I haven't really told many people this for obvious reasons, but i'm gonna tell 3k tf members and some non members that lurk. Christmas eve 01, i think, my mum borrowed some clippers from her friend, and said, na it'll be fine (she used to be a hair dresser when she was 18 odd) and she wanted to give it a go again... Put me head over the sink (remember, this is ghetto penge, this is how we do it) and she starts, 1/4 way through, CLICK, they stop working. f**k f**k f**k, went on a mission to find a hair dressers (it was 8pm on christmas eve) and thank f**k there was a guy open not far from where i live, he really did save me. Woody, i see you're in this thread, it's the one opposite royston prim school in penge, it's good, if you wanna go in there.