Fixed Pants™

Nice one! always nice to have some footage of before you go out to ride and some jokes on the ride, really good vid. Great riding, good editing and a tune no one can complain about. 5*

Speaking of bending doors... Theres this geezer around here, really dodgy and violent, stabbed his girlfriend the other week, he tried to steal my neighbours car, by bending the door open n stuff, tried for f**king ages, then the next mornin, my neighbour saw what had happened, silly fanny, it ws already unlocked! Another vote for the inflatable things, i locked the key in the boot of my mums car when we was about 300 miles from home. f**k did she go ape at me, had to call out RAC and they bagged it.

GNU Image Manipulation Program. Not a bad attempt. And the photoshop looking gimp is called gimpshop, not bothered to try and find it though.

Front triangle

There goes my chances of scoring.

Don't cut it in half IIRC, just drill a hole in it, but it's bollocks and you apparently need remote locking. Erm, you could try make a pick for it, it's a b*****d to do but if you can stay there for an hour fiddling about with it, it might be worth it. Basically, you need a similar thing to tweesers but with an angled off end, so two bits go in either side of the entry to the lock and you put tension on it, then the pick is basically a wavy pattern on both sides, needs to be about 1cm tall and you just put it in and give it a good wiggle. Tension shouldn't be too much, as it will stop the pins from going in nicely, just have it so it's just turning the barrel and experiment! http://www.devonlocks.com/lock-picking/warded-locks.htm Have a look at auto jigglers on there and try make something that looks like that, just a quick bit of filing will do.

I have been informed, and it can't be people just bad mouthing him, as he bullshitted about the zenith, so even people who joined a week ago can obviously see that he is a bullshitter 99% of the time.

Everyone has experienced his bullshit at least once, as he bullshitted about the zenith yesterday.

No no no, that would be world chaos, given that he needs to channel his super human trials strength into bsing, and he could go on a multi national killing spree killing 30m people an hour, all this would happen in one day because he could sidehop 360 any sea known to man.

Kick her in the tits. (your ex)

Yeah, but we know it's not gonna happen. Would have to be a full unban too, for maximum comedy (let him in all forums)

Wow, nice one, keep at it and you'll be real good in no time! Promising start!

Wow, you're quite short, i'm the same height as you? I gave weight training a go last year, did actually improve muscle size in my arms, but i'm still quite tubby and small (muscle wise) but i am quite powerful.

Says the gayboy with a shaved arse and pink sig? It's not gonna be pink AND orange though you toby, what's orange now will be pink.

Bump. My sister didn't use much of some fluro pink spraypaint, i think i might do my forks, and possibly front rim. Opinions?

I'm 15.

An advancement! (from the girl who originally gave me hayleys msn...) 'but she sed she was gettin close to u' Hmm, might be time to move in.

I prefer CS2 over CS3, 3 is trying to be too user friendly imo. CS2 ***, but i can't be bothered to get it again.

Also heard he tapped the ozone layer to back wheel...

Erm, a robot wars poster signed by steve merril (one of the big guys in robot wars). Numerous celeb autographs from Soccer Six (ages ago, same with robot wars) My school shirt, signed by all of my year Signed post card sized picture of Julius Francis and Wayne Llewelyn (both boxers) and they taught me boxing for near enough a year. My orange da bomb forks, signed by me, with loads of scribble. Probably more, can't remeber them though.

He has to channel his amazing trials biking strength into something when he's not riding, so he channels it into lies. But we all know that he can sidehop the empire state building.

What's that meant to mean?

Appears that when i did it like a week ago my upload was only at 115? Probably some fools leeching off limewire.

Fraud?!

Mines actually faster with the napier server.