Fixed Pants™

Bumps! More people please.

It's because i posted a pic of my bike. BBC must have weirdos that work for them, they shouldn't know about the goatse.

That's f**king hilarious!!! Did they catch on?

That sir, is the Goatse!

Think i have sleep talked a few times. Mother tells me the next morning, dunno if she's bsing though.

The estimated value of meatspin is: $31,828 My fav porn site: Domain age (approximately): 13 Years, 3 Months, 20 days.. The estimated value of http://.****.com is: $2,967,300 It used to be a link to videos, be them funny, cool etc, with a porn section, but now it's just a complete porn site.

TRIALS FORUM IS BETTER THAN OTN The estimated value of http://observedtrials.net is: $38,870 I shall go post it on OTN.

Lol, looked nasty. Whats up with the trouser shot at the end? Was it so good you got excited? Explain please.

My friend does/used to do it, about a year or so back, he went into the road naked and layed there, good job his sister saw what happened, or he would have probably been hit by some late night racer. Pissed in places too.

The stab bit sounds a bit nasty, heard it before i think. I wouldn't mind having the odd (once or twice a year) bout of sleep talking, shouting things such as cnut and twat, would be pretty funny to record.

oookkk... I'll leave you two to it then.

Medway Trials btw. (Chris)

We had sex in it, on your hench trampoline

Yup, he's back for a few weeks/months (as far as i know). As Neek said, he's been in the marines, he's blatantly gonna get bummed first cos he's ginger and shaves his armpits. Love you really Matt.

I'd see a doctor. http://www.aarogya.com/FamilyHealthlifesty...taid/poison.asp It says drink milk, i'd do that, don't go silly, on it, just have a generous helping (my guess)

Yeah, robs garden is f**king hench too.

The gayhead offering me the bike said 80 quid, apparently, but that was from my mates younger brother (fanny)

OBM I can do, he's in London most of the time (I think) OBM will be my bitch. Thanks for help.

Well, i had a quick go on it when his daughter had it, wasn't too bad, don't think the brakes were too good though. I dunno if i'll be getting it though, depends if i can get the dorrah together, if i manage to get a job in the next couple of weeks i'll deffo get it (as long as i can afford it). My worry is that i can barely pick up a trials bike (trying to bunny hop or w/e). I'll have to come to poopipe land and learn the way!

Are Hoffmans any good? (I think they're fairly good, but when i first got into trials i thought missions were good) I think the geezer said Hoffman Pro? It's black, pretty decent condition, not sure about it though, saw it a couple of months ago as his daughter was on it, then yesterday he offered me it for 50 quid... I don't think it's stolen, even though he has just come out of prison and looks pretty dodgy, lol. Might get into BMXing, dunno if i have the strength/skill to do all the shit that the decent people do though.

AVG is pretty much a tub of wank. Yasee, i'm in two minds about antiviruses other than norton and mcafee, i seem to never get any popups saying some shits been going down on your hood (comp) while when i used norton it would 'find' nasties quite a lot, i say 'find' because my theory on norton and mcafee is that they're complete bollocks and make up alerts to make it seem like they're finding shit and they're saving the day. Might try go back to Norton for a week or something, see what happens. (i think i'm on drugs) Danny, or any other leet for that matter, is nod32 a live antivirus, as i've never had alerts when running hacking stuff, even though it's 99% of the time detected as viruses. But yeah, as Danny's said spybot is good and often picks up some good stuff, honest program.

Yes. I got one at a boot fair, 2 quid. Brand new. Bint. Was it a nasty dent or a push in one? I'm surprised she's doing what she's doing, she sounded like a nice woman when it actually happened.

Word. Last year or something my heart went all f**ked up on the way home from school (palpitations, worse than i'd ever had) and had to get an ambulance etc... I've 99% stopped eating fast food, crisps (haven't had more than 1 packet this year, i think) chocolate, fizzy drinks n stuff, WHY THE f**k AM I STILL FAT? lol.

Had a go on my mates fixxie today, pretty normal experience, weird it being fixed though. So f**king light too, probably half the weight of my trials bike.

Word. I'll be having words! Nice bike though.