Fixed Pants™

Erm, dunno. I has a plan though. I have no school for 3 months, so at least one day in them 3 months i'll get wasted, and just chat her up deliberately (if you know what i mean?) and if she doesn't like me in that way i can just say it was the alkihol. PLAN! btw... I'm not majorly serious about her, but its not like i would turn her down...

Dunno, if one or two other people go, i'll go anyway... Probably. I can stay ouy till 11 (last train is at 11 56, wanna make sure i'm not cutting it fine)

lol. Lee Evans: I wouldn't know how to pull a bird, i've been with one woman since i was 16, i'd go up to them and give them a dead leg... (or however it goes, it's funny)

I SHOULD be, that makes it worth it!

I LOVE THIS TUNE. It is THE definition of epic. Best make a beasty vid!

Mmm. If i can get a job before you sell them i'll probably have them off you. When i get a job, some serious shit is gonna be bought.

Sloped walls are the only real option for me, liverpool street is a mission from waterloo.

Hey! They're signed forks, signed by me, which makes their value double to 3 quid! If anyone wants to swap my old frame (da bomb) for some ok forks, i'll do it .

Hmm, i dunno, i think it's the front wheel If i get a tank chain, i'll be fine. Thanks for the link Tom, saw that earlier today, 30 quidleys though.

I wouldn't mind seeing some pics please Ruse? You say you go to Elephant and Castle? It's wayyy dodgy round there though, do you not fear for your bike? I'm fairly sure i'll go tomorrow, depends if my bike stops being a fanny though (lazy pistons, pads rubbing, pads sticking, tyre rubbing on frame, lack of snail cams/ tugs) Oh, and Martin is an absolute BEAST. He can probably put about 3 petrol tankers worth of force down on his chain. POWERHOUSE.

On a serious note, go out to places, maybe naked to ensure you get attention, if not, tart yourself up?

Right, she's drunk, i'm an amateur at drunk rapes, poopipe, HELP! Lol, i'm being as flirty as i can. Lets hope it works

About my looks? Mentality? Both? lol.

16 a couple of weeks ago. (posted up about her not inviting me to her party, misunderstanding)

Yeah, they gave you fat blisters on your little toe.

I'm never gonna have a brakeless accident now I used to jam my foot in the front tyre when i was a young 'un, deliberately go over the bars and twat the ground hard, good days. Oh yeah, chain snapped when i was about to bunny hop up a kerb. (again)

Pic doesn't really do her justice.

No paint on the front wheel in the first place And yeah, flexes A LOT, i've nearly bought a few at different times but forgot/couldn't be bothered/ spent the money on other stuff.

Whats that mean't to mean you punk?

Hmm, maybe, i've still got some roofies left over from last weeks pull. btw she is fit. Redhead as poopipe would call her, or was it Davey that calls fit gingers redheads?

Unique. Gonna go do some beasty bunny hops off of kerbs!!! Gonna be scary brakeless. How do you bmxers normally stop? Crash?

Just been cleaning it up n stuff, it's now rideable, bodged the chain up and bodged the seat up (excuse the weird angle). Beast. Gave the forks a quick clean. Cleaned up nicely. Took me a f**king age to do just that bit... Cranks and stuff. Stem, original? Raleigh markings on the rear rim. Rear hub is Sturney Archer which looks like an old company, build onto the original raleigh rim (fairly sure the whole rear wheel is original) Unmarked hub, definety not the original wheel

Haven't met her... Yet.

Like a woman version of smarterchild. That was pretty much all the convo apart from some talk about how i am and a bit of exams. Then she went offline (she's weird like that, doesn't stay on her comp long (weirdo)) ()